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Jindao Tweet: There are three Amway books per head, which are both sand sculptures and funny. They are really healthy!

Introduction to the novel: Copywriting 1;

Jiang Ye has done everything for acting. Others play a corpse, and she plays the old man and migrant workers everywhere ... There is a saying that others should take the road, leaving others no choice. As an actress, Jiang Ye tried her best to win the Best Supporting Actor Award. After the award, the reporter asked her how she felt, and Jiang Ye smiled faintly: Give in.

Copy 2:

19th line actor Jiang Ye and Weibo, who sang praises for Mo Ling Jinchi and Heifen, glided hand in hand. Zhong Fan went out from the net: They just want to see how powerful this person who said his brother's acting skills is. Just after scolding, Zhong Fan suddenly found that ... it was a little higher. This woman's acting is really fucking good. She acts like everything. Just when Zhong Fen hesitated to choose to maintain his brother's honor or to powder this woman, their brother made a choice for them. Zhong: Thank you. We have obtained the certificate.

Jin Dao short comment: The biscuits in the entertainment circle are so cold that they are smashed by sugar. The heroine is a drama fan and can play any role. He played the role of the man's father in the case of karma. With her super-tall makeup artist, acting skills and voice change, she just won't let anyone find out that she is actually a woman. The man is a rich second generation, and he is very talented in music. Not soft on others, but soft little suckling dog to the hostess, super cute.

Introduction to the novel: You wore a book, dressed as a showgirl without an entertainment circle, and the supporting role didn't get a name. In this world with the goal of striving to enter the front line and becoming a frequent visitor to hot search, I look at every ambitious colleague around me, especially Qiuqiu, with no fluctuation in my heart and just want to be a salted fish. However, even if you are a salted fish, you have to be forced to do business for money to become a salted fish with quality of life. Especially the ball: salted fish paralysis jpg. So the audience saw this scene-

In the variety show, You Qiuqiu sat in the shade with a pony, cheering for the hard-working and grim-looking guests.

In the live broadcast room, other female stars took out 18 kinds of martial arts singing and dancing, and the worst thing was the live broadcast of makeup removal, especially the ball ball took out five takeaways. Today, I will give you a live broadcast of eating fried chicken, kebabs, ice cream, crayfish and donuts online. Audience: "..."

A handsome boy and a beautiful woman were sitting demurely while shooting the dance at the award ceremony. She was sleeping with her mouth open. Your ball thinks she may be colder. She just took a nap, how could she be photographed! I am so angry!

Then ... let it cool. Salted fish don't want to waste brain cells too much. I also made some money when I forced it. There are two suites in the city center, which is enough for a chartered woman. Who knows, she is angry. Hot search regulars, ranked first. Millions of fans cried and shouted, Ball, you are the cutest baby in the world, completely different from those sluts outside, Ma Ma loves you! Especially the ball: Let's take a chance. Salted fish for koi fish?

Jin Dao's short comment: This is a novel that you don't laugh or lose. I went home to watch it during the Spring Festival. At that time, I had to visit my relatives every morning, so I had to stay up late at night reading novels. The sound insulation at home is not good, for fear of being heard by others. Who can understand the feeling that I obviously want to laugh but have to hold back? The hostess dressed as a passer-by in the entertainment circle knew that she didn't have much drama, so she felt at ease as a salted fish. Everyone else wanted to show up on the show, but as a result, she hid under an umbrella to enjoy the cool, and she won the championship unexpectedly ... Anyway, you just click in and read this book, and if you don't laugh, I will lose!

Introduction to the novel: The Lujia daughter who disappeared from childhood is back! She has been trafficked by traffickers for more than ten years, and her life is ruined! The Lujia couple felt that something was wrong with their daughter the first time they met. They have a bright future in Dont Ask For Help, and they just want to be happy with each other.

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Luwan lived like a weed and became a teenager of 17 years old. Even the household registration book was attributed to "male". Suddenly one day, she became a rich girl living on the street? Luwan feels good. She just wants to be an ordinary girl. Study hard, live a quiet life, don't fight, don't swear.

Scientist dad: "Don't worry, daughter, it doesn't matter if you get poor grades!" " "Luwan:" I earned money by studying and grew up on scholarships. Brother Liu Ding: "This is my sister. Her hair is shorter than mine. ?" Lu Wan: "... it turns out that the handsome guy in the classmate magazine is my eldest brother, and I haven't abandoned you yet." Former younger brother: "Boss, you are wearing women's clothes to avoid us? "The pectoral muscles in the transverse groove are bigger than before!"

Lu Wan: "..." After a while, family members with pity and guilt, as well as people waiting to watch the pheasant fly to the giants to make jokes, all felt that the situation was very wrong. # My family finally found out that the man I had been pretending for seventeen years thought I was poor (not) #

Jin Dao's short comment: Women were trafficked since childhood, and women disguised as men lived like weeds for more than ten years before being discovered by their biological parents. This woman has great courage. Although she wants to be a girl again, she can't resist all kinds of blows. No one can beat her yet. In this book, except the father who knows nothing about academics, the mother of a strong woman, the coquettish uncle, and the younger brother who has no brains, all the characters are set as brothers with brilliant stars and girlish hearts. As long as you read on without thinking, this book will surely make you enjoy it.

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