Who can tell me some basketball jokes?

When school started, our dormitory decided to buy a basketball collectively. Let's discuss it. Let's go to the shops and supermarkets near our home to inquire about the price, shop around and weigh before buying. Yesterday, Xiao Yao and I came to the sporting goods store near her home. Seeing someone selling basketball, we went forward to ask.

"150 yuan, it's too expensive!" We shook our heads. The salesman quickly said, "I can give you a discount if you buy it collectively." Xiaoyao was overjoyed: "Of course we bought it collectively!" "How many?" The salesman was so happy that he grabbed the list and started. Xiaoyao pushed the black-rimmed glasses and said seriously, "We six people will buy one collectively!" "

Basketball game

The father held his five-year-old son in his lap and watched the basketball game with rapt attention.

Listen, kid.

When the athlete desperately grabbed the ball, he asked, "Dad, basketball must be very expensive, right?"

Dad was surprised and said, "Honey, what makes you think so?"

The child said, "If it's not expensive, why don't they each buy one?"

Impression of basketball game

The Ministry held a welcome basketball team competition for men and women. When playing basketball, the girls always huddle together.

The team grabbed the ball and shot one shot, two shots ... five shots were fired, but they couldn't get in. After the game, the teacher

Express your impression: "You girls play basketball, football (crowded together) and football."

Football scores (all with only one goal and two goals). "