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1, I am good-looking, thanks to my parents for giving me a mouthful of nonsense.

2. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

3. I knew to scare people with my face at a young age.

4. Don't talk about those sand sculptures in the future. That doesn't suit me. I am a self-disciplined princess, and my life is only eating, sleeping and studying.

Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

6, the same laziness, but the giant panda and the pig are completely different. After all, this is a world of looking at faces.

7. I finally understand a truth: people who are ugly should read more books. No wonder everyone says I'm not the first thing to look at.

8, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

9. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like death.

10, some people say that I am cute, which is really funny! I am beautiful, kind, gentle, lovely, considerate, careful, intelligent, humorous, charming, funny and virtuous. Did you just call me cute?

1 1, I should let you know that I love you.