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Can you fart when you eat beans? Reveal ten reasons why human fart.
1, human fart ten why?
In fact, farting is the same as going to the toilet in peacetime. It is a way for our bodies to excrete waste, so don't be too embarrassed. In fact, there are many stories and jokes about fart. Let's count them together.
Question 1 Do you fart when you eat beans?
Bullshit beans.
Have you heard the following ballad? "Doudou will protect your heart. Peas will make you fart. "
Maybe you will cry when you hear this song. Is it true?/You don't say. Indeed, beans do make you fart. This is because beans contain a kind of sugar called stachiose, and humans can't digest this substance normally. Because we can't digest this sugar well, when bacteria in our intestines try to decompose it, they will produce a lot of gas. Then people will fart.
Question 2: How many farts do people fart every day?
Do you want to know how many times you fart every day? According to the research, the average person farts about half a liter a day, and farts about 14 times a day on average. Please count how many farts you fart every day to see if the number of times you fart is higher or lower than this number, but you'd better not tell others about how many farts you fart every day, so that others won't think you are a freak.
Question 3: Will you spontaneously ignite if you hold your fart?
Anyone who has seen the cartoon "South Park" knows that there is a very funny plot in it, that is, Kenny has been holding his fart all day and was recently burned to death because of spontaneous combustion of his fart. In this small series, I tell you that holding a fart will not spontaneously ignite. This is just the author's imagination.
But scientists believe that if a person holds back his fart for too long, the worst thing will happen, which will lead to severe stomach pain. It's better for everyone to fart. The Roman emperor Claudius was the emperor who made the greatest contribution to fart. He thinks farting is good for people's health, so he specially legislates for "farting at parties". However, because people overeat at at parties, they have not stopped the occurrence of stomachache, but fart has become a scapegoat.
Question 4: How can we cover up the stink of fart?
If you fart in public, the best way to cover up your embarrassment is to pretend to be innocent. If you fail, point the finger at others. But no matter what, you can't hide the smell of fart.
Unless you are using "Fartypants" underwear, commonly known as "fart-proof underwear". Buck Weimer, a Colorado man, invented the world's first fart-proof underwear. It has the function of filtering smelly fart, so even if the user keeps farting, people next to it will not smell it. This kind of airtight underwear is called "anti-fart underwear", which is made of soft and airtight nylon cloth, with rubber bands sewn at the waist and trouser legs, and replaceable filter pads for eliminating odor are arranged in the trousers. This filter pad is made of carbon, glass fiber and wool fiber, so the price of each fart-proof underwear varies from 12 to 15 depending on the size and cost.
Question 5: Will methane contained in cow fart pollute the environment?
Many of us have heard that the content of methane in cow fart is very high, and methane is very harmful to the ozone layer. In fact, this is just our worry, but what needs to be told is that cow fart will not bring influence and harm to the environment. A large amount of methane produced by cows is exhaled by cows when they breathe. Methane is not only produced by cows, but also produced by sheep.
Question 6: Is farting cute?
Maybe some people in the world think farting is cute, but for 99.9999% ordinary people, they certainly won't agree with this statement. But in the animal world, farting is a signal to attract similarities and differences.
Female southern pine beetle (southern pine beetle) can contain a hormone called prefrontal hormone in its fart, which can attract male partners to mate with it. It can also be used to gather partners for meetings, and it can also be used as an invitation signal for collective mating. You may think this beetle is really happy, but unfortunately, this hormone in beetle fart can also attract natural enemies.
Question 7: Do all animals fart?
What makes animals have the ability to fart? Animals that fart must have two intestines (large intestine and small intestine) and an anus, but not all animals have these organs. PogonophoranWorm, living at the bottom of the sea or near an active volcano, has no intestines and anus. It doesn't even have a mouth and a stomach. It lives by absorbing bacteria attached to the skin.
And this bug is not the only animal in the world that doesn't fart. Animals that lack intestines and anus, such as jellyfish, corals and anemones, are also animals that don't fart.
Question 8: Is farting good or bad?
Whether farting is good or bad depends on what you think. Some people hate farting very much, while others think farting is interesting.
1940, employees of JEM Rubber Co., Ltd. in Toronto, Canada, unexpectedly found that some rubber sheets would make a sound, and rubber sheets would make a fart-like sound. They told the boss that the smart boss saw the market potential brought by this voice. The company quickly developed the product "Fart Cushion"-Fart Cushion, and put it on the market soon. Soon, a funny toy became popular in Europe and America. It turns out that farting can also bring dollars, which may be a good commodity.
Question 9: Can you tell me the answers to the following questions about fart?
Ok, let's try to answer the following four questions:
1) If you don't wear a spacesuit, will farting in space help push you forward?
2) Will the fart be frozen?
3) In the cold winter, you can see your breath. Can you see it when you fart?
4) Have you ever found "fart fossils"?
In fact, the answers to these questions have not been scientifically tested and studied so far. Please make a bold guess. Maybe the answers to these questions are all yes.
Question 10 It is incorrect to fart and wear pants.
Maybe you are still thinking about the answers to the above four questions, so this time I will tell you seriously and responsibly that your pants will not be broken by fart. Everyone thinks that a very "strong" fart will break his pants, and that's just that everyone is worried. So far, nothing like this has happened. Scientific experiments show that such embarrassing things will not happen.
Farting is a normal physiological phenomenon. If you don't fart, or put too much smelly, it is not normal. Did you do all this?
2. Reasons for farting.
Under normal circumstances, 99% of fart is odorless gas, such as nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen, methane, carbon dioxide and so on. 65,438+0% are odorous or irritating gases, including hydrogen sulfide, indole, fecal odor, ammonia and so on.
1, protein took too much.
Protein will increase the odor gas content in the fart after digestive tract fermentation and decomposition, making the fart more smelly. This is probably due to eating too many foods rich in protein, such as milk, eggs, beans and meat, which caused protein to stay in the digestive tract.
Step 2 eat spicy food
After eating irritating foods such as garlic, leeks and onions, it will also aggravate the fart taste. This is a normal phenomenon, don't worry too much. If you don't want the fart to stink all the time, you need to eat less irritating food and limit protein's intake.
3, gastrointestinal bleeding or cancer
Besides protein, stomach acid and blood decomposed by intestinal bacteria can also make fart stink. This may be caused by gastrointestinal bleeding, or it may be caused by intestinal malignant tumor and cancer tissue erosion and bleeding.
4, intestinal bacterial infection
Bacterial toxins in the intestine can usually destroy intestinal mucosa, and mucosal epithelial cells are necrotic and exfoliated. These substances will produce malodorous gas after fermentation, which will be discharged with fart.
Generally speaking, fart becomes particularly smelly, which may be caused by food or disease. If the situation does not improve after diet control, we must pay enough attention to it and seek medical treatment as soon as possible.
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