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Classical and Funny Vernacular Xiehouyu and Its Answers
Immortals cross the iron bridge? Compressed array
Twisted firewood is difficult to spread.
Rice porridge? Water-based (practical)
Black flies with ponytails? After breaking up
Dragon boat stick? Top-declining god
Dragon boat bodhisattva? Reject god
Blackfly's pigtails are scattered.
Drink cold water in cold weather? Drop in my heart
Moisturizing plums (kitchen stepping bricks)? Salty and wet.
Wash your feet or not? It's dumping (two-part allegorical saying means that people spend money without restraint)
Archie gave birth to Archie? Shang Qi Gach
Thieves enter the school auditorium? Everything you encounter is a loss (book)
Eat cucumbers in the middle of the night? I don't know what to do.
Tea, salt, olives and white olives? There is a solution.
Lu Rongting? Well, it's terrible.
Pineapple chicken? Rely on storks (use others)
Gui buys cloth? Okay, let's talk about that pen.
Guan Gong, a good man? One (one)
Embroidered bag? Everyone eats bright grass (insects) for chickens.
Boots? What's next? All right, end on the stage? This means you can't leave the stage.
Blindful? What's next? Sour toot? It means the taste is too sour
Gan long Huang qi zi? What's next? Zhou Riqing? Refers to people who spend all their income that day.
Secret abacus? What's next? Leak? It means that a very careful person never misses a penny.
Ask the monk to comb? Hey? ? What is it like? ? appear
Dove eyes? Prosperity is not accompanied by decline.
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