Ask a few super joke gods for help

1. Data show that in 2007, men accounted for 52% of the total population and women accounted for 43%. 2. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was furious: what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it. 3. Friar Sand: Brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's! There are two things that prevent China men's soccer team from rushing out of Asia-their left foot and right foot! A river crab crawled sideways and said coldly, "Are you looking for a clip?" 6. "Into Science" finally unveiled the mystery of Shennongjia savage-originally, this is a group of China people who can't afford to buy a house! 7. In the sales hall, a mother with a huge sum of money cried. I really feel that I should thank the government. Without the wise decision of the government, there would be no such feelings in the world! 8. Western New Year pictures-the only Chinese New Year pictures published in American Science magazine! 9. According to the data of the National Bureau of Statistics, there was no growth in China in 2007: 1. Wage; 2. air. 10.2007 domestic shareholders: after two or three years of hard work, they returned to 1 1 overnight before liberation. The National Bureau of Statistics explained that it is not surprising that the data is biased, because 1 billionaire matches 99 poor people, and everyone in China is a millionaire on average! 12. KFC in China is used to go to the toilet! 13. A certain group felt that time was running out, and quickly blackmailed and plundered the people's money and hid it in Chapter 42 to make a comeback! 14. Now fat people in Guangdong are afraid to go out because there are countless pairs of eyes staring at his meat in the street! 15. Stock compensation can only be disguised as Superman to go out and grab it! 16. Now cars, houses, sex and freedom are not the most important things. How to fill your stomach is the first important thing! Classic jokes in 2009. They are all from China, not to mention the quality! 17.XP is not arrogant, you think I am DOS! 18. The world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold. 19. Having milk is not necessarily a mother, but having money must be a grandfather! 20. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age! 2 1. Teachers can bear it, but books can't! 22. People are Lu Bu, horses are red rabbits, pigs are Shanghai Guang, and jade pillars are in shit! 23. Political North Korea, economic Latin America, Europeanized prices, African wages! You can't insult Zhou Zhenglong's wisdom too much. At least he didn't have a leaf, and then he called himself the South China Tiger! 25. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control! 26. After returning from China, Gates said with emotion: "There is no piracy in this world, and there are many poor people, so there will naturally be piracy." 27. My grandmother is still in the countryside. Since I was admitted to Tsinghua, every time I went back, my grandmother said to me, "I'll leave you those plots of land at home and this yard." Seeing the employment situation this year, I finally realized my grandmother's foresight and good intentions. ...