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"My father was so angry that he squeezed a sentence through his teeth:' You still have such selfishness!' "

Because my son heard the word "bamboo pole" as "pig liver", he misread the word "near sound". Later, I scolded my father: "Where is the ear?" I thought my father asked where the pig's ear was hidden, so I made a joke.

Story content: Once upon a time, a father told his son to go to the market to buy bamboo poles. My son went to the market, bought some pig livers, and secretly bought two cooked pig ears with extra money for his own enjoyment. Back home, the son hid the pig's ears in his pocket and gave the pig's liver to his father.

As soon as the father saw that his son had misheard and bought something wrong, his lungs exploded, so he asked his son, "Where are your ears?" My son was shocked. How did you know I bought pig ears? I had to take out the pig's ear and give it to my father and say, "Here's the ear." Father was so angry that he squeezed a sentence through his teeth: "You still have such selfishness!"

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Homophonic near words refer to a group of words with the same or similar pronunciation. Because there are many homonyms, the phenomenon of using other words is also common.

recognition of common sounds

1. "Burst" and "Burst"

The sounds of "Bao" and "Bao" are similar in form but different in meaning.

"Bao" is a knowing word, which means holding rice in the sun with both hands at sunrise. Its original meaning means sun-drying. After this meaning, it is written as "exposure", which means appearance (such as "exposure"), suddenness or suddenness (such as "rainstorm, sudden illness, rage and riot") and cruelty (such as "brutality, tyranny and brutality"

"Bang" is a pictophonetic character, with fire beside it. The original meaning means that the fire bursts and breaks, and the extension means that it bursts suddenly (such as "tire burst, volcanic eruption, blasting").

"Outbreak" and "Outbreak" both have the meaning of "sudden attack", but the emphasis and scope of application are not exactly the same: "Outbreak" focuses on suddenness and is mostly used for floods, diseases, wealth, etc., such as "flash floods and nouveau riche"; "Outbreak" focuses on violence, which is often used in volcanoes and major events, such as "volcanic eruption and explosive force".

2. "must" and "necessary"

The sounds of "must" and "need" are the same, but their meanings are different. The original meaning of "Xu" refers to the beard, and the common meaning refers to "must", and adverbs are often used (such as "need, need, need, need to know, need to take measures"). The original meaning of "need" refers to stopping and waiting in the rain, and the common meaning refers to "need", which is not only used now, but can only be formed into a compound word or fixed phrases, showing the usage of verbs (such as "need, necessity, demand, and each needs").

"must" is an adverb, focusing on "must". If you don't do this, you can only use it as an adverbial before verbs or adjectives, such as "you must attend and come early". "Necessary" is a verb, which focuses on "must have". It can't be done without this kind of thing. It can be used as an attribute, predicate and object before noun words, and is generally not used as an adverbial, such as "essential medicine, sunshine and water necessary for plant growth, and these daily necessities are all necessary for daily life", and it can also form words such as "necessities and essential elements".