100000 cold jokes and 2 big movie seeds

The young couple are watching a movie in the cinema, with the front row facing them. They are a middle-aged bald man.

Daughter-in-law said to her husband: Do you love me or not?

Husband: Love!

The daughter-in-law whispered, then touch his bald head.

Husband grinned bitterly. ......

Daughter-in-law: That's not love me!

Helpless, the husband reached out and touched the bald head of the middle-aged man in the front row, and the middle-aged man turned back. ......

Husband: Lao Zhang? Lao Zhang ... mistook me for someone else. I'm sorry!

Middle-aged people have nothing to say, so let's go back to the movies.

Wife: Do you love me?

Husband: Love! You are the only one in my heart. ......

Daughter-in-law: Then touch him again.

Husband is sweating ... with a wry smile. ......

Daughter-in-law: That's not love me! Said as if to leave. ......

The husband took his daughter-in-law: Go, go, reach out and touch the middle-aged man in the front row. The middle-aged man turned back angrily. ......

Husband: No, you are Lao Zhang. Don't pretend you don't know me. I'm sorry

The middle-aged man took one look at her husband and left.

The young couple laughed. .....