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The general story of a pig falling from the sky
Thanks to the help of kind birds, Tian Peng, who lost his magic, learned some self-defense skills. At this time, he still missed the life in the Heavenly Palace and the beautiful Chang 'e. Guanyin Bodhisattva was merciful and gave him a bottle of "Ganoderma lucidum" to help him change back into a human form. Unexpectedly, the canopy was accidentally knocked over by the land and became a monster with a pig's head, named Bajie. Bajie settled down in the Zhanyun Cave in the land, lived a leisurely life on earth, and met a beautiful village girl who looks like Chang 'e-Yulan. In order to get justice for himself, Bajie returned to the Heavenly Palace, just in time for the Happy Festival in the Heavenly Palace. Bajie's funny appearance made the jade emperor and all the immortals laugh, but he missed the business because of gluttony and drunkenness, and lost a good opportunity to avenge the jade emperor. Back in Marshal's Mansion, Bajie met former Lieutenant Foday and was teased by the new Marshal Tian Peng. In a rage, he dug up the Tianhe River, and Foday was banished to the mortal world because of his poor protection of the river. He began to hold a grudge and found trouble with Bajie everywhere. The hungry pig became the security guard of the land temple, dealing with rats and wild boars who came to steal food.
Bajie, who has lost his mana, is no match for the wild boar, but he drove the wild boar away, while the mouse who stole the eggs is not so easy to deal with. The stingy land only knows the fine, which makes Bajie cautious everywhere. As a result, he became friends with mice and danced on sesame oil. Foday, the master rat catcher, was invited to the land of great anger. Foday dealt with mice according to the tactics in The Theory of Catching Rats. On one occasion, he tried to stick the mice with glue, and on another occasion, he tried to poison them with salt. Unexpectedly, the mice who came to steal food eavesdropped on them. As a result, the mice were not driven away, but made a fool of themselves and suffered heavy land losses.
The land is very angry and wants to drive Foday and Bajie out of the land temple. Foday had a brainwave and came up with a deviant plan. A battle between the emperor and the mouse finally destroyed the mouse in the land temple. Foday became a red man in front of the land because of his meritorious service in killing rats, and he was even more unscrupulous to Bajie. Bajie was sent by the land to pick rice, and Foday used magic to trip Bajie with watermelon skin. Bajie, who lost his laundry basket and rice, was almost driven away by the land, and Foday pretended to beg. So the land let Bajie play wine again, and as a result, Foday, who became a village girl, cheated Bajie out of all the money he had left to buy wine. This time, he could not escape the fate of being driven away, and at this time, the earth discovered that Foday did not listen to his command at all. Bajie returned to Zhan Yundong and lived a free life again, but the cunning Foday wouldn't let him leave so easily. Foday wanted to use ugly medicine against Bajie, but the effective ugly medicine turned Bajie into a lovely doll with a big head. Foday failed in one plan and gave birth to another. A pig exactly like Bajie appeared in front of Bajie with a bang. He claimed to be Bajie's own brother and believed it, so Bajie was very enthusiastic about him, but he found fault with him everywhere.
He also deliberately said that Bajie was useless. Bajie, who hated himself, wanted to jump off a cliff, only to find himself cheated by Foday again. Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva came to the rescue. Bajie finally understood that everyone has shortcomings and advantages, even Guanyin Bodhisattva is no exception. Bajie, who had nothing to do, wanted to go to the circus, but he was turned away because he had no money. The steamed stuffed bun he just bought accidentally fell into the cage where the lion was kept. Bajie, who took the opportunity to tease the lion, found that the cage was not locked. This time, Bajie will be miserable. The lion rushed out of the cage and ran after Bajie in the town. In a hurry, he broke into the circus that was performing. At this time, the tiger went on strike, and the drama staged by Bajie and the lion not only saved the circus. I became a silly star myself. Bajie's wonderful performance made a lot of money for the boss, but the depressed tiger and indomitable lion still opposed Bajie everywhere. Bajie went to the boss who deducted his salary, but he caught the boss's greedy face. Foday accidentally saw the poster of Bajie's performance, so he accepted the harsh conditions of the circus owner and became a handyman. Foday repeatedly got in the way when Bajie performed magic tricks, which caused Bajie to make a fool of himself frequently. However, Bajie generously introduced Foday to the audience and gave him his own money. Foday was finally moved and they became real good friends. Bajie, who left the circus, met a kind old shopkeeper in cyclamen, Gaolaozhuang. Unexpectedly, a group of robbers came to rob him. Bajie drove them away on his own, but was arrested as criminals by ignorant officers and men. Bajie, who has endured all kinds of criminal laws, sits in the super electric chair. Fortunately, the old shopkeeper arrived in time, and Bajie became a real hero! The restaurant owner wants to thank Zhu Bajie. First, he wants to buy him new clothes, and then he treats the pig to dinner. Bajie wants to go with Foday. As a result, when he went back, he happened to meet Foday and told them that the heaven was going to hold an annual flat peach party and asked Pat to come down and examine the immortal who had been demoted to earth. Those who pass the exam will be invited back to heaven to attend the Flat Peach Festival. Foday deliberately didn't tell the pig.
