God valley joke

Sword is a weapon, and fencing is a means of killing people. No matter how beautiful the excuse is, it is always a fact. -Thief's Sword.

There is only one truth-Conan.

I want to prove that I can be an excellent ninja even if I can't stand surgery and magic. This is my whole life, and this is my endurance. Huoying

Even if my heart stops beating, it is the most important thing for me. What about tolerance? Feeling heavy? It must always be straight.

1. Be a man! You have to stand up and live. Even if you get covered in mud on the road of life, if you keep walking, maybe the mud on you will dry up and fall off!

2. Life is 80% a disaster! ! You will encounter more trouble than this in the future! However, it's not all bad. At least at the end of the day, the wine you drink is particularly delicious.

3.the sky? Country? It doesn't matter if I give it to you I'm busy enough just protecting what's in front of me. I can't do it. How much has been lost so far is incalculable. Anyway, I have nothing left. When I see something falling, I naturally want to pick it up and keep it.

There are two things that human beings are afraid of, that is, death and shame. It's stupid to challenge the dead, and it's also a fool to challenge shame, but I admire this kind of fool.

It is better to live beautifully until the last moment than to die beautifully.

6.g: don't change it when it's silver. It seems to take some effort to hack you to death, and I don't want to do it.

Yin Shi: Gui, if you dare to change, I'll chop you up without saying anything.

7. "If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures! Dementia or death, the memory left in the heart is engraved on the soul, no matter what happens, it will not disappear. I believe so! "

8 "You said it. People are still fireworks, beautiful flowers only bloom for a moment, and then they disperse. Indeed, maybe so. However, even for a moment, I want you to bloom by my side, and I hope that you will be scattered by my side. In return, I will let beautiful flowers bloom by your side at any time. "

9.love? Dream? What young people need is not so naive, yes, it is calcium. As long as they absorb more calcium, everything will be smooth.

10. Actually, it's candy, but I licked it a little faster, so it smoked.

14. Shouldn't you say, "Leave me alone and go first?"

"Leave me alone and go to hell."

16. Yin Shi: Do you have a driver's license?

Shenle: What license do you need to hit someone with a car?

Miao: Apologizing can solve the problem, and there will be no caesarean section in the world.

19. ah, isn't that the latest rotating gun with rotating accelerating jet? The reduction degree is really high.

20. People who don't always have important things know better than those who have important things.

It is true that if you climb a mountain, you will not know where to get down, but if you don't get down, how will you know where the next mountain in life is?

2 1. This was not beaten, but was caught at the gate of xx department store.

22. "Painters have to go through the pain of pulling watermelons out of their noses to create immortal works, mothers have to go through the pain of squeezing the universe out of their anus to give birth to children, and people have to go through the pain to succeed."

23. It is not girls who can hold motorcycles in one hand on this planet, but mountain gorillas.

24. Life is like a soap bubble. As soon as the wind blows, it flies into the sky, and suddenly disappears when it is noticed. When it is about to burst, it is always too late to fly higher.

25. If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures! Dementia or death, the memory left in the heart is engraved on the soul, no matter what happens, it will not disappear. I believe so!

26. Although it's not luggage or anything, who doesn't have anything important in his hands?

But when you have a burden, you don't feel the heavy burden. You can only feel it when everything falls.

I've thought about it many times. I can't bear such a heavy burden anymore, but I don't know when I can bear it again.

If you just give up all this, things will be easier, but you can't always do this.

If I lose these people, my life will lose its fun

27. Friends don't start today, boss. They are formed unconsciously.

28. you Such a dirty heart is hidden in such clear eyes! !

The so-called knife is a murder weapon after all, and no matter how much effort is made, it will not change.

However, we can't stop the hammer, or we will have no food.

Don't! Not only that.

We make weapons, that's why we keep fighting.

Not while the iron is hot, but to build your soul!

Strike while the iron is hot, inject your soul, be a kind and upright person, and live beautifully.

30. The Silver Age-Talking about what is right and what is wrong.

In this chaotic world, such a definition is by no means simple

To adapt to the rules set by others?

