Funny, humorous, graceful date, saying sentences

Funny and humorous dating without losing grace (Part 1)

1. You are like the dividing line of the summer solstice, which is the longest day in my life.

2. Shan Ye is a thousand miles away. You are the romance I met in the world.

3. I am really cruel and simple, thinking about how to harm people all the time.

4. No matter who you meet, you must arrive before the appointed time.

5. at the age of 26, I like to bump into the right one this time.

6. You are no longer the person in my heart. The pain of love has ruined you beyond recognition.

7. I am lucky to fall in love with you.

8. Why do you want to say that flowers bloom and fall on the other side? He accompanied me to see the flowers bloom, and it was me who finally fell.

9. If I were you, a family meal would heal.

1. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig-it is Bajie!

11. He said that she was not as beautiful as the first time he met you.

12. Love period!

13. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Have another bottle!

14. I feel that your back is beautiful. Would you like to make friends with you?

15. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by yourself.

16. Dating on Chinese Valentine's Day, I drive a Porsche, you take the seat cushion, and have a go-and-go go on road trip. I ask you out, you take the money, and it's limited to one person. I can't pedal if there are too many people.

17. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I once bought it as a poor dog, but now I think it is ugly. Funny and humorous dating without losing grace (Part II)

18. I miss your company, romance and warmth.

19. It's good that you are fat. Come to the place where I love you again.

2. I was held by my hand this year.

21. I'm in a bad mood and need to get drunk ... ask for a date!

22. The left head is flour, and the right head is water. When you think about a problem, your head is covered with paste.

23. once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, it was not enough to get together and break up.

24. Let it be, and there will be plenty of time for you.

25. Romantic days.

26. Other people's faces are fated by seven points, three points by dressing up, and your face is fated by one point and nine points by filters.

27. On the day I met you, cherry blossoms were in full bloom in Nanshan.

28. Whenever I date Xiansen during the winter vacation, there is always a mistress named winter vacation homework.

29. The six In the snow in Yangzhou are full of love.

3. You are the star at hand. When you smile, I think of being with my children.

31. I really don't want to despise you with my toes, but you made me do it.

32. There is no * * * enjoyment, so you can only be mine.

33. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

34. Many people come and go, which is not worth mentioning. Only you are different, so there is no need to decorate. Funny, humorous and graceful dating, talk about sentences (Part III)

35. What do you mean, never die? It's about being pissed off 1 thousand times a day, but still not quitting.

36. Sometimes I like listening to songs, not because the songs sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

37. I want to be an elf, sneak into your soul, listen to your heartbeat, your breath, feel your thoughts and your wishes, so that I can understand your heart and know how to love you.

38. Love you very much, love you super much and love you invincible.

39. It's strange that you suck in so much courage, but all you spit out is a sigh.

4. I'm not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me?

41. You are the white moon tip on the top of Qingyun Mountain and the plum blossom crumbs in the snow. It is the drizzle that breaks the window and looks into the dusty eyes.

42. What I want most is to grow old forever. Has been tightly held in the palm of your hand.

43. Women are tolerant for those who like themselves, while men are poor for those who like themselves.

44. It's bad luck not to laugh, but it's big to smile.

45.*** Have a good time.

46. Your name is not long, but it runs through your heart.

47. There was no sea in this world, just because every time I miss you, God drops a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

48. Since then, no one has told me about you, and no one knows how much I want to hear about you.

49. years are quiet, and you are just right.

5. People who live in their hearts now will live at home in the future. Copywriting sharing of refusing others' confession without losing manners

Copywriting of refusing others' confession without losing manners

1. Reasons for refusal: April Fool's Day is wide open. Besides, today is not April Fool's Day.

2. Reasons for refusal: What do you like about me? Can't I change it? This can't be because male: I like you, but you don't like me, so change it.

3. You are not my type of person. No matter how long you pursue me, I probably won't be moved. You should find someone who loves you and loves you.

4. I was lucky enough to fascinate my husband, but I regret not being moved.

5. But I will remember your gentleness. (lover! It's no use just being gentle, you need Qian Qian)

6. Love can't be forced. I have my own things to do. Forgive me for not agreeing to accompany you.

7. Everyone says so, and I'm used to it.

8. Er … I have someone I like.

9. most tactfully: sorry, I'm not the cup of tea you want!

1. We should give each other a little buffer time. (I'll give you time to get out of here, or I'll turn my face if I don't leave)

11. Sorry, I don't want to fall in love now.

12. I don't like being together and regret it. What should I do?

13. Before I met you, I thought I was not Yan Kong. After I met you, everything changed.

14. The most ridiculous and shocking thing is that you want to associate with me? Oh, then I'll ask my husband's opinion first!

15. The most euphemistic: You are a good person, and you will find something better.

16. I am a bad boy, and you are a good girl

17. I just turned down another one yesterday, saying that I made up with my boyfriend.

18. I have a crush.

19. I've decided long ago that I won't associate with anyone.

2. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, are you kidding? I have someone I like, don't you know? Politely and gracefully refusing to be confessed by others

21. Sorry, I'm married!

22. Our ID numbers are different, so it is not suitable.

23. Don't mention a friend who hasn't met a lover.

24. Reasons for refusal: You go, I don't want you.

25. I keep my time in my hand, and I will be humble in every entanglement, refuse the shouting that conflicts with you, and promise not to give you a lonely place to turn around and be quiet. I hope that my sincerity in spring can be exchanged for your warm reply.

