Where are the classic adult allegorical sayings, brain teasers, funny text messages, jokes and so on?

1. what kind of road can't be taken? ... (answer: I won't tell you the answer).

2. Little Bobby's every move is inseparable from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobbi is a puppet, (I don't understand this))

3. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: go to the movies with the head up, play billiards with the back up, and study if the coin stands up. (Answer: Go to study)

5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweats more when it reaches the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7

7. A monkey can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)

8. Slip away (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 1 horses, only one can be tied, not two? (Answer: How to fasten it?)

9. What is higher in the world than the sky? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)

1. What valuable things are most easily lost? (Answer: Sputnik)

11. Three Jin Xin, three water named Miao and three people called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)

12. What does a fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

14. What is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the old man)

15. What is the sleeping beauty most afraid of? (Answer: Insomnia)

16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will tell them apart. Who is this person? (Answer: themselves)

18. Apart from the train, what is the longest car in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is a man who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

2. Why don't eggs rot when they hit stones? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg)

21. Which race is backward? (Answer: Tug of War)

22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)

23. What does a dentist do for a living? (Answer: Mouth)

24. Obviously he is nearsighted and a famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple at the back. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)

25. A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)

26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweats more when it reaches the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

28. Chuchu's birthday is on March 3th. What year is it? (Answer: March 3th every year)

29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)

3. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, where is the shadow of the earth)

31. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink to the bottom of the river)

32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What are the two points to remove the word ice?)

33. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he is aiming)

34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: Yourself)

35. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Divergence meter)

36. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)

37. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market can't come)

38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

39. A certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read this text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It says, don't read this article)

4. What will an air conditioner become when it falls from the building? (answer: murder weapon)

41. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)

42. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, one always turns left and the other right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

43. When can the net carry water? (Answer: When water turns into ice, of course, it can be lifted with a net)

44. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (answer: in bed)

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for? (Answer: Dreaming)

How should a woman who has been divorced for fifty times be described? (Answer: Give up all previous work)

How should a woman who has been divorced for fifty times describe her? (Answer: Give up everything)

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat it at the same time)

What kind of wheels can't turn? (Answer: the wheel of a windmill)

What on earth has to travel the farthest every day? (Answer: Earth)

What is the earliest surname of China people? (Answer: the surname is Shan)

Iron will rust when put outside. What about gold? (Answer: It will be stolen)

When is 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: when the calculation is wrong)

Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, one always turns left and the other right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat it at the same time)

What kind of wheels can't turn? (Answer: Wheels of a windmill)

When is the best time to hold your hands high? (Answer: When someone points a gun at your head)

Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. He didn't take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor and went home. Is this possible? (Answer: Mom carried him upstairs)

What is the farthest thing on the earth every day? (answer: the earth (the earth rotates once a day for four million kilometers))

A black, thick and hard stick is inserted into the hole, which feels warm. When it is pulled out, the guests will have to pay (a trade) (answer: baking sugar cane)

It is hard to lick, and it is hard to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, rub it (on people's body) first. Girls like it best, especially married women, and they love it even more. (Answer: Diamonds)

Amin has bitten a large bag and a small bag by mosquitoes. Is the larger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)

In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I light first? (Answer: Matches)

There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them is locked up for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer has to pull it to fill his life)

How can two people share five apples? (Answer: Squeeze into juice)

Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally hit a telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead man in the car. Xiao Zhang said that it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed him. Why? (Answer: Xiao Zhangkai's hearse)

Why did a fierce hungry cat run away when it saw the mouse? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

In the zoo, what is the elephant's longest nose and the second longest nose? (Answer: Elephant)

Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? (Answer: Walk backwards)

What animal did you kill but shed your blood? (Answer: Mosquito)

Two father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (Answer: Three generations)

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but every day when they leave home, one goes left and the other goes right. What's the matter? (Answer: Their homes are opposite)

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Answer: Both papers were turned in blank)

Aunt Zhang kept talking all day, but there was one month when she talked the least. Which month was that? (Answer: February)

There is a place where bad people are taught, but no policeman dares to take action to wipe it out. Where is this place (answer: detention center)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 1% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the year, month and day in the newspaper)

What is the first thing that everyone will do when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

A plane was full of people and crashed from a height of 1, meters. Why was there no one injured? (Answer: No one was injured, but they all fell dead)

What will be the first thing we do to make our dream come true? (Answer: Wake up)

What do people dislike to eat? (answer: a loss)

Dan was told that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? (Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers but no buttons)

Set off firecrackers in his crotch-hit a military item (answer: bomb)

Use a condom-hit a place name (answer: Baotou)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Answer: While sleeping)

What card should I send to a woman to win her heart, a valentine's card, a birthday card and all kinds of cards? (Answer: Credit card)

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Because I'm wearing shoes)

Where do I have to pay to speak? (Answer: Call)

Dongdong's father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

Which floor should Gai Lou build from? (Answer: It starts from the foundation)

Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (Answer: If you go, it will be too slow)

What door can never be closed? (Answer: Football Gate)

What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow mouth)

Women tumble. -name a foreign city (answer: Babylon)

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink to the bottom of the river)

There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: Yourself)

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs? (Answer: thermometer)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up her seat? (Answer: there is room in the car)

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? (Answer: My head hurts)

What is the product with the same manufacturing date and effective date? (Answer: newspaper)

Why does a hospital never treat people? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right for three times, then turns back for three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (Answer: Chaodi)

What does the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Take a place in heaven)

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chickens lay eggs)

Foxes are best at confusing men, so what "fine" men and women are fascinated together? (Answer: Alcohol)

Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: across shoes and socks)

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform, but he was afraid to jump. Why is this? (Answer: There is no water below)

Which tooth came out last? (answer: false teeth)

Why do two tigers fight and never stop fighting to the death? (Answer: No one dares to stop the fight)

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)

Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog fouled with breaststroke)

How long does it take to finish reading Peking University? (Answer: One note clock is enough)

Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Repair Xiaoming)

What color are the teeth of babies born by blacks and whites? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

What should I do if I have a stick to make it shorter, but I can't cut it off, break it or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)

How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: there is no zero in Roman numerals)

Can you make a number bigger than 3 and smaller than 4 with three chopsticks? (answer: take pi ∏)

Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens, and his unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat the chicken to tell whether the hen is old or tender)

What number should be added between the number and 1 to make this number larger than and smaller than 1? (Answer: add one. It becomes .1)

What says that fathers don't touch each other, but they touch each other twice when they call their fathers? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)

A square table is missing a corner. How many corners are there? (Answer: