Looking for a lot of super funny Cantonese jokes..

Since you have already seen it, I will give you IQ questions and it will be just as funny.

1) Which wild type is the highest?

A: Extremely high (high)

2) If there is any question for the first question, which wild type is higher?

A: Extremely powerful cream (high)

3) Do you think NDS will be stronger than PSP?

A: Because NDS can bend the machine

4) Can PSP be better than NDS?

A: Because PSP can explode the machine

6) "ABBABAABAABBBBBAABBABBA" (guess a greeting from the sentence)

A: long time no see(c)

7) Pineapple is orange, while pineapple is green?

A: keroro

8) Conan is ill, is there anyone who knows how to look into it?

A: Famous Detective' (Famous Detective' Detective' Conan)

9) An ant has 6 One foot, what do you mean he walked in dog shit and got 4 footprints?

A: There are 2 hands to cross the nose

10) Which one is the thin guy in USA?

A: USB

11) In the past, the left q and the right q lived together. Later, the right q moved away from the left. What is the result? (guess four characters)

A: Stop (left) and stay in the sun

12) What do you think about White Rabbit Kiss Baimi, a rabbit boy?

A: Not even a single d

13) Dogs can bark "bark", cats can meow "meow", but what about "coo"?

A: Yang Guo (called "Aunt" all the time)

14) What is the most hated potato?

A: George Bush

15) Mr. A carries an iron to the water bureau, Mr. B drives to the park, and Mr. C wears a hat and sits in jail. What’s the point of draining the water?

A: It’s a big deal. Rich Man

16) Why did Xiao Ming get beaten up, but his mother didn’t even try to save him?

A: He was beaten up to the point where his mother didn’t even recognize him

17) How does an ant travel from Hong Kong to the United States in less than 1 minute?

A: On the map

18) The dwarfs take a peek Snow White Shower (guess a drink)

A: Seven Ups

19) Why should I ignore it?

A: Physics

20) What color do people associate with?

A: Yellow (people fear "yellow")

21) A, B, C, D, E, F Which class is the most difficult to teach?

A:c is the same as class E (Islam)

22) From snake A to snake Z, which one is the slowest?

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A: Snake C (Charmaine Yu's "Snake C is slow")

23) The English letters A to Z, E and T go to the left, how many English letters are Zhong Jingfan? < /p>

A: 21 letters (et will take the ufo away with him)

24) Nobita was punished by his mother for not doing his homework, so what kind of magic weapon did Dingdang bring to help him?

A: Automatic teller machine

25) A pear is divided into five children. It needs to be cut with a knife and divided equally among all the children. But it needs to be cut three times. How? What to do?

A: Zhang Geli cut the pear crosswise with two knives, and then used the last knife to kill one of the children

26) What is the most "inch" animal in the world? (Just imagine) How is it called?)

A: Sheep

27) Mr. Gao lives on the 13th floor. When he goes out to the street, he can take the elevator directly to the ground floor, but if he returns to the house, he will have to take the elevator directly to the ground floor. If he takes the elevator alone, he must take it to the twelfth floor and then go up the stairs. What’s the explanation?

A: Because he is not high enough to go to the 13th floor, so he has to go to the 12th floor on the left first

28) There are three animals that compete in the triple jump in the Olympic Games. They are monkeys. , dog or kangaroo, who do you think will win?

A: Monkey, because you must jump on one foot to triple jump, the other two animals cannot jump on one foot

29) One day, a little listening person The horse with the words won the race, and there was

There were three gifts to choose from: 1) Cash of 5,000 yuan 2) Camera 3) Air ticket to and from Asia After the owner explained the purpose of the gift, Ma Liu chose a camera. What do you think?

A: The camera automatically turns into a banana because of recognition

30) There is a man wearing a safety helmet with a fan tied to it. He holds an electric fan in his left hand and a kettle in his right hand. Wearing skates, where is he going?

A: Qingshan Bar

31) There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them will be imprisoned for one year for stealing?nbsp;, and the other is a robber and murderer. But he was only detained for two weeks. Why?

A: Because he was sentenced to death

32) A Chinese couple living in Italy. One day the wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she did not understand Italian, she had to imitate the crow of a chicken. , then pointed to her breasts, and then pointed to her feet when she wanted to buy chicken feet. The boss understood. Then she wanted to buy sausages, but went home and called her husband. Why?

A: Because her husband speaks Italian

33) I lost my ID card, what should I do?

A: Pick it up

34) A container truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The container truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. what?

A: Because the driver of the container truck was driving from the street to the line, not the container truck.

35) Superman and Supergirl were doing push-ups together. Why was Superman on the ground after doing them? Is there a hole? There are two Supergirls?

A: Superman does push-ups with one hand, and Supergirl does push-ups with both hands.

36) Durian or watermelon, which one is more painful?

A: My head hurts

37) If you throw an egg at a stone, why won’t the egg break?

A: Hold the egg in your left hand and throw the stone in your right hand.

2. If a plane is hijacked by a hijacker, what will the passengers say to the hijacker? Evaluate a mobile phone brand

Ans: Nokia (dropped off~)

3. Winning in extra time, estimate a car brand

Ans: Porsche

5. Why does BB not know how to laugh?

Ans: Because if you can laugh, you won’t cry.

