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Who's Liu Xinda?
Liu Xinda once vowed that he and Song Zude were not brothers, but a Nanjing media interview in his hometown finally solved the mystery: Liu Xinda's real name was Song Zuxing, and Song Zude was indeed brothers. Yesterday, the reporter dialed Liu Xinda again, claiming that Liu Xinda, who was in the United States, tried his best to avoid the relationship with Song Zude at first, but after repeated inquiries, he finally admitted that "Song Zude and I are cousins". Regarding the relationship with Yang Yuying, Liu Xinda also insisted that they knew each other and fell in love. "It was just stirred by her sister and brother-in-law."
"And Song Zude are cousins."
Liu Xinda said that when he was very young, he was adopted by his father to his uncle, Song Zude's father. "I said that we are not brothers, which is not a lie." In Liu Xinda's view, there are still differences between blood brothers and cousins. They didn't want to tell the media before, but they had their own plans. Liu Xinda still didn't directly answer the reporter's question about whether it is convenient not to reveal his identity and his brother Song Zude's hype.
"Yang Yuying is the fuse of my divorce."
Liu Xinda told reporters that yesterday afternoon, just after the news of his promotion came out, he received a phone call from his ex-wife: "On the phone, she accused me of not involving her and disturbing her peaceful life. She hates me and Yang Yuying. " Why do you hate Yang Yuying? "Because Yang Yuying is the fuse of our divorce, it is because of her that I divorced my ex-wife." According to Liu Xinda, he separated from his first two wives because of Yang Yuying, a third party. "My ex-wife and Yang Yuying sisters all know each other, and she said she didn't know me. Is this not a joke? " Liu Xinda admitted that she seldom contacted her ex-wife and took care of her daughter. "This is the reason why her ex-wife is angry. It's not her turn to have something good. If she gets entangled, she will be involved. Women will be unhappy! "
"I am an American MBA."
Liu Xinda's education has been questioned in the report exposing its history. The reporter found that Liu Xinda's self-report that he was admitted to China Normal University at the age of 18 was false, because he was still working in his hometown during that time. In this regard, Liu Xinda was indignant: "I did go to China Normal University, but the time was very short. How can the neighbors of my hometown know what I did in Guangzhou? " Liu Xinda said that his current degree is an MBA from new york University. "I have written so many poems, and my business is so big, like a person without higher education?"
When the reporter relayed to Liu Xinda the news that the person in charge of Yang Yuying Company said that "it is not excluded to sue Liu Xinda for defamation by legal means", he was not too worried: "Everything I did was in the sun, and I was not afraid that she would sue me. If they talk nonsense again, I will sue her! " Liu Xinda said that he hasn't contacted Yang Yuying in recent days. "I am very angry with her family's behavior, so I need to consider my relationship with her for the time being.
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