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Please tell us some jokes.
Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband:? “ABCDEFGHIJK。”
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK
Wife:? "What? Is it? That? Despicable? "
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband:? "Lovely, how? Is it beautiful? Is it cute? Pleasant? Elegant,? Fashion? Gorgeous? And then what? Hot. "
Husband: charming, charming, cute, cheerful, elegant, fashionable, beautiful and hot.
Wife:? "Ah, how about that? Thank you? What about you? But? What? About what? IJK?”
Wife: Wow, thanks, but what does "IJK" mean?
Husband:? "I just? Just kidding! "
Husband: Just kidding!
2. What? Really? One? Eyes? But? Can't? Do you see it?
What has one eye but can't see?
Answer? Needle. ?
Needle.
3. What? Dogs? Is it okay? Jump? Higher? Than? Answer? Architecture?
What dog jumps higher than a building?
Any dog? Architecture? Can't? Jump!
No dog, no building can jump.
4. What? Really? Answer? Boss? Answer? What about the tail? And then what? No? Body?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer? Coins!
Coins.
5. teacher:? Whoever it is. The answer? Mine? Next? Question,? Is it okay? Going? Go home.
Teacher: Whoever can return to my next question can go home.
One? Boy? Throwing? His? Bags? Out? That? Windows.
A little boy threw his schoolbag out of the window.
Teacher:? Who is it? Just? Throw it away? That? !
Teacher: Who threw the schoolbag out just now?
Boy:? Me! ? I am? Going? Home? Now ?
Boy: Me! I'm going home.
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