If you really want to do this,

You will become a doll that you can't decide for yourself.

In the final analysis, it is up to you to decide to live according to your own rules.

Jumping off a building should be taken out as combustible garbage and thrown away, because

After reading it, you will feel that you are burning.

3 1. You were cheated because you were good-looking.

But people can't look at appearances. At that time, the most important thing in the world to deceive people was the first impression.

32. Tatsu Yamashiro should not be bound by the scabbard, but by your soul. There is no need for samurai in this era, but no matter how the times change, people have unforgettable things. Even if the invalid command will come one day, the upright sword bound by your soul must never be discarded.

33. What about sticking to the Bushido prepared for you by others?

Even in Living to Die, I will carry out my Bushido, live in a beautiful way that I think, and protect what I want to protect.

34. I have nothing. At least I saw something fall in front of me. I still want to pick it up and give it to him.

35. There are some precious moments in life that can't be missed.

36. Youth is like a castle made of sand, which suddenly collapses just because of some trivial things.

37. When friends cry, cry with them. When friends are sad, just hold their heads and worry together. If you are really friends, you can certainly share any pain. When a friend goes astray, he must bring him back even if he wants to lose this friendship. This is the friendship that a true warrior pursues.

People have two fears, that is, death and shame. I think a guy who is not afraid of death is stupid, but I will never laugh at a guy who is not afraid of shame.

39. Life is like soap bubbles. As soon as the wind blows, it flies into the sky, but it disappears when people notice it. At the moment when I was about to break, I wanted to fly higher, but it was always too late to come back.

40. Anyone who rolls naturally is a good person.

4 1. There must be an unknown secret under the lovely face.

42. Life is like a conveyor belt.

43. What good things don't happen continuously, but bad things come to me one after another!

44. Men are teenagers until they die. ...

45. What is the racing family! I have long been used to flying on the road of life!

46. Speaking of Mo Tianlun, of course you have to kiss ... It's made for kissing.

47. Don't believe what the girl with curly hair and red clothes says.

48. People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them!

49. As long as the heroic deeds of the past are exaggerated by three points, it is enough for everyone to be lively.

50. Father and son are only similar in what they hate.

5 1. People like you who don't even understand the three principles of friendship, hard work and victory are not qualified to watch jump with others!

52. You ask why sea water is salty? Don't forget to pee when you urbanites swim!

Once a person's position changes, his troubles will be different.

54. We are a trinity. A Yin is left hand, Simba is left foot, and I am white blood cell.

55. I also wrote a word (laugh). Who can laugh! ! (Angry)

Despite many shortcomings, I am very satisfied with this lively life.

57. The secret of a happy life is not to forget childlike innocence.

58. Autumn will be fine all over the country, but women's hearts and autumn are easy to change. In case it rains,

59. Not a wig! It's Gui!

60. If you want to COSPLAY, you have to dress up inside!

6 1. This wine is really good.

Something that can make people forget uncomfortable things for a while.

But as soon as I arrive tomorrow, I will remember it again.

And worse than yesterday.

You can't escape.

Especially the things you really want to forget.

62. Only an idiot would think that something terrible plus something terrible would become something even more terrible!

63. alas! You are so bad! Is this a rope line? But this trick still doesn't work for edo girls! Bald donkey, go to hell!

64. Please give me one hundred Haagen-Dazs.

Sir, I can declare first that a hundred sets can't achieve any wishes.

Listen, I don't care what you do in the universe.

But my sword, how far it can stretch, is my territory.

If anyone dares to attack what I want to protect on my site.

Whether it's a general, a cosmic pirate or a meteorite. Cut it all! !

67. idiot! No one can stop the feeling of starting running!

68. Life is not always as expected.

69. Ah ~ But a man should still have a teenager's heart until he dies.

Even monkeys, we are monkeys with bushido and iron will.

7 1. Go to hell!

72. Think of the earth under the blue sky as a monkey at home, and you are a warrior at heart.

Cowherd's job is to please women, so I can never make the most important woman in the world sad.

