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When the Monkey King stole the flat peach, the seven fairies did nothing. Why are the seven fairies still so angry?

Because the Queen Mother sent seven fairies to pick flat peaches to entertain the big fairy, but when the seven fairies went to the flat peach garden, they found that the Monkey King was eating flat peaches unscrupulously, and everyone only took a bite. You know, this flat peach took thousands of years to mature, and it is the main course of the Queen Mother's birthday banquet. How can the seven fairies have a job without it?

But then again, although the Monkey King's nickname is Po Hou, sometimes it is not unreasonable to make a search. At first, I was just curious about this flat peach, because I heard that eating it can not only make me live with heaven and earth, but also make me live forever. As a result, I learned later that all the immortals were invited to the Queen Mother's birthday, but I didn't invite them, so I got angry and ate all the peaches.

He made a "body-fixing method", and the seven fairies were set in the garden, but they turned a somersault and rushed towards the Yaochi. When he came to Yaochi, Wukong pulled out two hairs and blew a mouthful of fairy gas, turning into many sleepy people. Everyone who was preparing for the party slept stagger, and Wukong drank very hard and ate very bitter. After a full meal, I pulled out a hair, turned it into a pocket, and put all the delicious things in my pocket.

Although Wukong eats well, I still want to say: what a pity that Monkey Brother wasted it! Despair!