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Do it! Brief introduction of miss

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Gender: Female Age: 24 years old

Constellation: Pisces

Blood type: O type

Illustrator, who likes to draw illustrations of cats, dogs and children's publications. Romantic fantasy, lack of common sense logic.

Serious Weibo control, cell phone never leaves, ask her questions, she will answer: go to Weibo to find me. Sisters' secrets will be posted to Weibo without hesitation.

Living completely in your own fantasy world, you will feel that the ordinary eyes of strangers are confession, and you will feel that the moles on the handsome face are very sexy.

He is paranoid, afraid to take the initiative, and will only rehearse the scene of "beauty saves heroes and makes handsome guys bow down under skirts" in his mind.

Nervous, forgetful, dare to see the world without makeup, but once a handsome guy appears within 10 meters, he will immediately "fossilize", and the degree of fossilization is directly proportional to the degree of handsomeness. If she sees a boy who can still speak freely, it proves that this boy is tragic.

She has three dolls of different sizes (accompanied by different dolls on different occasions). The dolls are named "Jielun", "Peizeng" and "Yilin" respectively, which is extremely boring, and there will be a well-known doll play among the dolls.

She is the girl with the weakest sense of existence among the four people. Because she is always taciturn or playing with herself, she is always easily overlooked. When she is handsome and stiff, she will be regarded as a clothes rack by others.

Keywords: Weibo accused, paranoid, born idiot.

Image characteristics: Only Nuo Nuo, hunched over, talks like a mosquito, clasps his fingers when he is nervous, simple and lovely.

Sensitive minefield: male, neglected

Role: passive character, but she is a silent guardian friend and a troubled listener. Her meager position eventually became a bridge to solve everyone's contradictions.

Gender: Female Age: 26 years old

Constellation: Libra

Blood type: AB type

Network engineer, thin and tall, looks good, but strangely lacks male popularity.

I have a super high IQ. Claiming to be 2 years old can recite hundreds of surnames (only backwards). At the age of 6, he taught himself primary school mathematics and was a member of the high IQ club (Mensa).

She spends more than ten hours online every day. Internet is an indispensable part of her life. If she is disconnected from the Internet, she will "collapse".

Developed thinking and strict logic make people feel lack of emotion (even mistaken for indifference by others); Once the problem is not solved, you will not be able to sleep. You will draw an analysis chart in the middle of the night, and you will apply the formula or your own formula to everything and then apply it.

Willing to put the plan into action immediately and let others follow their own plans. Once you find a problem halfway, you will try your best to cover up your mistakes and refer to the deer as a horse.

In order to refute her lack of sense of humor, she told cold jokes and proved her success by being too cold for everyone. The theory of love and humanity will take Baidu Encyclopedia as authoritative evidence and dare to challenge famous people in Weibo. In a word, he is a man who dares to be the first in the world.

Not good at expressing emotions, apologizing will make people listen to irony and make people laugh and cry. Although a troublemaker, she meant no harm.

Keywords: high IQ, network control, debate king

Image characteristics: confident and confident, even if you don't know anything, you should show that you know everything.

Sensitive minefield: sub-question, "insulting" her IQ, saying that she lacks a sense of humor.

Function: The center of the team is a troublemaker and always makes people laugh and cry. This is her special way of treating her friends. Once understood, it will also make people feel warm.

Gender: Female Age: 29 years old

Constellation: Leo

Blood type: type B.

Slightly fat, nearly 30 years old, eager to get married, the ideal is to be a beautiful housewife, hovering between becoming a beautiful person or being a housewife first.

She is a cute girl. She likes all cute and bulging things. The room is full of lovely toys, which will drown her bed in extreme cases.

Although seemingly simple, he is, after all, a "man of the past" in his late thirties, and he is anxious about the passing of time, so his desire for protection and control is extremely strong, and his collection must not be touched by outsiders.

She likes handcraft and opened an online shop, which specializes in selling dolls made by herself (three dolls of Coke are also her masterpieces), including the "Horror Zoo" series made of socks.

Because she is "old", she likes to live a regular life. Correcting the bad habits of Coca-Cola and Mu Zi is her lifelong career, although it has never been successful.

Her punishment and violence are very vulgar: bullets in her head. She has specially studied fingering and angle, and can play with both hands, which makes it hard to prevent and makes the victim miserable. When the white rice was bounced, I prayed in despair: benefactor, please give me a happy death.

As a leftover woman, she is a little hungry for men, some of whom are fickle and like each other. She has been lovelorn for half her life. She said she would be lovelorn if she didn't fall in love.

Always stand up and protect Xiao Mo and Mu Zi at critical moments, including when handsome guys appear.

Keywords: cute control, aunt's heart

Image characteristics: it has the illusion of natural affinity, but it can't be said that the problem is solved by violence.

Sensitive minefield: the words "leftover" and "fat" must not appear between the lines unless you want to annoy her.

Function: Everyone's elder sister, the messenger of justice, makes decisions at critical moments, and Sun Zhixiang is the master of direction.

Gender: Male Age: 25 years old

Constellation: Virgo

Blood type: type B.

The most striking feature is white, which makes girls jealous. The more you stay up late, the whiter your face is. Even if you look pale, you get the name, also called a gigolo.

Claiming that he only yearned for "same-sex love", he broke into the dormitory of three girls. Living in a two-room tent in the living room, looking forward to the moment when the girls pass by in their pajamas.

Handsome, fashionable and sunny in appearance, for these girls who are deeply immersed in Witkey, he belongs to another world, that is, the world outside the window where subways crisscross, high-rise buildings stand everywhere and intrigue is common. Coke once fantasized that he was an alien.

I like singing, dream of becoming a singer or artist, have no plan for my life, work as a racquet model part-time, have unstable income, and take pride in scraping rice.

After sneaking into this group of girls, I always wanted to associate with Mu Zi, who looks good, but I didn't want Mu Zi to be a girl with zero EQ, and her plan failed repeatedly.

Because of his handsome appearance, he has won the favor of many girls, but he can't do anything about coke, Mu Zi and mango, because he calls himself gay and sometimes brings his "boyfriend" back for the night.

Keywords: narcissism, psychological underage

Image characteristics: handsome and confident, sunshine boy

Sensitive minefield: I am afraid that others will say that he is not a man.

Function: The comparison and connection between the three Witkey girls and the outside world can draw and drive the development of the emotional clues of the three girls.