Does Wei have any jokes?

A foreigner came to China and gave himself a China name, Mao Wei. He is looking for a job in China. He came to a company and a man asked him, "What's your last name?" He replied, "My last name is Wei." "Wei what?" "Why? Why am I surnamed Wei? Needless to say? "

The third child works as a cashier in a shop during the summer vacation. We all said that he made a sum of money easily, and Lao Liu retorted, "Easy? You try! I was dizzy after working at the cashier all day, and my hands were sore. "

The fifth student in the Student Union is responsible for the reception of new students. Today, he came back and said, "There is a beautiful junior in the class next door to our department. Her surname is mute. "

After the freshman party in the department, I asked my fifth and third children to send the stereo back to the student union. Put it in their hands, fearing that they would not hold it stably, they asked, "Are you holding it firmly?" . "Hold on! Hold on! " The two men answered in unison.

The dormitory owner has a new girlfriend, who gave him a new walkman. The boss looked at the instructions, fiddled with them and said to himself, "Everything is fine, but there is only one channel!" " ".Old three watched martial arts in the upper bunk and asked," Isn't one enough? "The boss said," I want one more channel to connect to the computer. " "wow! You are really sick! " The third child said.

6. Old four's girlfriend is also in our class. Both the experimental class and the curriculum design will be in the same group. Of course, every time the old four has to share more tasks. One night, we were playing Guo Jun chess, and because we were short of manpower, we dragged our fourth son who was doing an internship report and stayed up for half a night. The next morning, when I was resting, I heard my old four's girlfriend shouting at him with an "internship report": "You didn't finish it! You're not done until you're done! But why did you lie to me! " . Afterwards, we invited Old Four to have a meal, and it was the two brothers who made him lift his head.