Is there a joke that just came out?

My cousin is still single in his thirties. Once I asked him, "Cousin, there are so many beautiful women in your company, why haven't you found a girlfriend yet?"

My cousin said coldly, "Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests!"

I said, "at this age, you still' rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests'?"

My cousin said gloomily, "Beauty is a rabbit and I am grass. . "

2. Just having dinner in the ice city, a woman asked for some balls and two-color ice cream. The salesman replied: two women want a line. Answer: Yes, but the price remains the same. . .

3. Positive debate: live for others. Against: People live for themselves. This is the background.

The opponent's question is yes: since the opponent debater lives for others, can you buy me a chicken leg?

Pro:. . . can

Counterparty: Then don't compete. Buy it now.

Used for: ...

4. I used to receive wrong messages. One day my roommate received a message "Mom, when will you come back?" Obviously it was sent by mistake, so I didn't reply. After a while, a short message came from that number, "Mom, what's the matter? Why haven't you come back yet? " My roommate replied, "something is wrong, I'm not your mother." . . "

Last night, around 10, my friend went to the ATM to withdraw money.

Get off the bus, eat enough, and suddenly want to learn how to break your leg. Then jump in with your right foot and your left back.

Jump to ATM, withdraw money, hold a pile of money, plug your wallet, then hold your wallet, lift your right foot and jump out. . (speechless. . )

I didn't expect a boy at the door, so I went up and grabbed my wallet and ran away!

Friend "Holy shit!" Let me know. Go after it.

Sports practitioners are awesome! Explosive power, caught up in a few steps, according to the beat.

Then he twisted it to the doorman of the community and the boy cried.

He said he was going to rob a girl, but when he saw that my friend was lame, he robbed him. He met a lame man and was full.

A friend scolded him: you are so stupid, didn't you see me jump in with my right foot and jump out with my left foot?

6. The male colleague said to his son who is over 2 years old and still can't speak: Come on, call you Uncle Cui!

Son: Cui ... me ...

The male colleague is covered with black lines: It's not your uncle Cui, it's your uncle Cui! Call!

Son: Cui ... Cui your uncle Cui. ...

7. Once in class, a classmate was very hungry and made instant noodles. In order not to let the teacher find out, he put away the book and buried his head, but the heat still came out. The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate who is obsessed with reading?"

8. Grandma was worried that it would be too hot in summer and the garbage would attract mosquitoes, so she put the garbage in the refrigerator.

Just now, I saw Shu Shu standing in front of the bank with a gun and money. I couldn't help but take another look. As a result, that Shu Shu suddenly told me how old she was, which scared me to run. I didn't realize what I was afraid of. Running and running, I vaguely heard that I was not careful. . .

10. Take my dog Mao Mao out for a walk. She is in estrus. . .

As soon as we reached the target, a group of male dogs gathered around. Good p! . .

Mao Mao took one look at the most pleasing silver fox, which made him linger.