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I have no house, no car, no savings, but I really want to marry you

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I saw a sentence by chance, marriage is a gamble, and parents always want to win the biggest bet for their children.

Chewing carefully, I suddenly understood why my uncle and aunt were so fiercely opposed to my sister's marriage.

My sister has a boyfriend He Lan who has been dating for three years in college. I don’t know how they got together, but I witnessed a pair of lovers wiping tears and waving to say goodbye. It's sad.

That year when I was in the second grade of junior high school, my sister brought He Lan to our house for dinner for the first time.

He Lan is a tall, handsome and sunny young man. He is thin but not frail. He is talkative and soon became familiar with us.

When I came out from the kitchen carrying fruit, they were sitting on the sofa chatting, their fingers intertwined. I don’t know why Lan suddenly said something funny, which made my sister hold her stomach and burst into tears.

I was still in adolescence at that time, and I was particularly envious of my sister for being able to be with the person she liked openly, while I would blush to the roots of my ears just by glancing at the boy I liked.

Later that year during the Spring Festival, we went to my uncle’s house to pay New Year greetings, only to find out that my sister was angry with her parents and followed He Lan back to her hometown.

Whenever he mentioned his sister, his uncle sighed with regret, and his aunt was so distressed that she burst into tears.

My sister is the only daughter in the family, and has been cherished by her parents since she was a child. Although her education and appearance are not excellent, she has a father who is a high-ranking official in the city and a personal She is charming and has a good job. It is not difficult to marry a kid from a rich family.

But my aunt never expected that my sister would be so stubborn and had to live with a poor boy who was still doing odd jobs three years after graduation.

He Lan's family is really poor. They live in a rural area in a poor county in Guangdong. His sister followed him on the bus and it took a bumpy day and night to reach He Lan's hometown. My sister has always been carsick. I was vomiting all over the car. When I got out of the car, my legs became weak and I almost fell down.

But along the way, she never complained.

Later, my cousin told me that it was the first time that she vomited in the car until she could no longer love her. She was so painful that she wanted to hit the wall, but it was also the first time that she was so looking forward to it and felt that she had touched the edge of their love. , saw the end of love.

He Lan is the youngest in the family. The whole family has such a college student, and they all hope that He Lan can stand out and compete for face. This time I brought back a smart and capable girlfriend with a good family background, and the whole village came to watch the fun.

Everyone praised He Lan for his good fortune and teased him that he should hurry up and get married so that he could save a few years of hard work.

He Lan was slightly startled after hearing this, with a hint of bitterness at the corner of his mouth.

As if she could see He Lan's embarrassment, her sister quickly changed the topic to ease the atmosphere.

Before leaving, her sister secretly gave He Lan's mother five hundred yuan and asked her to take care of herself. The whole family and even the whole village spoke highly of my sister.

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After the third day of the Lunar New Year, He Lan returned to Guangzhou with her sister.

It was easy for He Lan's parents to handle it, but it was difficult for his sister's side.

Originally, my uncle was chatting and laughing with the guests, but when he saw his sister bringing He Lan, his whole face dropped.

After the guest left, he asked sternly: "You still know how to come back? Why don't you just stay there for the rest of your life."

My sister knew her mistake and had no choice but to act coquettishly with a smile on her face. When He Lan met his sister's father for the first time, he was so frightened by the sudden severity that he stood at the door and did not dare to come in, his body trembling slightly.

Later, the sister was called back to the room, leaving He Lan and her uncle to talk alone.

The conversation lasted for nearly a century, and no one knew what was said. However, when He Lan left, his face turned pale and ugly.

When his sister rushed out and held his hand, he broke away slightly. After hesitating for a moment, he left without looking back.

Holding his hand and hanging it in mid-air, my sister was stunned.

I received a message from He Lan in the evening: Your father is right, I really can’t afford to marry you now, so let’s break up.

"Let's break up."

My sister stared at the phone, her heart aching like a ship stranded on the beach, and her hot tears fell on the screen drop by drop.

From that day on, my sister started a cold war with her parents, forcing them to go on a hunger strike.

The two sides were in a stalemate at first, with no one giving in. It was not until my sister fainted from hunger that she was sent to the hospital for nutritional injections. When he saw his daughter lying on the hospital bed still stubborn and unwilling to admit defeat, his uncle reluctantly agreed.

