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How to write a composition for a pig?
Pieces of petals, each petal has traces of my childhood, which makes me unforgettable.
No, it's the pig's trick.
This summer vacation, my parents sent me to my grandfather's house in the mountains because of their busy work.
Go home. The living conditions in the mountains are not as good as those in the cities, and the traffic is very inconvenient. Almost every family.
Every family keeps livestock, and so does grandpa's family.
At noon, grandpa was going to cook, but he saw the pigs in the pigsty giggling with hunger.
Call. Grandpa thought I was next to him, so he gave me the important task of feeding pigs. hello
For an inexperienced child like me, pigs are really stressful. I can't
Say no to grandpa. I have to say yes when I think about it.
Grandpa gave me the task, and then he stayed in the kitchen to study delicious food. I hold the signal.
Slowly came to the front of the pigsty, and the pigs in the pigsty were already hungry and screaming. Look at that.
Seeing this, I quickly poured feed into the pig trough. I haven't finished pouring, and the pig has already started.
Fighting for feed seems to have been hungry for more than ten or eight years. After dinner, I'm going back to my room, but look
I saw a lot of pig manure in the pigsty and wanted to clean it up. I ran to ask grandpa for a shovel.
Son, when I walked into the pigsty, the pigs all backed away, as if I were going to eat them. I'll take it.
The shovel removed the pig manure, and there happened to be a pig sitting there. I scared him a few times, actually.
Not afraid. I got angry and kicked it a few times. I didn't expect the pig to hit me and hit me.
In pig manure, clothes are dirty and smelly. I stood up and went to grandpa in tears.
Grandpa also called me a little fool.
After that, I often feed pigs and clean up pig manure. Soon, I became a pig.
Good friends.
2. Go to grandpa's house in the country during the holiday.
One day, grandpa went out to do business, and it was already noon. Grandpa had not come home yet, so I thought it was my turn to feed the pigs today. When I came to Grandpa's pigsty, I saw Grandpa's "Baby Pig", which was milky and smooth, with a small tail swinging behind him and writhing proudly. As if they were singing "I am a happy snoring pig", life is very leisurely! But this is not the case now. They are walking around the pigsty and humming. I think they must be hungry.
So I took the initiative to learn from my grandfather's usual appearance, dug a few spoonfuls of bran, poured the leftovers from my kitchen into a bucket specially for pigs, and stirred them with a spoon, feeling almost stirred. I walked quickly to the pigsty with a bucket in my hand. I imitated my grandfather's practice and tapped on the wall of the pigsty with a spoon. The piglets ran around like students who heard the bell. As soon as I poured their food into the trough, the little pigs couldn't wait to eat it, humming as they ate. I guess my cooking is delicious! Hehe, a bucket of vegetables was swept away in the blink of an eye.
After eating and drinking enough, they "fell down" one by one. People say that pigs have too much fat, so once they are full, they are too lazy to get up and move. They really sleep after eating and eat after sleeping! I remember my mother always called me a lazy pig, so I don't understand why she called me a lazy pig instead of a lazy dragon and a lazy rabbit … today, I finally understood.
3. Composition written in the fifth grade: Feeding pigs for the first time: 2000 words My childhood is full of interesting things, like countless stars in the sky and petals. Every petal has traces of my childhood. The most unforgettable thing is playing with pigs.
This summer vacation, my parents sent me to my grandfather's house in the mountains because of their busy work. The living conditions in the mountains are not as good as those in the cities, and the traffic is very inconvenient. Almost every household keeps livestock, and so does grandpa's family.
At noon, grandpa was ready to cook, but he saw the pigs in the pigsty screaming with hunger. Grandpa thought I was next to him, so he gave me the important task of feeding pigs.
For an inexperienced child like me, feeding pigs is really stressful. I can't refuse grandpa, so I have to agree.
Grandpa gave me the task, and then he stayed in the kitchen to study delicious food. I slowly walked to the pigsty with feed, and the pigs in the pigsty were already hungry. Seeing this scene, I quickly poured the feed into the pig trough.
I haven't finished pouring, and the pigs have already started fighting for feed. It seems that they have been hungry for more than ten or eight years. After feeding, I was ready to go back to my room, but I saw a lot of pig manure in the pigsty and wanted to clean it up.
I ran to ask grandpa for a shovel. I walked into the pigsty, and the pigs all backed away as if I were going to eat them. I walked to the pig manure with a shovel, and there happened to be a pig sitting there.
I scared him several times, but he was not afraid. I got angry and kicked it a few times.
I didn't expect the pig to hit me and hit me in pig manure. My clothes are dirty and smelly. I stood up and cried to my grandfather, who also called me a little fool.