74. You misunderstood ... This is that! Put cookies on the road for fear of getting lost!

I think you have been lost in the maze of life.

75. What is 100%? Where is 100%? Yagyu 100%?

76. Hot pot is like a thumbnail of life.

77. I ruined my life in an instant, so I want to seize the important moment that I can't miss in my life.

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Soren:

1. I have the ambition to become the world's first swordsman! !

2. I don't care what people in this world say about me ... I just want to do things according to my own beliefs and never regret it, now or in the future!

I can't control whether my name is clean now. ...

Bad guys or something, anyway, I want my name to stir up the world! ! !

I want to use her strength! !

I want to be the strongest swordsman in the world, and my reputation will spread far and wide in the kingdom of heaven! ! !

Of course we know ... but you don't have to mind your own business ... when I want to be the strongest swordsman, I have put my life and death at risk.

It doesn't matter if you call me stupid, because it's my choice! ! !

I will never lose again! ! ! !

7. Being stabbed in the back ... is a disgrace to the swordsman! !

8. Sorry, I didn't take you seriously.

9. Even if the injury will make ordinary people faint, I will never fall down! ! !

Even if it kills ordinary people, I can't die. ...

If I were an ordinary person, I would never get Hawkeye, so I can't be an ordinary person! !

10. No matter how hard you try, I won't give you this knife. ...

1 1. What is team spirit? Help each other and protect each other?

Some people think so. I think it's just a bluff!

It should be that everyone is determined to do their own thing with death.

"I will do my part." "It's your turn next." "If I can't do it well, I'll give you a beating."

With this determination, it is also a team spirit!

12. Are you here to seduce me? As long as your boss steps down and lets me be the boss, everything will be fine.

13. Since such a sinister link is waiting for me, I will become stronger.

Nami:

1. Every pirate is the same! ! ! ! Take away other people's important things at will

What I hate most in this world is pirates! ! I like money and oranges!

3. What are you talking about? Do you think killing people is easy? Is this the awakening of pirates?

Even if it's just a small thing ... I don't want to do the same thing with cruel pirates! ! !

Personally, I think piracy is wrong! !

Therefore, I have an obligation to correct them! !

6. They are all very nice people ... Will they take me as a partner next time we meet?

Will we meet again? I hope I can be free soon ... Belmir. ...

7. Belmir ... What would you do if it were you?

8. I will travel around the world with my navigation skills!

Then draw everything I see as a "map of the world"! ! !

9. No need ... I don't need your help ... Let's go. ! !

I don't want to see anyone die for me again! !

10. You big idiot! My money is my money, but my contract is your contract! !

1 1. A person's strength is limited. No matter what he wants to do, his strength is not enough. People need companions!

Wu Dao:

1. I am proud that my father is a pirate! I am proud that he is a brave soldier at sea!

You are right! I like to brag ... but I brag about my pirate blood!

I don't need a disguise! I am the son of a pirate!

I won't let you go ... because I want the villagers to think that ... the village is still the same! ! !

When I met them, I made up my mind! ! I want to leave this village!

There is only one reason! ! Because the pirate flag is calling me! !

4. What is your dream?

Don't let the fire of dreams go out, take an oath here and move forward on your own road! !

Starting today, the rogue group ... is officially dissolved. ! !

5. Because I am a brave sea warrior anyway! ! ! 」 -

6. If I lose, I will die ... I am already a pirate! !

Hai Yuan Ai's famous detective Conan

1. It is not only meaningless but also dangerous for us to stay any longer. Give it up! Reward ... this case ... will die.

As soon as a detective meets football, he becomes a real teenager.

Don't panic ... people can't go against the torrent of time. If you want to change reluctantly ... mankind will be punished.

Don't you think it's creepy that the stupid human who worships technology died?

4. You are so calm. I feel cold when I see this every morning. I will ask myself, who are you? Even in this mirror that truly reflects everything ... it can't reflect your true face.

