Who has a healthy and funny joke? The longer the better, the more! ! )

1. There was a teacher whose cell phone suddenly rang at two o'clock in the evening. This is a strange number. Then the other person said, "Are you asleep?" The teacher asked in a daze, "why are you calling so late?" Who are you? " The other person sneered: "You slept comfortably, I am still doing my homework!" And then hung up.

Two girls in the office quarreled. The manager couldn't bear it: "What a shame! What is this? Make it clear to me! " Hearing this, the two beautiful women argued with each other and quarreled. "That's enough!" The manager shouted, "Fat first!" Suddenly, the world was quiet.

3. "I haven't reviewed it at all." -80 points

"I just started reviewing yesterday." -82 points

"Made is really tough." -85 points.

I almost didn't finish it. "-90 points

"The last one almost succeeded." -95 points

Don't smile and say anything. -98 points

"It's steady this time." -59 points