It is urgent for Bai Yun to "bury his father with five sons"! ! !

It is said that there was a bachelor in wuli village, and his sons were all called dogs. Just add a number before the name and rank it as one, two, three, four and five. Once upon a time, the fifth man boasted that he had five tigers. I didn't expect to brag a few decades ago, but it was better to raise a dog than to raise a tiger.

Unfortunately, the old man has oral cancer and can't get out of bed in the dog days. Five dogs, a tiger and a wolf, rushed into the door to carry things. You move the table, I lift the cylinder, and suddenly the room is empty. Small five dogs, cowardly, robbed less things, very angry. I looked up at my father's bed, and my eyes suddenly lit up: "Our pigsty lacks a few boards, and my father's bed is just in use. Dad, just lie on the ground and the bed will move home to block the pigsty! "

Bachelor, bitter in heart, was so angry that he rolled to the ground and cried, full of bitter water, and his legs stretched out and he died. Wuhu, if you don't come, no one will bury the old man's body.

My old uncle, who came to visit my brother-in-law, was so angry that he ran to scold five unfilial dog minions as soon as he entered the door: "You should apportion quickly and raise money to buy coffins for the funeral. What dare to cheat, come with me to the court to explain! "

Five nephews held five dog meetings overnight, and sat in front of the spirit and thought it right. Small five dogs, the cleverest, took the lead in speaking and called Wang Wang: "Big brother is big brother, leading brothers to start a career." He is like the second emperor of the Prince. Lao Wang died and Xiao Wang was buried. "

Hearing this, the boss was flustered, afraid to speak, and sang, "We have been playing mahjong for years, wasting money on the field. How can I afford this funeral now that I owe money everywhere? Our second son runs around with the village chief. He doesn't eat meat, but drinks soup. Let him be our prince and let him drink some soup to bury his father. "

The second child shook his head: "Although we followed the village chief, we didn't drink a few mouthfuls of boiled water. Every time the village chief enters the private room, we only watch the door outside. Our third son is proficient in three hands. Among the brothers, he has one. He is still a prince. Let's do something to send Dad away! "

The third son shouted, "it's strange that dad didn't send us to school, but later he got confused and went into the wrong business." Now I'm stuck in a deep pit, and I can't change my way. When you are lucky, take some bags, drink some wine and find a girl. When you are unlucky, enter the classroom and come out empty-handed. How can I afford to bury my father when I am afraid every day? Old four went to school since childhood and read several foreign articles. I worked in the village a few years ago and must have been exposed to a lot of light. Let the old four use the prince as a pawn, and our brothers will help! "

Old four quickly put his hand away: "Although we play tricks in our village, it is always the village head who catches big fish. If something goes wrong, it's our turn to find us. My wife's stomach is disappointing, and Sambo is left behind by Sanwo. I'm still running around. I will never have a son. How can I have money in my hand? Bachelor, you run casinos all the year round. You say you gamble a lot. Now that you are young and have no burden, just pay the ticket and get things done. "

The fifth man listened and said, "What we lost in the casino was money, and what we won was water, which was given to the old ghost in the restaurant next door. Last time we owed money, people had to cut off our legs and didn't even give you money. If I hadn't called him a hundred times, I would have bled. My mother died when I was born, and my father said I didn't like her since I was a child. Let me sleep with the dog and want me to bury this old thing? Dad loves you the most, and the first few he gave birth to have gone to the ghost king. He has hugged you for more than ten years since he gave birth to you, and it should be you who buried his father! "

The boss got angry and said, "Who hurts the old guy the most?". Dude, I have a bottom. There are more than a dozen of our eldest brothers, and they are still with you when they are married. The money we earned raised your fourth brother, and we still owe the old man a debt after sharing it! Second, you have many strange diseases since you were a child. Dad is most worried about you. Every time I carry you to the hospital, I have to walk dozens of miles of mountain roads. My feet are blistered and my skin is worn out. I still have you in my arms. It's not easy to raise you! If you don't pay to bury your father now, you can't go anywhere. "

The second child sneered: "Your son grew up in his father's arms. Our baby crawled on the ground since childhood and didn't even pull!" Third, every time I enter the cell, my father will come to see you. Buy this and that, use up all your money, return it to your farm when you get home, and take your baby with you forever. Now buried dad asked you to pay, why do you pretend to be poor! "

Old three snorted: "Old four, every account is empty. When didn't dad fill the hole for you? " Shouldn't you be paying for dad? You run around for your son, and the old man does all the work at home. It doesn't cost much to send him now. What's the big deal if you come out? "

Old four kept complaining: "although I have a heart, there is nothing I can do. I can't make decisions about it." If you want to say who my dad loves most, in fact, he loves the fifth one. You were born without milk, and your father chewed up the rice and fed it to your stomach until 345. Think about how much your father has suffered for you. Shouldn't you pay to bury him underground? ! "

Hearing this, the fifth man shouted, "All four of you have families and children, but my fifth man is still single. If anyone finds us a daughter-in-law, when the bride gets off the sedan chair, we will have a funeral and a happy event together! "

Five dogs, barking, finally no chapter. Still the second emperor, he already has a good prescription in his heart: "One coffin has two files, and the second child and the third child will bear it. I came out to give the old four the bottom, and the rest to the young. "

Five dogs are dissatisfied: "You share it equally, why do you leave me a pair?"

The second child is afraid that things will be stiff again, so he dares to come out and make a big noise: "Don't panic, five brothers and five brothers, use wooden boards for food stalls and cardboard boxes for food stalls." Isn't it the same to go into the ground? "

Five dogs, make a coffin several times. Put down dad's hijab, the boss looked up, and four people carried both sides and rushed to the messy tomb overnight.

It's dark and the road is long. Paper coffin, early fall, the body rolled five Li Po.

Small five dogs, barking: "our boss, love the baby, dying in the coffin makes the baby more relaxed."

The dead fly in the coffin, and the living are on the road. Rushed to the grave and put the coffin in the grave. Five dogs, start work together, cover the soil three times and two times, turn around and walk back.

Small five dogs, running ahead, suddenly threw themselves on the ground and cried, "Shit, what bird?" I fell! "Four dogs, holding their feet together, the boss reached out and touched them:" What do you mean by sleeping on the road when you are drunk? Get out of the way! Make way for my buddy! "Touch it again and get a fright:" Oh, no! It's dead, run! "

Two dog said quickly, "Don't be afraid, eldest brother. I want to know who died. My sons don't want to spend money to bury him. They left him at the foot of this mountain at midnight. "

The three dogs sang again at this moment: "Whose son is so cruel that he threw the old man up the mountain at night?" It seems that there is nothing good about having a son. The second child is still running around. I think forget it! "

Four dogs are unhappy: "Who said that the son is not good? Who will bury our father if it is not our five brothers? It's just that he didn't have such a son, so he was thrown up the mountain to feed the wild dogs! "

The five dogs sighed: "The heart is not old, such a son really shouldn't raise him." The impermanence in the temple of hell should be arrested in the middle of the night and fried in hell! "

The big dog felt bad at this moment: "Brothers, stop arguing, strike a match and take a picture."

In a big fire, five dogs opened their mouths together: "My God, it's our time. You made a light achievement in the coffin. Why did we become deserters on the way, and why did our brothers return to work? "