Tell the shortest joke, and if it makes me laugh, I will give you extra points. ...

One day, an old nun took a bowl of her urine and asked the little nun to take it down the mountain for a doctor's test. ...

The little nun accidentally knocked over the bowl of urine while walking.

She began to cry for fear of being scolded.

A passing woman saw it and told the little nun not to cry.

The little nun said that she accidentally knocked over the urine of the old nun for fear of being scolded.

The woman said it doesn't matter. She asked the little nun to take her urine to the doctor.

A week later, the old nun received the test report.

The lab reported that she was pregnant.

The old nun exclaimed:

"Oh, my God!

Even radishes are unreliable these days! "

On the way to the market, the two generations accidentally tripped over a stone. Two generations of love angrily shouted at the stone: "you damn thing!" "

At this moment, an Yi Shanan came from the opposite side. Yishan thought that the two generations of love were scolding him, so he seized the two generations of love and took him to see Katz.

After listening to their respective statements, Qazi fined two generations for half a silver dollar. The two generations refused to accept it, but he took out a silver dollar and gave it to Qazi, saying, "If you punish me for that sentence, you damn thing, I won't take the rest. Let me scold you again' you damn thing'! "