Funny sentences in the final exam

Interesting sentences about the final exam

Lead: Every time there is an exam, there is always a schoolmaster who studies day and night, while the scum teases the final exam in the circle of friends. The following is a funny sentence about the final exam that I brought to you. Welcome to read!

First, every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. ? I really want to put myself on the podium.

Second, the teacher's greatest feature is: knowing perfectly well past asking, the teacher's greatest hobby is talking to himself, and the teacher's best skill is: spitting stars everywhere.

Third, flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

4. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

I still remember that when I was a child, when I handed out textbooks, I was most looking forward to that bag of toys. Are there any impressive children's shoes?

Sixth, the exam, the focus is on participation.

7. The furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't be played in front of you, and there is no network when it can be played.

Eight, the teacher's magic weapon: exams, students' coup: copying.

Nine, nail polish has another advantage besides beauty. You can shave when you are bored.

Ten, after passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: language, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned.

Eleven, yeah! I didn't take duck eggs in the exam, but I took ducks.

Twelve, how many points the teacher gives me, how many years I wish the teacher to live.

Thirteen, after the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

Fourteen, books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the telecommunications that human beings enter.

One day, the teacher cursed the whole class: You are so stupid, your IQ is negative, and my IQ is one hundred times that of you! ? Student:

Fifteen, I think that year, I wore a red scarf and a school uniform and walked into the Internet cafe smartly.

Sixteen, after the mid-term exam, fell to the bottom: language, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned; Physics, glorious sacrifice!

Seventeen, when I was a child, I played mobile phones in class. The team leader said stop playing. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.

Eighteen, I hope the teacher will have a stomachache and squat in the toilet when handing out the examination paper! ! ! ! !

Nineteen, the first part: the sound of reading in the wind and rain, I don't make any noise, the second part: family affairs, state affairs and world affairs, none of your business. Horizontal batch: while playing.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

In class, the teacher asked the students why they always bowed their heads. The students replied: I sank again, and I suddenly remembered home.

Twenty-two, homework plus homework, how much homework, I write homework, everything is wasted.

Twenty-three, I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of the final exam, and have a home in a pile of schoolmasters.

Twenty-four If the midterm scores slap you, slap the final exam back. Are you sure the final exam didn't sting you?

25. Like Big Wolf, he appears as NB every semester and leaves as SB at the end of the semester. After the exam, we will shout: I will study hard next semester.

Twenty-six, Chinese exam, always feel that they are British, English exam, and feel that they are from China, math exam, only to find that they are aliens!

Twenty-seven, I wanted to take this final exam to turn over salted fish, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.

28. For God's sake, thick soil proves that the right person is willing to pass all the final exams with 20 Jin of meat on his body.

Twenty-nine, I want to be a master when I start school, but I don't want to study in the final exam.

30. I did very well in the final exam, except for the arts and science.

3 1. The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the ends of the earth, but that the answer is in your pocket during the exam, but you dare not take it out.

Don't ask me how I did in the final exam, I can only say that I was overwhelmed.

33. I find that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, that is, I successfully avoid all the correct answers.

Thirty-four, invigilator+geographical location+surrounding students = final exam results

35. We all sleep in class, skip class after class, and die in the final exam.

Thirty-six, slag tells slag that it is friendship, slag tells slag that it is love, slag tells slag that it is love, and bully tells slag that it is the final exam!

Please don't call my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!

The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when it was handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

39. When I faced the final examination paper, I found that I was suffering from white school disease.

If I pass the final exam, please don't call me Xueba, call me? Gambling god? .

Forty-one, you are my little boy. By the end of the term, I can't get too many points. The red tick warms my heart and wishes me to pass every subject.

Forty-two, study and study, why do you still take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

Forty-three, the final exam is so easy, I can't take it anywhere.

Forty-four What is the final exam like? Why does Sprite feel cold after the exam, because the heart is flying before the exam?

Forty-five, bullying in exams is like Wifi, and people in Fiona Fang 10 meters are all asking for passwords.

Forty-six, let me spend Valentine's Day alone, Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, and the final exam alone!

Forty-seven, I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar!

48. Every time the teacher says: Please put something irrelevant to the final exam on the platform. ? I really want to put myself on the podium.

49. The final exam is like visiting the former residence of Blue Ocean, twice a year, with new feelings every time.

50. When the final exam collapsed, I saw a question and vaguely remembered what the teacher said, but clearly remembered that I didn't listen.

Fifty-one, Jobs died when the iphone5 was about to go out, Jackson died when the concert was about to start, and Paul died when Fury 7 was about to go out. The final exam is coming, so take care of yourself!

Fifty-two, after taking so many final exams, why not have a memorial day, such as giving 20 points for 40 exams, giving 1 points for passing two subjects, and exempting two subjects.

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