On the day I went to the hospital to visit her, my sister's face was pale and her lips were chapped, but there was still a victorious smile on her lips.

As soon as she was discharged from the hospital, her sister couldn't wait to find He Lan, but He Lan stubbornly refused to see her and even sent her all the things her sister had given her. Looking at the couple's drinking glasses that they had used together, the towels that they had knitted by themselves, and the cards that they had written, I burst into tears again.

What was returned along with the items was their years of relationship, which had survived the graduation season but not the parent relationship.

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In the summer of 2013, my sister got married.

The person you want to marry is still not a tall, rich and handsome man, but a poor boy.

Like He Lan, he had no house, no car, no savings, an elder, younger siblings, and even the money for the wedding banquet was scrapped together by relatives.

But the only thing he is better than He Lan is that he dares to challenge his uncle.

Back then, my uncle once said the same thing as He Lan to his brother-in-law, "What qualifications does a man with nothing have to say that he wants to marry my daughter."

He Lan listened, Thinking that my salary was still less than 3,000 yuan three years after graduation, my self-esteem was humiliated. I lowered my head in shame and chose to break up.

But after hearing this, the brother-in-law forced out a sentence: "I am poor now, but I will not be poor forever. For Linlin, I have decided to take the position of your son-in-law."

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The domineering conversation that followed was made fun of by all of us for a long time.

My brother-in-law also scratched his head in embarrassment: "How could I have imagined so much at that time? Anyway, I just knew that we can't be separated."

At that moment, I saw my sister happily clinging to my brother-in-law. In his arms, the smile is like a flower.

My brother-in-law’s family is poor and his education is not very high. When he first entered the society, he only had a sales job with a very low basic salary. He traveled around the city every day to sell products and get orders. His originally fair skin was tanned. Red and black, with a clear dividing line at the neck.

When his sister first got together with him, she also encountered opposition from her family. Her relatives didn't understand. There was no shortage of young talents, second-generation officials, and second-generation rich people to pursue her, but she didn't like any of them. She only liked this sales guy.

But one day, his uncle, who had always been strongly opposed to his sister's association with the poor, suddenly acquiesced to their marriage.

On the day of the proposal, something unexpected happened. There were no flowers, rings, or candlelight dinners, except a very simple promise: "Linlin, I want to take good care of you for the rest of my life. I will use whatever others have." It may take three to five years to work hard to give it to you, but I will never give up."

After a few words and lost in his bright eyes, my sister clearly understood that this is what she wants to spend the rest of her life with. partner.

Until they got married, the brother-in-law still failed to successfully counterattack. He was still a young manager with no house, no car, no savings, and only a heart that loved his sister.

On the day of the wedding banquet, we asked our uncle why he agreed to their marriage again.

My uncle smiled, and his always serious face became gentle and vivid, his eyes curved into crescents, and the corners of his lips raised.

Then he told us a story.

On a cold and windy morning, a man was on the street below his house, stamping his feet and breathing heavily. He was holding a thin book in his hand and flipping through the pages. From time to time he looked up upstairs with a happy face. Next to him is a second-hand motorcycle. Although it is very old, it is extremely brand new after being washed away by the rain last night.

From then on, my uncle would get up early on purpose, and he would always find a tall and straight figure at the corner of the street, holding a book and shivering in the cold wind. When he saw his beloved girl approaching, his figure became soft and warm.

The greatest wealth a young poor boy can give a girl is to work hard for her and tell her that we still have a future.

Now, they have their own house and car, as well as two adorable babies. The family of four often drives around in the car, filling the whole city with laughter and laughter.

During the Spring Festival, I chatted with my sister about some things in college, and she felt a little emotional and regretful.

I know that deep in her heart, there is still a person. Although that person is very poor, he has accompanied her through the best years of her life, making her sister willing to fight for him and the whole world. enemy.

It still hurts when I think about it now, but I still choose to remember it.

Even today, if I don’t know where he is or what he is doing, it doesn’t matter.

The encounter of youth was caught off guard.

The subsequent separation was completely different.

In the days to come, just wish each other well and draw Happy Endings.