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Wife-loving joke
Q: Introduce yourself briefly? ? A: Hello everyone! My name is Jiang Erwa, and I come from Chengdu. I work in a mobile phone shop xx. My hobby is that I have no other bad hobbies except cars (you know). Besides, I like to go out with a few good buddies as long as I have nothing to do. ? PS: He also has a well-known nickname, Cuyce. Why does he have this name? As Sichuanese, everyone knows "raking ears". Every opportunity for Erwa to participate in activities is in the hands of his wife. Once the event was held and his wife wouldn't let him, he collapsed and couldn't come. Naturally, the name "Brother Broken Silk" was just a joke. Raking your ears is not about being afraid of your wife, but about loving your wife.
Q: How did you get into the pit? ? A: Because I saw a modified old horse 6 on the street in Chengdu when I was a child. Even though I didn't understand this at that time, the dream of modification was hidden in my heart from that moment on. With the passage of time, when I was 24 years old and had a certain economic foundation, I decided that it was time to realize my dream of that year, so I was ready to start with the red Civic (because my motorcycle was also red before), and then I started to learn from the forum, joined the local cycling group, and often invited three or five friends in the group to communicate. Slowly, I stepped into the deep pit and couldn't extricate myself.
Q: Why did you choose this car? ? A: To be honest, I considered mainstream models before buying the Ma6, such as MK7, Civic and Jade. PASS gave up golf, because the hatchback was almost boring for simple household use, and the GTI and R versions exceeded the budget in mind, so they were temporarily listed as future goals. Jade's car, to be honest, did move at that time, but compared with the Civic of 10 generation, the horsepower of the same machine was worse by more than 20 horses. The most important thing is that the family can't understand Jed's appearance, and all aspects of civic, whether family or themselves, are still very satisfied, mainly suitable for modification.
Q: What have you changed? Why did you choose to change these? ? A: si front bumper, ms honeycomb net, sports duck tail, Typr? R side skirt, carbon fiber sports steering wheel, Bode s 1 street shock absorber, Bode fish-eye tower top, Harris plum blossom string, ERG valve middle and tail section exhaust, manual 200-mesh head section. ? I changed many sets of wheels, all made in meston, China, and the power didn't move at all. At present, it is considered as a potted group posture party, preferring wheels with large sides. In terms of shock absorption, first of all, it confirms the old saying: "All changes must be made first, and the low one covers the ugly." ? I used to change the short spring by taking detours. At that time, I felt that the short spring was the same as the shock absorber, so there was no need to spend more money. Until I drove a car with my friend's buck teeth, the difference was really too big for me to accept. ? So later, I changed Baird's shock absorber. Although this shock absorber is a bit hard as everyone said, the support control is incomparable with the short spring. Needless to say, the first thing people who play with cars want to hear is exhaust, and the second is that it is smoother than the original exhaust. ? Appearance, there is nothing to say, personal preference.
Q: Is your car what you want? What do you think needs to be rectified? ? A: Not yet. There is still a gap between the ideal and the ideal. The intercooler, air inlet and pressure reducing valve are all used, and then the second-order program is brushed, and the front and rear wheel tilt rods are all padded, plus a set of wheels with big data and small et. Similarly, chassis reinforcement, whole car stereo subwoofer, starry sky top and so on can not be less. ? According to our Sichuan dialect, horsepower is not needed, but it must be! Finally, clean up and prepare for appearance and posture.
Update the photos of the wheel hub changed a few days ago and the first call for a trailer.
Finally, introduce my big brother? He usually takes pictures of me and writes my copy? Manager of Chengdu plaything weary in well doing car group: Yao who drives EVO? Big brother's car has a wheel of 400? EVO 10 generation
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