5. Your righteous eyes should see through the evil heart, but not through the woman's mind?

6. It is their style to exclude all suspicious elements. Got it! Our identity must not be discovered by anyone. Even if the other party keeps his mouth shut, if she knows about your relationship with the organization, it will still become a heavy burden for her. Although I don't know the details, the more that person misses you, the more you should be afraid. Lian Xiao can't even laugh ... You know who I mean, right? award

7. Am I … running away? Are you kidding ... 8. No! Stop … now you can't stand on the stage … you can't bathe in the sun … don't you know? Idiot! 9. I clearly know ... I clearly know that from the moment I left the organization, there was no place for me between heaven and earth ... I was stupid ... I was stupid, right? sisters ...

Different kinds of dangerous people ... as far as I'm concerned ... maybe it's not a misunderstanding.

10. Then I'll choose this dog ... because if I turn into fog on the guillotine like Queen Mary ... will it follow in my footsteps and plunge into the Seine like her dog Tisby?

1 1. It's really painful for a person to hide, fearing that he won't know when he will be discovered. ...

This is not a shark ... this is a dolphin ... but ... dolphins are the most popular mammals in the ocean ... if they escaped from the cold and dark bottom, they really don't deserve to be compared with dolphins. ...

12. As long as you have a sense of justice, you won't think much, but you will blindly pursue the truth ... Because you don't want to hurt anyone, you bear all the pressure alone ... Your juvenile dangerous personality makes people more interested ... But you know what? Your clean smell ... will bind her, us and yourself to that lonely and dangerous smell. ...

13. Yes, flowers are fragile and short-lived ... Although they are fenced for ventilation and shelter from rain, they still need sunshine and will wither ... If there is a storm, the fence will not play any protective role at all ... Do you understand? Kudo?

14. Because traitors ... have no place ... they can forget everything, fly away and escape to a distant place where they can't hear any boos. ...

15. No wonder you decided to give up ... If you suppress the good memory of a person who will never come back, then this memory will stay in that person's heart for life ... just like a person.

It is foolish to die for a group of strangers. ...

16. Sunset ... The world is covered with blood ... At the end of the sun ... I can still see this sad color several times. ...

17. Just like a canned beverage vending machine ... if you put money into it, it will quench your thirst, but ... if you don't put money into it, it won't provide you with anything ... Money can't buy people's hearts.

18. "Goodbye" is a sad word. When we are apart, it will bring pain like acupuncture.

19. I know you want to punish criminals ... but it takes courage to hide yourself. ...

20. it may be safer to become a complete stranger after changing your name and address ... but this kind of thing happens again and again ... hiding in one place with fear, and once it is discovered, it will become a stranger again ... there is no end! And I haven't found any evidence of the FBI that can completely trust you … and … and … because I don't want to escape …

2 1. You can't judge a book by its cover ... just like a beautiful rose has thorns ... because no matter how kind it looks, a person doesn't know what's going on in his stomach. ...

22. I know the fish's mood ... but ... it's too warm for me ... just like being burned. ...

Detective Conan by Kudou Shinichi and Edogawa Conan.

1. 1, there is always only one truth!

2. Kudou Shinichi is a detective!

3. Because ... I'm a famous detective!

4. The prisoner is you! ! !

5. Don't! Don't! Not satisfied! If you want to reach the peak of reasoning and analysis, you may never be able to do it in your life.

All right!

6. If I can really destroy you, I am happy to meet death for the benefit of the public!

7. I can talk! Yes! I will say without mercy: "the murderer ... is you!" "

8. I won't pretend! On the contrary, my friends will be busy running for their lives and collecting clues everywhere to prove that my good friend is not the real murderer!

9. Is there any reason ... Killing people doesn't need motive. There is no logical thinking about the reasons for saving people.

10. The method of crime is a puzzle that people can come up with after all. As long as you use your head, you can come up with one sooner or later.

A reasonable answer ...

I just don't understand why people kill people, no matter how others explain it. Even if I can understand, I just can't.

accept ...

1 1. Eliminate the impossible, even if the rest is impossible, it is also the truth!

