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Classical and Funny Vernacular Xiehouyu and Its Answers

Classical and funny vernacular allegorical sayings and their answers;

Immortals cross the iron bridge? Compressed array

Twisted firewood is difficult to spread.

Rice porridge? Water-based (practical)

Black flies with ponytails? After breaking up

Dragon boat stick? Top-declining god

Dragon boat bodhisattva? Reject god

Blackfly's pigtails are scattered.

Drink cold water in cold weather? Drop in my heart

Moisturizing plums (kitchen stepping bricks)? Salty and wet.

Wash your feet or not? It's dumping (two-part allegorical saying means that people spend money without restraint)

Archie gave birth to Archie? Shang Qi Gach

Thieves enter the school auditorium? Everything you encounter is a loss (book)

Eat cucumbers in the middle of the night? I don't know what to do.

Tea, salt, olives and white olives? There is a solution.

Lu Rongting? Well, it's terrible.

Pineapple chicken? Rely on storks (use others)

Gui buys cloth? Okay, let's talk about that pen.

Guan Gong, a good man? One (one)

Embroidered bag? Everyone eats bright grass (insects) for chickens.

Boots? What's next? All right, end on the stage? This means you can't leave the stage.

Blindful? What's next? Sour toot? It means the taste is too sour

Gan long Huang qi zi? What's next? Zhou Riqing? Refers to people who spend all their income that day.

Secret abacus? What's next? Leak? It means that a very careful person never misses a penny.

Ask the monk to comb? Hey? ? What is it like? ? appear

Dove eyes? Prosperity is not accompanied by decline.