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Weibo said in a hot mood: Listen to me tell a joke, I like you.

1, keep your hair long, don't blow the night breeze, clean yourself up and learn to smile.

Look how time flies. It's too late to say thank you and goodbye.

Don't complain to others when you have nothing to do. There are very few people in the world who can feel the same way, and most people are tired of listening. A few people will promote it as a laughing stock.

I want you to know that in this world, there is always someone waiting for you forever. Whenever and wherever, there will always be such a person.

5, the success rate of women chasing men is 97. 68%, the success rate of men chasing women is 2.32%.

Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up when he comes?

7. There is a couple in the class who are known by the teacher. The teacher said that as long as the boy was the first in the class, he wouldn't stop them. His grades were not good, but he did it. On that day, all the students handed in blank papers.

Please find out the repetition of this sentence: Do you like me?

9. If you are in love, you have to find an ordinary girl who is slightly fat, loves to laugh and is easy to satisfy. She is very unrestrained and comfortable in front of you. She is unpretentious and occasionally explodes.

10, stick to it if you like it, don't give up halfway, maybe there will be no result in the end, but you have tried and liked it, and even if there is no result in the end, you won't regret it.

1 1. A dog that betrays you is like a sanitary napkin. If you lose it, you can't use it anymore.

12, someone said they hated me, and suddenly I smiled, making you unhappy and I was very happy.

13, I am considerate of other people's feelings, so generally speaking, I won't embarrass people. If I say something that makes you uncomfortable, don't think too much. I did it on purpose.

14, neither too good nor too bad when you are young.

15, listen to me tell a joke, I like you.

16, tap water cannot be drunk, unwashed apples cannot be eaten, and apples washed with tap water can be eaten. The world is so wonderful.

17. Liking you is probably because you cut a hair that I hate most. I look really ugly in disgust. After watching it several times, I couldn't help kissing together.

19, since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is in pain.

20. The more incompetent the school, the more rules there are.

After 00, girls like the popular literature and art in Weibo. Tell me about Xiao Qingxin, who is very popular in Weibo.

1. As time goes by, I get older, know more, see through more, and feel less and less happy. I have to admit that time has changed a lot. Many times I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I loved, and finally I lived alone.

2. In fact, sometimes it's not how much you want to play, but to cover up your embarrassment of not being accompanied.

Sometimes not talking is not a bad mood, just want to be alone.

4. What we forget is often the happiest; What we remember is often the most painful.

In fact, I won't be greedy. I don't want much, a lover who accompanied me to the end and a friend who accompanied me crazy to the end.

6. Is there anyone whose signature is changed for me, whose screen name is taken for me, whose temper is changed for me and whose personality is changed for me?

7. Sometimes, a person's words can completely hurt himself.

In fact, when we first met, I really didn't expect to have today's love.

9. If you love two people, choose the second. Because if you really love the first one, you won't love others.

10. The world is busy, and I am alone in the canyon all day.

1 1. I thought it was hard for me to meet someone who made me like you so much. Now I feel that I will love others as always, but it is hard for you to be liked so much by others.

12. The speeding traffic in the city is related to you, the leisurely bicycle ringing in the afternoon is related to you, and the scenic spots that people in foreign countries yearn for are related to you. All of you, in life, in front of the camera, in the eyes of others, in my eyes, are actually closely related to my feelings.

13. I fell into a sense of loss, superficiality, anxiety and superficiality. I blame these on the failure of life, but I know the real reason is you.

14. I thought I had been saved countless times, but later I learned that life is just a series of falls, falling into the water and then going ashore. In the days when I let you go, I finally figured out a lot of truth and felt that I was mature enough not to let love fall into the mire.

15. I can't sleep at night, and my nails are full of frustration.

16. We have people late at night, and we don't deserve to talk about freedom.

17. I'm alone so far. I've heard from you for a long time. Most of them are people who secretly regret how to be with you, but I'm not the only one.

18. Everything in the world is inferior to you, but so are you. I'm not okay either.

19. Later, I didn't want to. I thought it was hard for me to meet you in such a big world.

20. Only when I meet someone I can't understand to vent my anger, will I realize that the right or wrong of venting my anger has nothing to do with the cause itself. It is always a mistake to lose control of your emotions, and you often reflect on yourself.

2 1. I used to be a mortal, seeing mountains as mountains and water as water. Since I met you, all the beautiful things in the world have become concrete. The mist in the mountains is you, the forest is deep and the sun is shallow, the pillow is whispering about you, and the subway is blowing in my face, so we have to explore whether it is you in private. So, it must be you.

22. May you wake up at night and stop running around and sighing. There is no room for people in the sun, so we will stay at night for the time being.

23. You will dream of losing it. It will bully you and leave you alone at night, fearing that no one will ask for help. I've seen loss, too I can't, but I want to discuss it. Can I hug you first?

24. You are the sleepless night after being sleepy, the stubbornness that I refused to dream many times, the natural indifference, and the deep affection of empty words.

25. The beauty of life is that we have too many choices. When we were young, we longed for freedom because there were too few opportunities for us to choose independently. When you get to my age, you will know that choice is just a normal state.

26. When the choice appears, we must do it. Choose what you like, or choose smooth. As long as you consider the worst form you can accept, which way is worth fearing?

27. Everyone is talking about girlish feelings, innocence and purity. The world has given too many definitions. I think good is that your eyes are pure and your smile is full.

28. I am afraid that you will fall in love with clouds. The embrace of the cloud must be softer than mine.

29. I miss you, but it's too far away to get close. I want to hug you, let you go, let you owe me, so that I can have backbone when I leave.