26. If you seduce me like this, I will have more than one man.

27. Sorry, I can't accept your gender.

28. If only we had known each other earlier. (Maybe you will wake up earlier)

29. Reasons for refusal: What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

3. I don't want to think about love now. Our main task now is to study.

31. I'm sorry, I just want to live a plain life. You look too exciting.

32. There's nothing special about my type.

33. I'm the pearl of Jun, the ruler of Xie Jun. Give you a wise sword, and hope you can cut your lovesickness.

34. "I can't ... but I can still call you when my computer is broken, right?"

35. My mother told me not to harm others.

36. I don't want to do anything even for my friends in the future.

37. I have always regarded you as my brother.

38. Can you go to Thailand first and then to Korea?

39. it's not that I don't know anything. I see everything you do in my eyes and keep it in my heart. I feel your sincerity, thank you for your sincerity. Thank you for your respect and favor. You are very kind, but I can't accept it, and my feelings can't be forced.

4. Your gentleness is more suitable for the right girl. Humorous sentences that couples will say when dating

humorous sentences that couples will say when dating

1. I am really cruel and simple, thinking about how to harm people all the time.

2. Girls who go out for more than two hours are not called make-up, but called easy dressing.

3. on valentine's day, I don't want a gift, I just want the person I love, safe and sound!

4. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly can't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Have another bottle!

5. I like simple things, pure and transparent; I like complicated things, twists and turns. I like you.

6. Give you my whole life and waste my time with you.

7. I won't watch you jump into the fire pit with my eyes open. I'll close my eyes.

8. don't be afraid of thousands of miles, don't be afraid of years, and stick to your original heart.

9. I hope you will always be my armor, whether you are stable or drifting, and I will feel at ease when you are here.

1. People who live in their hearts now will also live at home in the future.

11. years are quiet, and you are just right.

12. People say that music can penetrate people's hearts and open their hearts. I hope you will stop being sad and be happy. When I was most lonely and helpless. Your music has given me a special peace, and your concern has calmed my heart a lot.

13. Let's date, with me, the man who follows him. I want to sleep in your arms, with pigtails and a beard. I was 2 years old. I also want to see your face clearly, even though you are just a little girl with glasses. That game, we will all lose, and we will completely lose to time. And the first time I was refused a date, I felt very uncomfortable.

14. Together with the stars, you tender all the dreams of the world and me.

15. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly and I'm cute.

16. Distance is frightening, because you don't know whether he is thinking of you or forgetting you.

17. There is a thick night in your eyes, and the full moon hangs in my heart, which makes me miss the day and the night unforgettable. I want to give you everything, but I have nothing. I am willing to give up everything for you, but I have nothing to give up.

19. I miss you, I love you, hahahaha, I will take care of you all my life.

2. As always.

21. You are at a wonderful stage in your life. There are many wonderful stages that will come to you, but they are not easy to get. You have to pay the price and experience risks.

22. I like you for a long time. Be my girlfriend.

23. I can't evaluate it objectively. I love him subjectively.

24. An ugly person like you will never get married! Then date with me!

25. I'm not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me?

26. quips are prey, and prevarication is love.

27. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

28. Some memories of the past have drifted away long ago, and now there is only myself, only now.

29. Women are tolerant to those who please themselves, while men are poor to those who please themselves.

3. I miss your company, romance and warmth.

31. Love period!

32. The world is a mess, but only you are clean, and you can be the sun and moon hanging in my heart.

33. There is no money in my wallet. What's the matter? There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork!

34. Those who are interested leave a phone number, and they are heartless: if you ask for a date on the egg festival, you will not be tired; Beg to take off the order! Sometimes. Humorous sentences that couples will say on a date III

35. Make life heavy! And slowly accumulate. Keep reading: I want to date on the Egg Festival, so that my life can show elegance everywhere all the time, and I keep writing … so that my moral level can be improved. Earnestly and diligently interpret the virtues, and leave your phone number if you are interested!

36. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.

37. I hope that after the new year, the old man who will be with me will still be you. You are still willing to hold me in your arms, just like this moment, and you don't dislike it.

38. Sometimes I like to listen to songs, not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

39. Overhaul, ask for a date, ask for a take-away, and ask for an orgasm: we have gradually learned to forbear, and be bad! That's what people do. I'm happy for a while ... but I don't feel sad: I feel better. Pain for a while! In cold and warm self-knowledge.

4. On the way out, the bell rings all the time, and I hear your most gentle reminder.

41. It takes courage and luck to love someone.

surprises in ordinary life at the age of 42.24.

43. The most beautiful love words in the world are not that I love you, but that I want to have a home with you.

44. Two days later, my lover asks for a date, giving you girls a chance. If you don't have a boyfriend, come to me quickly!

45. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I once bought it as a poor dog, but now I think it is ugly.

46. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and my lover who will hold hands for the rest of my life.

47. I'm dark, and I always want to give you some sunshine.

48. Everything in the world is you, the warm wind by the lake is you, the catkins are floating, and countless thoughts are you.

49. On the day I met you, cherry blossoms were in full bloom in Nanshan.

5. Come on, drag it out to eat 25 loaves of bread, and don't drink water. Tell a sentence with humor

Tell a sentence with humor

1. Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

2, put away your love, I'm tired of playing fake.

3. Play is fun, make trouble, and you'll never get it.

4. Prices are rising too fast, so I always pay in advance when I eat in restaurants.

5. My heart is not the bus, so you can sit down if there is a vacant seat.

6. Fortunately, I am a fat man. When I am sad,