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Walrus ani
"Wait for sleep."
Needless to say, Sasha's sleepy eyelids are fighting. It's strange that you're not tired after tossing in the water for so long.
She doesn't even remember how she fell asleep.
Sasha Vujacic was awakened by the whistling wind. I opened my eyes and found myself lying in a huge conch. Climbing out and putting on her shoes, she saw the sea, and the clouds on the sea were floating fast and changing colors.
This is the first time to see the sea! In the evening, half the sky is dyed red by the sunset. The seagull chased the distant ship and cried, "It's beautiful." She ran around excitedly, picked up shells and shouted like a seagull.
I'm a little tired after playing with sand for a while. The seaside scenery is so familiar that Sasha remembers it. Isn't this the picture hanging on the living room wall? "Oh, what can I do? I don't know how to get out of the painting. "
"I should walk along this beach. Will the beach be short? Anyway, that painting is not long. If it comes to an end, isn't it just a frame? May I take that photo frame? I'm afraid it's not easy at the present rate. I seem to have fallen into this painting. " Just thinking, the ear came the voice of muffled thunder:
"yes."
"Who are you?"
Sasha saw the walrus that responded to her. He is four heads tall in Pisa, with a fat body as big as three doorframes, wearing a wrinkled baseball shirt and a pair of dirty sneakers under his feet.
"I'm Arnie the walrus." Walrus said gloomily.
"But! Why can you hear my thoughts? "
"Because I am a walrus." Walrus answers irrelevant questions and sounds like a dull drum.
"This is the first time I have seen a walrus in a baseball shirt," Sasha stared at the behemoth.
Walrus stood beside her with a straight face, rubbing half a broken coconut shell in his hand.
"Well, he doesn't look too happy. He won't hit me with that coconut shell, will he? " Sasha thought.
"It's stupid for monkeys to smash coconut shells. Walrus Arnie wouldn't do that. " A deep voice whispered.
"Hey, this guy can hear everything. I have to pay attention. At the very least, I can't let him know that I ate two ice creams without telling my mother yesterday. Well, then it will think I'm stupid, too. After eating those two ice creams, my stomach hurts all day! " Sasha covering her mouth, looking around. #
Walrus really didn't speak again. "Maybe he will be more handsome in a baseball cap. He is so big, almost half the size of a beach. Oh, by the way, this is the tropics. Won't he be hot? " Sasha stared at him and the coconut shell in his hand and began to think.
Walrus turned and left,
"Arnie, where are you going?"
"Go home and get a baseball cap. Maybe I will look better in it. "
Walrus expressionlessly repeated Sasha's thoughts. "This is indeed tropical, but this is a painting, and there is no temperature in it." Walrus mumbled to explain Sasha's problem.
Sasha pulled him shyly. "I'm sorry, Arnie, maybe, maybe I'm just a little curious."
Walrus shook his huge head and rubbed the coconut shell uneasily: "I'm glad you can come here." Nice to meet you. I-I don't have any friends. I don't know how to express myself ... "
"Never mind, you are still a handsome walrus without a baseball cap."
Sasha hugged the walrus' huge forearm. "He is a gentle and shy walrus," Sasha thought.
"Yes, I am very gentle. I am the kind walrus Arnie. "
In this way, Sasha and walrus stood hand in hand on the beach.
"Will we really get that hat?"
The huge body of walrus covers half of the gorgeous sea and sky.
"yes." The walrus replied, his voice was low and quiet, the waves slowly beat his feet, and his dirty shoes were covered with small algae and crabs.
"Where do you live? At the bottom of the sea or at the South Pole? "
The wind blows Sasha's hair and skirt. It's really like Arnie said. It is neither cold nor hot here. It's in a painting that doesn't feel the temperature.
"Not the bottom of the sea, it is not the South Pole. Well, it's very humble there. Don't laugh at me. "
The walrus replied gloomily. He took Sasha by the hand and walked to the palm grove at the end of the painting.
Every step, the whole beach will shake slightly. The sand falls at the huge feet of walruses, forming a "big grid". When the waves hit, these "big grids" were filled with seawater. Those small fish and shrimps are trapped in the lattice.
"When the water is dry, small fish and shrimp will not * * *?"
Sasha was thinking, only to see the walrus dragging its huge tail and sweeping to the sea. In a blink of an eye, all the small fish and shrimps trapped in the big footprints were sent back to the sea.
Sasha looked gratefully at the walrus, the bearded, unsmiling but unusually kind walrus Arnie.
Finally came to the coconut grove. Sasha * * * head, "it seems that three-quarters of this painting is gone. This painting is not very big. Well, when I look at it from the living room, I don't think it is very big. I didn't expect to stay in it, and it's really not big, "Sasha thought.
Arnie loosen holding Sasha's hand, some uneasy to ask:
"Sasha, this is very humble, you don't laugh at me, ok? I, I don't have any friends, I want to trouble you one thing ... "
"What is it? Arnie? " Sasha blinked and asked.
"I am your friend, of course I won't laugh at you!"
Sasha smiled, eyes like a curved fish.
