Drunk driving joke

Joke: I'm drunk, I can't be drunk.

On the road, a buddy is pushing a Volkswagen golf slowly forward, and passers-by look askance.

An uncle couldn't bear to pat him on the shoulder and said, young man, is the car broken?

Dude, try to look up and apologize to grandpa. I am too drunk to drink. ?

Joke: I admit I was kicked in the head by a donkey.

On the bus, the sister sitting next to her took out Yida and poured one into her hand.

I'm crazy. I held out my hand silently. Looking at her, she froze for two seconds and gave me one.

Then I pretended to be calm and looked out the window chewing gum, and 10 thousand grass mud horses roared by in my heart

Joke: Is brother drunk?

Drinking with a buddy, drinking and talking about a leader.

I say this leader is good, and my elders always praise him.

The elder brothers were silent for a while and said four words? Is that my dad? .

I asked a question like a god. Dear dad?

My buddy drank a little too much, hesitated for a while and said uncertainly. I think so, too. It's been 30 years.

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