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Red eye: "I'll open two knives if you are coquettish, and you can make two or three moves at most a second."
Blind man: "The evil light cotton fluctuates, and PK is shameless."
Red-eye: "The big collapse adds anger, and the fluctuation of the blind is pure fart."
The devil may cry: "it's not my fault that the tombstone ghost flashed Carlo."
Exorcism: "My bully is the worst, and everyone in PK field is afraid."
Call: "Sister Knight Elf King, you want to hit the wall."
Element: "ice wall thunderbolt and black hole, see if your temper can be rushed."
Roaming: "shoot at random, your mother can't help shooting."
Ammunition: "Sweep the power and it will explode. If I don't squat, I will definitely be seconds."
Big gun: "Lao tze PK hit a flying gun, and you can't hit it if you are excited."
Machinery: "air drop gundam plus snake gun, you and I delete the number every second."
The devil may cry: "the purple array of ice array laid a tombstone and smashed you into ashes."
Ammunition: "Mao Lei and Bing Lei don't look at who I am."
Street fighter: "Pull the net, pat the brick, rape, every second is an instant."
Judo: "The spiral cradle meets the cracked stone. If you want to cry, don't insist. "
Sanda: "I want to kick my son and grandson, and I will definitely be struck by lightning after kicking."
Exorcism: "Restrain stars and catch dogs, PK field walks sideways."
Call: "Who can blame the baby? If you chase me again, you will open the thunder. "
The magic way: "Set an acid rain and set it on fire. I see where you can hide. "
Element: "The snowman on the ice wall meets a black cat, and I am also coquettish and amorphous."
Li Fa said, "Break the Huanglong Dao and see if you dare to shout."
Qigong: "You can't escape from Lei Long's gas cannon.
Blue fist: "It is also a crime for a farmer to break three fists."
Sanda: "The bully will break your waist with one palm and one stroke."
The devil may cry, "the green ghost sleeps indefinitely until you feel queasy."
Sanda: "Kick your penis with your fist and break your bones."
Angels in white: "Ghosts fall into the world in a big sword, no matter who they are, they are not afraid."
Red eye: "I was furious at first, and all my anger collapsed."
White hand: "draw the sword and the raptor catches the phantom. I wake up when I die."
"Connecting a weak blue screen can't be any more awesome.
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