So the walrus bypassed the palm tree blocking his door and took Sasha to his home behind the coconut tree.
Behind the coconut trees, the sea disappeared completely, and even the sound of the sea breeze was not heard. It is quiet here. Turning on the 40-watt light bulb, Sasha saw the wall made of plywood, which was as big as a walrus and almost occupied the whole wall.
"Hey, this is ..." Sasha thought this outline was familiar.
"This is where I sleep," the walrus said, leaning against the wall. Immediately, he merged with the wall.
"Here is the back of the painting, and this outline is my bed. Well, maybe it's not accurate. Anyway, when I opened my eyes two years ago, it was in this outline. Later, I went out and pushed open the door, and I saw the sea. "
Walrus walked out of the wall again. It's amazing. Have you ever seen a walrus come out of a wall and walk in like a stealth? Sasha saw it.
Sasha approached the strange outline in the dim light. She touched it with her hand and smelled it with her nose. "Arnie, this is the outline of a ballpoint pen. Maybe, maybe who painted it here! "
"Yes, I am Arnie the walrus in the painting."
Walruses try to suck their stomachs. In the small room, walrus and Sasha stood, and there was no way to stand a third person. Walrus fumbled in his pocket. He took out a pen. "Sasha, can you, can you draw me another arm?"
Walrus asked nervously.
"arm?"
Sasha didn't notice that Arnie had only one arm in front of her!
"Yes, the arm."
Arnie pointed to the lower right corner of the outline on the wall, where there was an unfinished curve. The person who painted it seems to have thought of something else, left in a hurry and never came back.
"Of course. Dear Arnie. " #
Sasha picked up a pen, carefully drew a circle and finished the curve. Walrus can't wait to stick it on the outline. He disappeared into the painting with a long-lost smile, then came out with a smile and raised his arm. "Look, I'm complete!"
"Ha ha, how nice! This is really good. " Sasha clapped his hands.
"Yes, that's great!"
They rushed out of the low hut and returned to the beach.
Arnie jumped into the sea, his huge tail flapping the waves. He rolled excitedly in the sea, shouting loudly, and the screaming sea sang with * * * *:
"Thank you, thank you Sasha, so that I can swim back to my hometown and see my companion. I am so happy! "
The waves were splashed everywhere by Arnie, and the sea wet Sasha's skirt, but Sasha didn't care at all.
After the excitement, the walrus climbed back to the shore. He looked at Sasha's wet skirt awkwardly. "Sorry ..."
"Arnie, what are you talking about? I'm so happy for you. What does it matter if the skirt is wet? There is no temperature here, I am not cold at all! "
"hmm!" The walrus nodded hard, and the coconut grove lit up with a breeze.
Walrus prone on the door of the pile of palm began to rummage, find a half long not short, hand rubbing palm rope.
"It went straight to the back of the painting and climbed up. You can climb to the nail hanging place in a few steps. There is a small hole, and your head can just get out! "
Sasha looked up and saw a very dark thing in the middle of the painting.
Arnie threw the rope up hard and it hung on the nail with a bang. "You just grab the rope, I pull it from below, and then you get up. Be careful not to let go! When you get there, get out of the hole where the nail is hanging.
Come on, I'll carry you up. "
Sasha was held by walrus and held in mid-air. She grabbed the walrus by the arm and reluctantly asked, "What about you, Arnie?"
"I, I have two complete arms, and I can swim back to my hometown! There are my companions, icebergs and silly penguins, and it is wonderful there. "
The cheerful walrus seems to be less inarticulate than before.
"Ok, Arnie, nice to meet you!"
"I am happier, you gave me another arm!"
The rope is pulled by walrus, and Sasha is slowly rising. As she stood up, she thought, what a lovely walrus Arnie, what a beautiful beach, what a strange hut, what a magical outline.
Outline, uh, outline.
He said it again. What he just said was, can you draw me another arm?
Why "again"?
Sasha suddenly recalled two years ago, when the family just moved into this house.
It was an evening, and Sasha secretly drew a strange walrus behind this painting while Mom and Dad were not paying attention. After painting, he said to the walrus, "There is a sea in the sea, clever walrus, swim back to your hometown from here!" " "
Sasha remembered her graffiti walrus. At this time, the theme song of the ghost princess came from next door. She threw down the brush and hastily forgot the last thread on her arm belonging to walrus Arnie.
Sasha went to watch cartoons next door. Walrus without right arm lived on this narrow beach for two years.
I see. Sasha finally remembered. However, she has been suspended in the air of painting, the walrus has become a small black spot, and the sea is a big and salty tear in her eyes.
"I have been so far away from him, I don't know if Arnie can still hear my heart? No wonder he is so melancholy. He knows everything in my heart. He didn't blame me or even say anything. He is a good walrus, he is the best and kindest walrus ... "
Sasha grabbed the rope and shouted:
"Arnie! I'm sorry! Arnie! Sorry! "
Arnie didn't answer.
Only the rustle of the waves and the swish of the sea breeze are blowing. They imitate the voice of walrus Arnie, and they seem to say:
"Sasha, don't care, Sasha, don't care ..."
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