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How do you all forget the super embarrassing things in your memory?
For example, in junior high school, I went to dinner with my classmates and teachers to celebrate. Later, when I was toasting, I took a sip of Sprite and accidentally sprayed it on the teacher. From then on, I felt particularly uncomfortable when I saw that teacher. I was just walking around. Now it seems that I really have to say sorry to the teacher. I apologize here, teacher. I'm sorry!
You just have to let go of this obsession in your heart and let it go, as usual, and you will forget everything. As long as it's not deliberate, remember to let go.
I've also heard of such a thing. A boy slept naked at home, and his mother came in ... so embarrassing. I can only put it down slowly and not take it seriously. There is also reconciliation with the parties and themselves. If you say it, you won't have any thoughts about it in your heart, so you will naturally forget it.
If it really leaves a shadow on the mind and the situation is serious, it is recommended to let a psychologist help to guide it. Of course, it does not rule out that it will stimulate you to think at a specific place, at a specific time, at a specific place and at a specific time.
I was in contact with a friend before, so I deliberately said something because I was more concerned about this relationship, but my original intention was to make her happy. But the result seems to be unsatisfactory and counterproductive.
I told her later that I kept this obsession in my heart. It doesn't matter when I accidentally think of it, because I am pregnant with an explanation.
The same is true of embarrassing things. If you really make up with yourself and let it go, you can really not care. Let go of your obsession and you will naturally forget it.
Most of them are pain, shame, stupidity and sadness. There is depression, but it is more important to be calm. As the saying goes, learn from your mistakes and tell yourself not to make them again. A person's life is very long, and all kinds of bad memories will happen frequently, but we should learn to entertain ourselves, make our own jokes, watch short videos, watch jokes, watch comedies and movies, or open our hearts to friends and relatives.
Happy as a pig every day!
Be positive, do a good job every day and live a wonderful life.
People will encounter embarrassing things more or less, but if you care too much about yourself, others may not care at all. In a few days, no one will remember. You just want to have a perfect image, but occasionally show your imperfect image to everyone, and everyone will think that you are a very real person. The more perfect people are, the more hypocritical they are, and the more tired they live.
Look forward to everything, don't always think about the past. If you always think about the past, you won't think about how to go in the future.
Actually, you can think so. Who doesn't have an embarrassing past? You and everyone have it. You should accept it, then let go of the embarrassing memory and slowly forget it.
Let me share my anecdote here first:
1, men like to show their talents to beautiful women in college. I prefer playing basketball. Once when I was playing ball, I saw a beautiful woman walking across the court, and I immediately got excited. I swing from side to side, step, step back, swing away, and so on. As a result, the angle of the ball was not well controlled, and it was thrown at the lower edge of the backboard and bounced back directly to hit me in the face. This is called impersonating 13 in the face. It's ridiculous to think about it. The students on the court are no longer in the mood to play ball, only laughter echoes on the court. ...
2. Once a car that donated blood for free was parked by the roadside, and the nurse was very beautiful. When I take a closer look, the woman who donated blood next to me is also a beautiful woman. I think this is not bad, and my eyes are not shallow. As a result, the nurse said to me, Brother, it is an honor to donate blood. I'm usually too afraid of blood to speak. The beautiful woman next to me also looked at me. Damn, I had to bite the bullet and sit down because of face. The nurse asked me how much to give. I looked at two beautiful women, and I wanted to have face and not be ashamed, so I said it was a luxury package. Now that I think about it, I fainted for several days, because I saw the beautiful woman donate blood for the first time, and she also donated 400cc!
3. I was walking on the road, and suddenly my stomach was in a hurry. A stream of air kept coming out and a lot of liquid came out. There was no way out, so I ran to a dark alley next to me to solve my urgent need. Who knows that the waiting on the road is voice-controlled? Every time it lights up, I will see an old man and me in a posture under the light, and every time I look at each other, I will be inexplicably embarrassed.
I'm very excited when I go to a bar for the first time. Drinking with friends who take me there is a pleasure. At this time, from time to time, a beautiful young lady who bought wine came to sell it. I saw my little sister was beautiful, so I bought her a dozen. She sold it after drinking, and I bought three dozen more. Then this little sister has been drinking with us. I'm single dog again, showing off in front of her, adding WeChat or something. Then I came out drunk and boasted to my friends. Do you think I'm good at it? She must really like me. My friend immediately laughed and said that I was really young. That's what a little sister like this will do if she buys wine. It's called bees. It's in every bar. I can't do it yet. If I show my friends, I can definitely push her to the higher ground and take her down. Later, after my SMS verification, my little sister asked me to go to a bar to play, and there was nothing. Then I asked my friend to take me to another bar, and I found this little sister. I shouted in my heart, you!
5. I went to the movies with my girlfriend and went in to find a seat to sit down. I immediately bought popcorn and drinks, and when I came back, I watched a movie with my girlfriend. That's a love movie with a good plot. I ate and drank, and the plot was touching My girlfriend was moved like a tearful person, and I was moved like a grandson. Because of eating and drinking, it was cold and hot, and soon a chemical reaction took place, and the gas kept sinking. I'm sure I will, but the music clip of this movie is really irritating. A piece of music suddenly stopped before the climax. I made a sound at the moment when the music just stopped. I was in perfect contact with the music and my voice was euphemistic and tortuous. Suddenly, the whole world was quiet. My girlfriend turned away and the audience burst into laughter. A good love movie was dubbed into a comedy by me. Now my girlfriend is still laughing at me for this!
So hard to forget, these awkward moments? Then I'll tell you a few special methods:
1, simple and rude: find a brick and try to smash it at a 45 angle until you don't even know who you are. Can you remember these? But the only disadvantage is that the strength should be controlled well. If it's light, it won't work. If it's heavy, it's easy for you to have a funeral.
2, the cost is higher: go to the hospital to find some experts, such as brain, endocrinology, anorectal and so on. You can forget the part of your brain about memory. The disadvantage is that the expert fee is too high.
3. Euphemism: To do something more embarrassing, which is 100 times more embarrassing than the original, so that the original is not awkward at all. The disadvantage of this method is that it is easy for people to establish a collapse and directly enter the position of King 2B.
4. Stimulation method: Take everyone who knows your anecdote to an expert for consultation and remove the brain. If they forget, you won't think about it. This disadvantage is that the cost is too high and the time is too long, so it is difficult to find all the personnel.
5. Destructive action: Can you remember when you really freed yourself from the funeral and turned to ashes?
All the above are jokes. These embarrassing things are all part of your own good life. Why did you forget them? I will laugh when I recall it. Why does it become a burden? Come on, go live.
I can't think of anything embarrassing when you ask me this, and neither can I.
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