When I heard that someone accompanied you through a difficult time, I hope we will never have such an experience. Whether I am qualified to accompany you or not, I don't want you to suffer any longer.

Talk about literature and art that girls like very much after 00 in Weibo.

1. As time goes by, I get older, know more, see through more, and feel less and less happy. I have to admit that time has changed a lot. Many times I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I loved, and finally I lived alone.

2. In fact, sometimes it's not how much you want to play, but to cover up your embarrassment of not being accompanied.

Sometimes not talking is not a bad mood, just want to be alone.

4. What we forget is often the happiest; What we remember is often the most painful.

In fact, I won't be greedy, I don't want much, a lover who accompanied me to the end, and a friend who accompanied me crazy to the end.

6. Is there anyone whose signature is changed for me, whose screen name is taken for me, whose temper is changed for me and whose personality is changed for me?

7. Sometimes, a person's words can completely hurt himself.

In fact, when we first met, I really didn't expect to have today's love.

9. If you love two people, choose the second. Because if you really love the first one, you won't love others.

10. The world is busy, and I am alone in the canyon all day.

1 1. I thought it was hard for me to meet someone who made me like you so much. Now I feel that I will love others as always, but it is hard for you to be liked so much by others.

12. The speeding traffic in the city is related to you, the leisurely bicycle ringing in the afternoon is related to you, and the scenic spots that people in foreign countries yearn for are related to you. All of you, in life, in front of the camera, in the eyes of others, in my eyes, are actually closely related to my feelings.

13. I fell into a sense of loss, superficiality, anxiety and superficiality. I blame these on the failure of life, but I know the real reason is you.

14. I thought I had been saved countless times, but later I learned that life is just a series of falls, falling into the water and then going ashore. In the days when I let you go, I finally figured out a lot of truth and felt that I was mature enough not to let love fall into the mire.

15. I can't sleep at night, and my nails are full of frustration.

16. We have people late at night, and we don't deserve to talk about freedom.

17. I'm alone so far. I've heard from you for a long time. Most of them are people who secretly regret how to be with you, but I'm not the only one.

18. Everything in the world is inferior to you, but so are you. I'm not okay either.

19. Later, I didn't want to. I thought it was hard for me to meet you in such a big world.

20. Only when I meet someone I can't understand to vent my anger, will I realize that the right or wrong of venting my anger has nothing to do with the cause itself. It is always a mistake to lose control of your emotions, and you often reflect on yourself.

2 1. I used to be a mortal, seeing mountains as mountains and water as water. Since I met you, all the beautiful things in the world have become concrete. The mist in the mountains is you, the forest is deep and the sun is shallow, the pillow is whispering about you, and the subway is blowing in my face, so we have to explore whether it is you in private. So, it must be you.

22. May you wake up at night and stop running around and sighing. There is no room for people in the sun, so we will stay at night for the time being.

23. You will dream of losing it. It will bully you and leave you alone at night, fearing that no one will ask for help. I've seen loss, too I can't, but I want to discuss it. Can I hug you first?

24. You are the sleepless night after being sleepy, the stubbornness that I refused to dream many times, the natural indifference, and the deep affection of empty words.

25. The beauty of life is that we have too many choices. When we were young, we longed for freedom because there were too few opportunities for us to choose independently. When you get to my age, you will know that choice is just a normal state.

26. When the choice appears, we must do it. Choose what you like, or choose smooth. As long as you consider the worst form you can accept, which way is worth fearing?

27. Everyone is talking about girlish feelings, innocence and purity. The world has given too many definitions. I think good is that your eyes are pure and your smile is full.

28. I am afraid that you will fall in love with clouds. The embrace of the cloud must be softer than mine.

29. I miss you, but it's too far away to get close. I want to hug you, let you go, let you owe me, so that I can have backbone when I leave.

When I heard that someone accompanied you through a difficult time, I hope we will never have such an experience. Whether I am qualified to accompany you or not, I don't want you to suffer any longer.

Weibo was very angry after the breakup.

1. Maybe there was a moment when you didn't love someone without any hope, and never expected that it was possible, even if it was one in ten thousand, she would belong to you.

I have been thinking about how to describe it for a long time. In the end, there was only one thought in my mind. Yes, I want to live, let me live, I must live. So I don't want you.

3. I like you. I really like you. Like it to be scared. Think of it as doing good or letting me live. Don't come to me again, really. I really like you, so what? It's no use, I know, I really know. Some things can't be forced at all

4. The one who broke up is in love, and the one who doesn't love answers with silence.

We have everything, but not us.

6. Sign the amputation consent form with the hand to be amputated.

7. There is always some separation in life. You must deny yourself before you can forget each other. And there are too many things more important than falling in love.

8. Sometimes, giving up someone has nothing to do with whether you still like the other person. You just know that you don't have that qualification.

9. Actually, I would say that I broke up because I wanted to be retained, but you wished me freedom.

10, I thought it was better to have a long pain than a short one. As a result, the pain is endless. When on earth will it light up?

1 1, I felt that I was not afraid of death before, but I got your love, and suddenly I was afraid of death and losing you. But now I've lost you.

12, knowing that it is a sky that won't belong to you, it's better to pluck your feathers and cut off your flying wings as soon as possible, and put an end to this illusory idea as soon as possible.

13. All unrequited and unconditional love will eventually die naturally. So sometimes it's not that I don't love, just that I'm tired.

14. One day, you think of someone for no reason. She made you look forward to tomorrow, but she didn't appear in your tomorrow at all.

15, ten years later, we are friends and can still greet each other. It's that kind of tenderness, and there's no reason to hug anymore. All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.