After that, I often feed pigs and clean up pig manure. Soon, I became good friends with the pig.
4. Go to grandpa's house in the country during the holiday. One day, grandpa went out to do business, and it was already noon. Grandpa had not come home yet, so I thought it was my turn to feed the pigs today.
When I came to Grandpa's pigsty, I saw Grandpa's "Baby Pig", which was milky and smooth, with a small tail swinging behind him and writhing proudly. As if they were singing "I am a happy snoring pig", life is very leisurely!
But this is not the case now. They are walking around the pigsty and humming. I think they must be hungry. So I took the initiative to learn from my grandfather's usual appearance, dug a few spoonfuls of bran, poured the leftovers from my kitchen into a bucket specially for pigs, and stirred them with a spoon, feeling almost stirred. I walked quickly to the pigsty with a bucket in my hand. I imitated my grandfather's practice and tapped on the wall of the pigsty with a spoon. The piglets ran around like students who heard the bell. As soon as I poured their food into the trough, the little pigs couldn't wait to eat it, humming as they ate. I guess my cooking is delicious!
Hehe, a bucket of vegetables was swept away in the blink of an eye. After eating and drinking enough, they "fell down" one by one. People say that pigs have too much fat, so once they are full, they are too lazy to get up and move. They really sleep after eating and eat after sleeping!
I remember my mother always called me a lazy pig, so I don't understand why she called me a lazy pig instead of a lazy dragon and a lazy rabbit … today, I finally understood.
5. Ask for an essay about raising pigs.
Hybrid pigs cannot be used as breeding pigs. Hybrid pigs are big, healthy and grow fast, but they can't be used as breeding pigs. Because of its extremely unstable genetic performance, when it is used as a breeding pig, its offspring will have serious character separation, such as lower feed reward, slower growth rate and weakened disease resistance.
Granular feed cannot be mixed with water. Some pig farmers like to mix granular feed with water to cook porridge for pigs, which is unscientific. After adding water to pellet feed, the nutritional components will be destroyed and the nutritional value will be reduced. The correct way is to feed dry food before drinking water.
Sleeping after eating cannot be said that pigs have certain living habits, that is, eating, exercising and resting. Especially piglets under 40 kg should have some time to play around noon every day. Sleeping after eating may be due to the addition of sedatives (such as chlorpromazine) in the feed, which destroys the normal physiological function of pigs and makes them sleep under anesthesia. Sedatives can reduce blood pressure, body temperature and heartbeat, and affect the normal metabolism of pigs. If these drugs remain in pigs, they will do harm to human body.
Strong feed flavor does not mean good quality. Some pig farmers often judge the quality of feed by its smell, which is wrong. For example, there is an additive called ammonia fishy smell on the market now, which will appear fishy smell when added to feed, reminding pig farmers to be aware of this.
Black manure does not mean good feed quality, but depends on feed conversion rate. The color of feces is usually determined by the composition of feed intake and the digestion and absorption ability of pigs. Some pig farmers think that the feed with black manure is good, but the feed with yellow manure is not good. Some feed manufacturers cater to the psychology of pig farmers. Adding copper sulfate and other substances that have no effect on the growth and development of pigs makes the feces black, but it increases the cost of feed and the burden of pig farmers, and has no obvious effect on promoting growth.
Pigskin is red and shiny, which can't explain the quality of feed. Some pig farmers think that the pig skin is red and the feed is good. The skin color and the brightness of the pig's fur are determined by the content of nutrients in the feed, mainly protein, fat and vitamins. Some feed production enterprises increase the content of selenium and copper in feed, which makes the skin of pigs turn red, but there are still a lot of selenium and copper left in pork. Eating this kind of pork will do serious harm to human body.
Biting a pig's tail does not mean malnutrition. Pigs will have pica if they don't get the necessary nutrients for a long time, such as salt and protein, or if they lack some vitamins and trace elements. However, the feed produced by regular manufacturers will not be seriously short of these substances, and there will be no phenomenon of eating differently. The reasons for biting the tail are: the density of pigs is too high, the environment of piggery is bad, the light intensity is high, and some nutrients are lacking. Tail-biting pigs are mostly between 10kg-40k g, especially about 20 kg pigs, suckling pigs or pigs over 40 kg are rare. Pigs weighing 10 kg ~40 kg are in the frolic period. The only attack weapon of a pig is its mouth. At first, they bit their tails for fun. Biting blood has become a hobby of pigs in the same row. Most pigs lick or arch their tails out of curiosity, which is one of the important reasons for biting their tails. In this case, the injured pigs should be isolated and the newborn pigs should be cut off.
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