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Special couple's screen name
1. Wandering from place to place, I only want to hold your hand | Wandering from place to place, I only want to stay with you
2. Come and fight monsters | Daughter-in-law, run and fight, but
3. National representative of crooked neck | National representative of scissorhands
4. I'm a wonderful girl | I'm a funny girl
5. Mood is like water | Short hair and leisurely &; Enthusiasm is like fire
9. He is bound to hurt if the sun is deep | She is confused by faith
1. Daughter-in-law | Don't make trouble | Monster | Stop running
11. I only want you to love me and have nothing to do with others | I just want you to love me and have nothing to do with others | 12. Be imprisoned in your heart | Be warm in love | 13. I promise you in the sky you can't see |. Sing softly before the flowers
16. No tears | No tears | No tears
17. I miss my meeting | I miss my injury
18. I'm not comfortable and can't draw the future | I'm not He Xiaoqian who can't see through it. | It doesn't matter if you are tired!
21. Planetary women's rice is beautiful | Planetary men's rice is cool and fried
22. Shame on people | shame
23. You are happiness | You are happiness | My son's father is handsome | My son's mother is beautiful
25. How can a man be beautiful without flowers? How can you buy a car or a house?
26. Don't make trouble, my palace can't do it.
27. Ask Mama to have candy to eat. | Ask Baba to protect you.
28. Talking nonsense is not as good as refusing. | Laughing at yourself is not as good as feeling distressed. | 29. Smoking teenagers
33, rampant China | 34, smoking loneliness | cheers and joy
35, my love is incredible | I am selfish as thoroughly
36, I only love the conceit of goblets | I only love the arrogance of high heels. The cock can't stop
4. You love knocking on my head | I love twisting your ears
41. My heart is lonely | I love you as before
42. When I see snacks, I will glow | When I see handsome guys, I will go crazy
43. I will marry you | Feed you
44. ◣ You are my him ◥
47, it's just an episode | Back to the right path
48, the wind blowing through Provence | Rain drenched in Lomiti
49, love | parting | injury
5, am I beautiful when I smile |. My love depends on
53, the northern dream is broken | the southern maple is falling
54, I enjoy the sunrise with you →| I watch the sunset with you
55, the warm summer and the old year are backlit and the unintentional girl | the mint and the gentle boy in the cool autumn
56, the lazy shoes with plain face and ponytail are so cool | the white denim canvas shoes are so young
57. | said, love me all my life.
61, _ If you talk to each other ℡| _ If you talk to each other ℡
62, only know after reading | If you laugh at you | Candy tears
64, why remember? Good surplus
69, no quarrel, no scolding, no affection | no fight, no trouble, no love
7, little smile | little smile
71, time is changing | people haven't changed
72, sadness has become a river | How many flowers fall in dreams?
78. Your tears wet my face | Your kisses wet my lips
79. My cuteness will shine | My cuteness will shine
8. The belly-black male god ㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣㄣ
81. Tearing an answer is more painful than tearing a book | | ╰ The end of time is too early.
84. Listening to the rain and crying | Watching you laugh
85. Falling in love with | Your tenderness | Obsessed with | Your tenderness
86. Love, love, love, love in the bottom of my heart | Heart-to-heart love
87. Eating watermelon without spitting grape seeds | | Crazy woman in a rotten old alley.
9. oil painting teenager | girl of western poetry
91. It's better to be heartless than to rip one's heart out | 92. Spend a thousand years with you | walk with you in the summer
93. Grow old with you | accompany you to the end
94. Love is drizzly | affectionate
. 𞢯 cute and shy on the right
97. I can't afford to lose my feelings | I can't afford to play with ambiguity
98. My husband is super domineering | My daughter-in-law is gentle and beautiful
99. The healing department is a boy | The morbid department is a girl
1. I am so wow.
13. Loyalty is only because you are worthy | moved | because you are persistent
14. Tears are lingering | thoughts are penetrating | injuries are spreading | memories are crushed
15. Birds of a feather flock together | birds of a feather flock together
16. People who love deeply hide their hearts and don't talk | People who miss for a long time are not in their dreams
111. Love will eventually leave a broken heart | Wait until the end, leaving only a distraction
112. Can my man watch if you want | Can my daughter-in-law hug if you want
113, and each other will always be you | Who am I? 114. Deer Half a song falls | The performance is over
117. You are the immortal sea in my heart | You are the immortal fish in my sea
118. I can't tell you enough | Who gave that injury
119? Buried alive in the depths of the house | Tired of loving the depths
12? No one is as cold as you | No one gives you warmth < Wǒ' s family is in charge of
