Ask an egg-tearing joke, the more eggs you pull, the better! ! ! Is this picture ridiculous enough?

8. My husband set his photo as a QQ avatar.

The wife said to her husband, "You must never take your photo as a QQ avatar."

The husband asked inexplicably, "Why not? You see everyone else is like this. "

The wife said: "think about it, it will be dark when you get off the line." How unlucky. "

9. A buddy took over a project in Gai Lou, and the foundation was chosen in a messy grave. The next day, the buddy bought a set of firecrackers, a pile of gold ingots and mingbi, went to the grave and sat down: uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, I am here in Gai Lou, and we have no complaints on weekdays. Don't blame me. When the building is completed, we will live in one of which is powerful. ...

10. I went to my brother's house yesterday and saw my sister-in-law who has always been good-natured beating my 4-year-old nephew. When I asked the truth, I laughed hysterically. Sister-in-law came home early and saw a maddening scene: the little nephew took a dip in the living room and then fed it to the dog spoon by spoon for more than a month. The first thing my sister-in-law does when she comes home from work every day is to pick up the puppy and kiss it. 1 1. My new boyfriend, W, is a medical man and I am a liberal arts woman. Send me a text message to chat on weekends (omit a few hundred words). Me: "Qing Pei, I think Long won't come even if I don't go. He: "Please speak Chinese ..." I: "I won't come to you, and you won't come to me. "