8. What will happen if L trains Zuo Zuo?

Ans: Aeroplane (L level)

10. Can you tell jokes on the boat?

Ans: Because the sea will laugh when it hears it, and it will cause waves in the sea

12. City in the Sky, estimated to be the name of a place in Hong Kong

Ans: Kennedy Town

13. Ronald McDonald is as big as the name of a country

Ans: Myanmar (free of charge)

15. Students are most afraid What wild fish?

Ans: East Star Class (Don’t get promoted)

16. Why does the wild boar get one foot?

Ans: Pearl Pearl

17. Fish have no legs, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have nothing?

Ans: Taro

18. There are fish eggs in the fish egg powder, but there is ice cream in the noodles?

Ans: Seven

19. Is there anything that cannot be put in the refrigerator?

Ans: Secret, because it is a secret that cannot be told

20. Continuing with the previous question, which TV artist can’t comb his hair?

Ans: Zhu Mimi, because her breasts cannot be combed (the secret that cannot be told is pronounced the same as in Mandarin)

24. What is the secret underneath the terrorist?

Ans: Horrible denominator

25. Continuing from the previous question, what is the wild in the middle?

Ans: Horror line

26. Football’s surname is Zhu, basketball’s surname is Lan, and judo’s surname is Baa?

Ans: The surname is Dan, because it’s Christmas again, it’s Christmas again~

29. There is a monster invading the earth, what should I do?

Ans: Sing a march (Lyrics of Superman’s Theme Song: When this march is played loudly, the monsters will run away~)

32. What do you think will make a boy who has his ears happy?

Ans: Because Happy New Year~

33. Do you want to marry your father in winter?

p>Ans: Doraemon (ending song: Winter is a daddy, Winter is a daddy, Doraemon)

34. Doraemon comes into view at noon, and the big guy next to me is confused. Be a doctor?

Ans: Mr.

35. Doraemon A dreamed about me, who is more likely to be infected with the teacher's illness?

Ans: Nobita, because Nobita Nobita

36. Carrying on from the previous question, which one did he infect first? (Not a Doraemon character)

Ans: Xiaoxin, because of Nohara Shinnosuke

37. What is Doraemon’s last name?

Ans: Wu (Opening song: Doraemon~)

38. What’s the explanation for why Doraemon can’t be seen in the wild?

Ans: Because he can’t see his fingers

39. What’s the explanation in this world where there are Tokyo, Nanjing, and Beijing but no Xijing?

Ans: Because Xi Jing is better than Tang Sanzang's

40. Hello Kitty sees a cross on the surface of Dear Daniel. Do you think Kitty will slap Daniel?

Ans: Miffy’s mouth is because of the intersection

41. The earth exploded to the left, so why should we go to the edge?

Ans: The right side of the earth

42. What animal can play billiards?

Ans: Eagle, because the eagle knows billiards

43. When does nine plus four equal one?

Ans: Let’s look at the hour hand

44. A Chinese character, it feels good to separate it, but it hurts to put it together. Guess the verb (18+)

Ans: Bite

45. Winter melons are produced in Guangdong, pumpkins are produced in Guangnan, watermelons are produced in Guangxi, so what will be produced in Guangbei?

Ans: Speak out, because you can’t speak out (Guangbei)

46. Why don’t you type?

Ans: Jiao, because I don’t type Jiao

47. What kind of mouse has two feet?

Ans: Mickey Mouse

48. Following the previous question, what kind of duck has two feet?

Ans: All ducks (including Donald Duck)

50. Firewood, rice, oil, salt, are any of them not GE products from the 1980s?

Ans: You, because you are not from the 1980s~

51. Fu Chai is from the Wu State, and Xi Shi is from the Yue State. Who is he?

Ans: Liu Songren

52. Bread A, B, C, D, which one is bitter?

Ans: C, because the baker (C is bitter)

53. When will one plus one equal three?

Ans: When the result is wrong

54. At what time will zero be greater than two, and two will be greater than five?

Ans: Guess when the fruit is cut and hammered

55. What animal can tear an eel apart?

Ans: Snake, because Yu Siman (snake tears eels)

56. Xiao Ming is better than Da Ming, so why is Da Ming better than the other side?

Ans: Dog, because it has been famous for a long time (dogs raise the Ming Dynasty)

57. What kind of flavor is Yakult?

Ans: Did you drink Zuowei today?

58. What hair product does Li Yundi hate the most?

Ans: Meiyuan Facai, because Meiyuan Facai cannot be "bounced"

60. What's on the Da Vinci Code?

Ans: Da Vinci Account

The following are some cold jokes told by Mother He. I have written down a few:

1. There is a woman going Breast augmentation, the doctor said: if you do two, you will receive 100,000. But if you make one, you’ll get a 30% discount.

Why is this? (Question: Two hundred thousand, one is not fifty thousand? How come there is a 30% discount?)

The answer is: twists and turns

2. Is there anything more disgusting than eating shit? Woolen cloth?

The answer is: eat two piles of shit

3. The chicken, duck and goose went out to play ball together. When they came back, they opened the refrigerator. There were three sodas in it. They planned to have one for each person, but the chicken did not drink it. , why?

The answer is: graceful (laughing idiot)

4. Fatty Huang suffered from gastroenteritis one day. He went to see the doctor and asked the doctor: Doctor, for some reason, I eat fatty beef. Just pull fat beef, pull vegetables if you eat vegetables, pull vermicelli if you eat vermicelli.... So what should I do?

So the doctor said to Fatty Huang seriously: Your disease is easy to cure, very simple~ You can poop whatever you want to eat...

What are you doing? Just eat shit from now on!

5. Firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, what is one thing that does not belong to the 1980s?

The answer is "oil" [and (oil) is not the 1980s (from "The Worrying Man" sung by COOKIES]