12. Even a detective is an ordinary person ... not an omniscient and omnipotent fairy. ...

As a detective, when doing reasoning, there are also many places hidden in my heart, fearing that I may have neglected some places, and

There is another possibility ... so when your reasoning hits the bull's-eye, this sense of accomplishment is unparalleled.

Than!

1 "I want happiness, I want happiness, I want you to be happy, I want to be your happiness. So please take me away. " (Clover by Lai Su and Yan)

Happiness is a long journey of gathering, but also a journey of ice and snow. Beautiful songs, warm palms, agreed places, huge and beautiful goblin statues ... Four-leaf clover finally chose to die silently, but happiness was found between her fingers. )

2 "Sorry, husband ........................................................................................................................................................................

There is no truth or falsehood, and there is no right or wrong. Baimeixiang powder, snow covers blood. The cross wound between the flesh and soul that pierced the fast player's hand brought him pain that he could never shake. )

3 "With the revival of the Gamorro people, the underground city is in full bloom again ... because of you, I have such a dream." (Gamow Luotian to Gallo "The Sage")

(Even if the restoration of the country and the continuation of the blood are all gone, at least they finally understand each other's thoughts, and at least they can hug each other and die in the collapsed underground capital, which is their flower and their paradise. )

4 "Yongtai, where are you going? No matter where you are, you must take me. " (Natsume to Yongtai, Legend of Mermaid)

For a girl with no future like Natsume, the word "love" has become a sad luxury. Once you say it, your short life is over. )

5 "Jack, eat my body. Live, observe and feel everything in this world instead of me. Inherit my life. " (Ruby vs. Jack "22XX")

1 "Uesugi Tatsuya fell in love with Xiao Nan, more than anyone else." "Say it again." "Let's talk about it in ten years." "Only once every ten years?" "hmm." "So stingy." (Uesugi Tatsuya and Minami Asakura "bump")

What only childhood friends can say. Although naive, it can make people believe that this love can last for a long time. )

Promise me that you will live longer than me, even if you live one more minute. (Kyoko Donglin's "A Moment Apartment" by Godai Yusaku)

I don't want to repeat the same sadness, because I have experienced unforgettable pain. Even if this is willful, it is also a pity for performance. )

Please say "I love you", even if you lie to me. "Don't you say you don't know?" ("Lucky Boy" by Ramand Zhu Xingdang)

How can you let her know if you don't tell her? Fortunately, Adam still has actions to show this point. But in reality, if a boy has the right person, it is better to show himself, because there are not many MM with unique vision and firm heart like Ram. )

If she dies for the person she loves, will she be happy? I am different. I will definitely live for the person I love. This is the way of my lover. Didn't I tell you? " (Hanshu Yu Liang vs. Sho Kimura's City Hunter)

(It can be said that since the first book, I've been waiting for A Liang to say this sentence, and it's really a shakedown. Who is so emotional? But moving is moving, and the probability of being available in reality is still not high. Is it possible to have such a confession environment? )

Even if it will be destroyed, rebuild it. I can rebuild with you as many times as you want. Let's build it together. "(Keno Zero's" Mars "by Taro)

Two people who have also experienced the taste of despair come together to comfort each other and heal each other's wounds. Although there have been setbacks, but more is hope and warmth. )

6 "If you have a body, what do you want to do?" "I just want to touch your hair with my own hands ..." (Alexis and the Soul Sword with Seven Blades (Lucifer), Angel Shelter)

A simple wish is so far away. His love was given to a woman who was doomed to misfortune generation after generation, and he followed it generation after generation. This love went to the six divisions in the wheel of karma, to heaven and hell, and we also saw a glimmer of hope in this belief. )

7 "Welcome back, Mark." "I'm back." (Shen Gudai and fei cun Shin Kuhn "Lang Ke Shin Kuhn")

From swordsman to Lang Ke, from murderer to rescuer. Through the sword withdrawal of blood and pain, he moved towards his second beloved happiness under the warm and bright eyes of Meiji period. )