Foday learned from the earth how to accept the test of the immortal. According to old experience, the land told him that most immortals would change to test people. Therefore, Foday deliberately broke the bridge on the only river, and then carried any small animals crossing the river, trying to flatter the envoy barefoot fairy, not wanting to be self-defeating, and was finally exposed by the barefoot fairy.
Because of the bad air, the barefoot fairy doesn't want to live in the earth temple. Foday offered to kiss his ass barefoot.
Daxian lived in Zhanyun Cave and renovated it with Bajie, but the stone bed could not be updated. Foday suggested going up the mountain to shoot birds and realize a dream, but Bajie resolutely opposed it and tried to stop it. In the end, Foday was not allowed to succeed.
Foday couldn't get feathers to rebuild the stone bed, but due to the limited time, he had to bite the bullet and invite the barefoot fairy to live in Zhan Yun Cave. Barefoot Daxian was not satisfied with the stone bed, so he suggested that each of them choose an axe (an iron axe and a yu fu) to cut palm trees up the mountain to make mattresses, and take this as the test content to see who can finish it within the specified time. Foday tried to be lazy and clever, but it backfired. But Bajie didn't agree to cut palm trees and didn't ask for an axe. The tree god was moved and made a very good brown bed for Bajie by magic.
The barefoot fairy asked Bajie and Foday to prepare gifts for the flat peach party, saying that there was a thousand-year-old ginseng on Fuling Mountain for Bajie and Foday to pick. As a result, I was teased by the psychic ginseng doll and made a lot of jokes. Finally, I had to dig a radish and go back to perfunctory things. Seeing that they were still working hard, the barefoot fairy sent them an invitation from heaven.
Bajie eagerly looks forward to the early arrival of the Flat Peach Festival every day. He couldn't wait, so he tore up the invitation with divine power. Foday found him flying into the Heavenly Palace with him at the last minute. However, the heavenly generals guarding the worse heaven did not know that Bajie was the former canopy and wanted to catch them. Bajie and Foday were so scared that they ran around and bumped into the flat peach garden by mistake.
The flat peach party has finally begun. Because Bajie used the invitation in advance, he had to mix in with Foday as a fairy, but he didn't want to make many jokes at the flat peach party.
The Jade Emperor invited Chang 'e to dance to celebrate the Queen Mother. When Pig Bajie met Chang 'e, he couldn't help thinking about her and wanted to talk about it. But Chang 'e didn't expect the handsome canopy to become like this. She didn't recognize Pig Bajie for a while, so she fled back to Guanghan Palace in fear.
Bajie pursued him and finally let Foday prove that he was the canopy. Chang 'e wants to know each other, but she can't accept the fact that Bajie has become a pig. The Jade Emperor sent someone to pick up Bajie who made trouble again. In desperation, Chang 'e advised Bajie to return to the mortal world first, and then to find the fairy medicine that could restore Bajie to its original state.
Chang 'e went to the South China Sea to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for help, and the Bodhisattva pointed out that only the Queen Mother of Kunlun Mountain had a deformation medicine with this effect. Chang 'e decided to visit the fairy medicine in Kunlun Mountain, but Guanyin told her to dress up as a woman and not to go to Bajie to recognize her.
Bajie was also annoyed at his appearance. After consulting the land, he also got the news that there was a deformation drug in the queen mother of the west, so he decided to look for it. Jealous Foday didn't want Bajie to restore her appearance and reunite with Chang 'e, so he decided to follow Bajie and get in the way.