123. Can we give a future? We must give a future.
124. Banging disco dancing waltz
125. Me. Honey, hold my right hand.
13, iron-blooded man ≡| inseparable ≡
131, meeting is fate | staying together is love
132, the rain falls all over the city, summer is not cool | Pinellia flowers are cool in the city
133, watermelon doesn't know citric acid | mango doesn't know mint is cool
134, the sky is high | The wave is like a prostitute
137, the heart beats together | the heart beats together
138, the teenager in the ancient city has gone | the girl in Liangcheng Street has not left
139, my goddess jumps and wipes! | My male god, Oh, buy karma!
14, time is about to explode | Give me bomb squad
141, 〃 Give you the wildness in your chest | 〃 Give you the tenderness in your heart
142, If you don't marry me, then I will marry you | If you don't marry me, then I will marry you
143, Tears flowing in love. | Come on, tease!
148, dynamic light waves, bam bam | flashing stars, 与与1 My mushroom is a little funny
156. Kiss your mouth | Kiss your lips
157. The period is the end of both of us | Comma is the beginning of both of us
158. Weird young man | Wonderful young man
159. If it's the first time | Sunshine smiles
169. Want to love, love and enjoy love.
164. What's the point | Love is simple
165. Treat me with long hair and waist | Can I hang myself by you?
166. Entanglement with Sansheng | Love you for Sansheng
167. Wish to win a heart | Avoid old blind date
168. I don't have to grow taller, but you will bend over | Fart, I can't stand it. Stumbling in my childhood | stumbling in my childhood
171. What's wrong with pulling and pulling in broad daylight | Lang Lang's doing what he wants to do, and you can't do what I want
172. "Love is nothing more than that. | "I want to, but so.
173. I marry you in the name of love | I marry you in the name of love
174. I love you silently | I like it silently
175. For you, I can put everything down | For you, I never regret traveling around the world
176. I have to do it myself | deceive myself
177. Your eyes are full of beauty. | The coolest is the heart!
179, Meng Queen's canvas shoes travel all over the world | Cold King's expensive leather boots travel all over the world
18, small protection and fire fighting | 溼淾瀨
181, you can't vilify the person I love | You can't change the person I want
182, Time Deep Lane | Harbor. Seawater is no saltier than tears | Lemon is no sadder than sadness
186. In the past, it was as glued as paint | Today's life is different
187. My heart doesn't hurt | It turns into frost in midsummer
188. Take care of your face, Mr. | Miss shameless |
189. | Ԏ A secret that belongs only to us.
192. Juvenile in Mengjie, Alley of Ancient City | Girl in Cat Street, Alley of Liangcheng
193. The cat forgot the fishtail yarn | The fish forgot the old scar
194. She said that she loved me, and I believed | He said that he loved me, and I believed | The patient baby missed you | The patient pig loved you
Only sad
198, don't make trouble when there are many people | No, I want to hug
199, your lies can't fool me | Your perfunctory can't drive me away
2, marry you ↘ I am happy | marry you ↘ I am willing to
21, forgive me for being cold and heartless and being a rotten person | Forgive me for being a bloody person. Coincides with Peach Blossom Forest
24, Beihai Love Letter | Nancheng Love Story
25, Loneliness Falling | Looking at Money
26, Weird coffee walks when it meets exotic flowers | Funny is better than walking and jumping
27, I am your exclusive employee | I am your exclusive boss
28, the so-called love → Don't talk about it. Jumping off a cliff and falling into the sky, I mourn for my death
21, Meng Po for a cup of Youlemei | Xiaoer for a bottle of mineral water
211, without your integrity | with your perfection
212, I can't let go of your mmm|フ after all, I can't let go of your NNN < ヾ𞢮〃メヾ𞢮㉱メメ
217, Mr. depressed | Miss tangled
218, I didn't fall in love with you before the holiday | If I still love you at this moment |
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