8 "Thank you for your constant concern." ("Hu Yu Xuan Kai's" Wandering ")

We have never expressed our love for each other, and even embarked on a hostile road for our beliefs. Farewell to the spiritual world, gentle eyes under sunglasses, this is Genkai alone. There is no need to be sad, not to mention a thousand words. )

9 "Happy birthday." (Fei Ying to "You You Bai Shu")

A strange birthday present, a simple blessing, even if nothing is said, there has been a faint touch in each other's eyes. Yes, we know what you think, and so does she. )

10 "What will happen to you if I disappear one day?" "I will come to you." "What if I can't find it?" "Keep looking, I will keep looking, keep looking, and spend my whole life looking." (Yongtai and Real Fish "The Legend of Mermaid")

Next time we part, don't say such sad words as "goodbye". We have nothing but driving Eva now, but ... as long as we live, we will feel alive one day, which is a good thing. Before that day comes, let's live.

-"Eva"

"Money status, cars, jewelry, lovers and other things, people's lives are constantly being seized and taken away, so there is no hope for life. If all we take is money, we can get it back; But if it is a warm part of human nature, only two people with the same emptiness can fill the emptiness in human hearts. " ——————————— Shining duet

Everyone does everything just for himself. Although some people will say, I hope I can do something for that person. But in fact, I just hope that when others are happy, I also have happiness.

-Sakurazuka Seishiro (Babylon, Tokyo)

1 Being close to the sun will only burn nothing. -Edward is a steel worker.

Comments are philosophical, philosophical.

2. "sit down ! ""Puppy Dong! ! ! "-Inuyasha & Ge Wei's Inuyasha

Ge Wei, who is cynical, sometimes says it more than ten times, poor dog ~

3. Who is # $%? #%! ￥()……%……#￥~! They call it bean's little guy! ! ! -Edward is a steel worker.

If you saw Ed run away, you would probably say this sentence.

I want to represent the moon with you! -Beautiful Girl Warrior "Beautiful Girl Warrior"

Commenting on idiots is a classic, right?

6. If you dare to shed a drop of blood, I will kill you! -Hitsugaya Toushirou's death bleach.

Comments on Xiao Bai touched countless girls. Why can't I touch DOG who still stubbornly follows "Captain Aizen"?

7.-Angel

Comments on this silence are the silence when dark lips stick to pear-red lips ... darkness is really ... indescribable ~

8. People can't get anything without giving, but if they want something, they must pay the same price. -"Steelmaking"

The prologue about steelmaking is also the theme that runs through the first half of the animation. Although the sage's stone later broke this truth, did the Eric brothers who paid for their hands and feet but didn't get their mother really get something equivalent?

9. Probably nothing is equivalent to a mother's soul. -Edward is a steel worker.

Teresa (female name) ... You are always so gentle. -Huo's "Refining of Steel"

Brother! That person ... looks like a mother. -Al makes steel.

When mother's smile appeared again, when Al's body turned into steel, when old age and death were not related to each other, it sublimated between Ed's hands, and when Huo Ingham quietly disappeared on the other side of the door, their dear mother, gentle Teresa, never came back a long time ago and kept smiling in their hearts.

10. I must be Naruto.

I must be One Piece ~ —— One Piece by Luffy

I must be a psychic king ~-the psychic king of Tao Ren.

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The above sentences are all classic _

Is it calling me?

My name is Yan Moai, and you call me. Please take this.

If you really want revenge, untie the red line.

Once the thread is untied, it is equivalent to officially signing a contract with me, and I will immediately take the person you hate to hell.

However, to retaliate, you have to pay the price yourself.

Swearing is a double-edged sword. After you die, your soul will also fall into hell.

There used to be a saying in Japan that the cursed person should prepare two graves, one for himself and the other for the cursed person.

If you can't ascend to Elysium, your soul will wander in endless pain forever.

Does it matter?

Poor figure lost in the dark. Hurt others, degrade others, and die once?

Finally on the boat: this resentment will take you to hell.

Your resentment will be eliminated for you.