After Bajie arrived in Kunlun Mountain, he found a tribute in front of the Queen Mother of the West, and Foday deliberately woke it up, which nearly killed Bajie. At the critical moment, thanks to the appearance of Chang 'e disguised as a man, Bajie escaped from danger. After seeing the Queen Mother of the West, Bajie successfully passed the test of "sincere furnace" and found the only deformation medicine. However, due to the expiration of the efficacy, it was not possible to change back to Marshal Hua Gai. The Queen Mother of the West told Bajie that she could only learn her skills, escort the Tang Priest to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures, and then ask the Buddha for medicine. Chang 'e encouraged Bajie to learn skills first, and she decided to stay and help him secretly.
Bajie, Chang 'e and Fudi passed Gaolaozhuang on their way back to Fuling Mountain, but they were mistaken for bandits and monsters outside the plateau. It turned out that it was the robber of cattle who wanted to take Yulan, the daughter outside the plateau, and return to Niu to be Zhazhai's wife. Bajie decided to draw his sword to help.
Bajie dressed as Yulan, with the help of Chang 'e and Foday, severely punished the cattle robbers.
Outside the plateau, in order to express his gratitude to Bajie, he decided to leave Bajie and live in the village. In order not to waste time and learn skills, Bajie went to Gaolaozhuang School with Foday, Chang 'e and Yulan.
In Chinese class, Bajie fell asleep, and the old gentleman was very angry. He took the exam for Bajie, but he didn't expect Bajie to answer all the questions, and he could still play to the extreme. Later, Bajie even gave the teacher a joint exam.
In the manual labor class, the teacher (the village matchmaker) taught everyone embroidery, but Bajie ignored it and fell asleep. Foday asked the teacher to test Bajie, and Bajie readily agreed.
In the evening, Chang 'e went to heaven to find her good sister Zhinv, and wanted to ask her to lend Bajie a magic needle. The weaver girl didn't agree for fear of breaking the dogma.
The next morning, Bajie unexpectedly finished the embroidery work with amazing skills in front of everyone.
Niu Wangmo came to Gaolaozhuang for revenge. At the critical moment, Bajie and Foday deliberately said that they were gods, which made Niu Wangmo somewhat taboo, so they turned to a strange "eat, drink and be merry" contest.
After losing three games in a row, Niu Wangmo became angry from embarrassment. Seeing that Bajie and Foday's spells were limited, he used violence to kill everyone. In desperation, Bajie was rescued by a patron saint pig. Bajie, who was badly repaired, finally realized that it was not enough to know how to eat, drink and be merry, and decided to learn some real skills, so he decided to learn from a teacher and met Bodhi Bodhi.
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Bajie went down the mountain to take revenge on Niu Wangmo and defeated Niu Wangmo. I didn't want Niu Wangmo to seek revenge again. He borrowed a banana fan and a flaming mountain, roasted Bajie into a roast pig, and even lost his life.
In order to save Bajie, Chang 'e went to the Queen Mother of West Kunlun Mountain and resolutely jumped into the heartfelt furnace.
Only after Bajie was rescued did he know that Chang 'e had made such a big sacrifice to save himself. He was very moved and determined to defeat Niu Wangmo. So he risked breaking the dogma, and God dug the Tianhe River and doused the Flame Mountain, completely defeating Niu Wangmo. The wand that the coward accidentally found attracted the Great Devil and his servant girl soldiers, which led her and her friends to the magic island. In order to save everyone, Bajie and Foday embarked on an adventure trip to the magic island with the help of Grandpa Nose Hole and Mama Bear.
Along the way, they experienced the test of ice and fire island, hourglass island, ghost ship and other difficulties. I also met some interesting things, such as turtle taxi, yaya soldier plane and so on. I also met reliable partners such as jumping jerboa, jumping jerboa mother and turtle driver. Bajie and Foday helped each other, overcame many difficulties and finally boarded the magic island.
In order to save her and everyone, Bajie and Foday bravely broke into the concentration camp, outwitted the maze dreamland, and finally defeated the devil with everyone. In the process, they not only saved her and her friends, but also the little prince and the devil couple, and even the magic island.
Bajie and them solved all the problems with laughter and helped everyone find their lost happiness.
The magic island adventure has come to a successful conclusion, and the new happy journey will continue. ...
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