What short sentences and paragraphs are there in 20 words?

1, a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! ! ! ! !

When I was in high school, the classroom discipline was very chaotic. In a rage, the teacher picked up XXX and said, XXX, stand on the wall for me! ~ ~ The whole class is cold!

3. Me: That's our physics teacher. . .

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry. . .

4. One person in our dormitory drank too much urine and then brought out a cold sentence: if you drink too much urine, you will drink too much wine.

5, buy oranges, boss: one yuan and five pounds. Me: It's too expensive, five yuan and three Jin. Boss: no, no.

6. My friend asked me about the computer configuration, and I said that the monitor is a color screen. (I was going to say LCD)