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How do I answer my daughter’s sexual problems?
There is a daughter in my family who has grown up before the age of four. My wife said that she likes to lift the quilt at night and catches cold easily, so she always lets her sleep in the same bed as us. When Yueyue was five years old, our family moved to a new house of more than 90 square meters, and our daughter and we finally lived in separate rooms. But before going to bed at night, Yueyue always likes to come to our room to act coquettishly and refuses to leave for a long time. Sometimes when there is thunder or dreaming in the middle of the night, she will use the name of "scare" and insist on running over to talk to her. We sleep together. Once, when my wife and I were about to be intimate, Yueyue suddenly pushed open the door and walked in. We were so embarrassed when we faced a sudden danger! Afterwards, my wife said anxiously: "Now I've made a big fool of myself, and I blame you for not closing the door tightly!" But I didn't care: "Stop making a fuss, she is so young, what does she know?" ?" Unexpectedly, one night after this, Yueyue would stay on our bed to "sleep together" again. I asked her to sleep in her own room, but she protested: "Dad is so old and mom needs to take care of him. Shame, shame, shame!" Then there was something in her words: "Just let me sleep here for one night, I just won't watch what you do, I don't know anything when I'm asleep." What she said was really disappointing. My wife and I felt a little bit in our hearts: Could it be that Yan Dian really peeked into our privacy? For this reason, my wife once again greeted me: As we grow up day by day, we must be more vigilant about "that aspect". Don’t let your daughter be “polluted” by her vision or sense of smell. The Birth of the Doll Unexpectedly, the clever Yueyue has keen observation and strong curiosity about men and women, making us unable to guard against it. On the weekend, guests came to the house and everyone played mahjong on the mahjong table. Yueyue was unhappy because there was no one to play with her, so she came to stir up trouble. If you didn't let her stir up trouble, she would come up with a condition for peace talks: You must tell me what I know. We said, okay, what's the matter? Yueyue tilted her head and thought about it, and the question came up: "Where did I come from?" I quickly answered: "I was born from my mother's belly. My father and Yueyue You've said it several times, right?" Yueyue was basically satisfied with this answer. Then he asked: "Then... everyone has a father and a mother. The baby is born from the mother's belly. What did the evil father do?" The wife replied: "Dad put the seeds in the mother's belly. The seeds It gradually grows up in the mother's belly and is born as a baby. After saying that, he patted Yueyue on the head: "Okay, Yueyue will go by herself. Mom and dad want to play mahjong with their uncle and aunt." Yueyue nodded and asked again: "The last question, how did you put that seed in?" After drinking the question, everyone looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. No one could answer this very tricky question. . I suddenly remembered a famous saying by Ning: A question asked by a fool cannot be answered by ten smart people. During the Spring Festival, my wife invited her high school classmate Xiao Liu to visit her home. The pretty and gentle Xiao Liu soon became very familiar with each other. At noon, while everyone was chatting, Yueyue suddenly asked: "Aunt Liu, why did you drag daddy to have a beard on his mouth? Mom, I, and you don't. How long is it?" Xiao Liu said with a smile: "That's because your father is a boy and we are all girls. "Oh, don't girls grow long?" Yueyue said thoughtfully. "Then...then why doesn't dad just grow a beard on his mouth?" This question makes us feel a bit "monk Zhang Er". "Not as good as the head." Yueyue took a mouthful of rice and cleared up the adults' doubts: "A few nights ago, I woke up and went to the bathroom to ask. My father was taking a bath. I seemed to see a growth on my father's sparrow. So many beards!" It was such a shocking statement that the adults present were paralyzed. My wife immediately slapped Yueyue and said, "You little girl, why are you farting so randomly!" Yueyue cried and argued: " I didn’t fart randomly, I didn’t fart randomly! Dad’s cock is covered with a long penis and a lot of beard. If you don’t believe me, let Aunt Liu see it..." She made such a big fool of herself that she, my wife, and Xiao Liu all It turned into a big red face. It was so developed that even the songs taught in kindergarten were so cute. It is inevitable for children to have precocious sexual psychology. They have a strong desire for knowledge about sex. If you are a parent in this regard, It seems that keeping secrets is not going to work. We should face the reality and seriously consider how to provide targeted early education for our children. So, at an appropriate opportunity a few days later, my wife said to Yueyue: " What you said that day was so embarrassing. As you grow older, don't say such embarrassing things again.
"Yueyue asked why, and the wife said: "Because when people grow up, men and women have different secrets. You shouldn't peek into your father's secret and tell Aunt Liu. "Yueyue nodded in understanding. But the problem with her mother's sanitary napkins soon came again. One day Yueyue dug out a few colorful paper bags in his wife's drawer, took them to his wife who was busy in the kitchen, and asked "Mom, what is this?" When the wife saw it, she exclaimed: "Oh! You little naughty kid, why did you find this thing? Come on, give it to me." "With that said, she went to grab the paper bag in Yueyue's hand. Seeing her mother making a fuss, Yueyue's curiosity increased and she pouted: "I won't give it to you. You tell me what it is, and I'll give it to you. My wife wanted to go forward and grab it, but she kept walking around the room, saying, "I won't give it to you, I won't give it to you!" Seeing this, I quickly intervened as a "family peacekeeping force" and said to my wife: "If Yueyue asks you, just tell her, it's not a big deal. Then the wife told the truth: "This is a sanitary napkin." Yueyue gained strength and immediately asked, "What are sanitary napkins used for?" Thinking that it would be troublesome to explain, my wife said smoothly: "Don't worry about this, you will know when you grow up. Come on, clean up the sanitary napkin quickly." Return the napkin to me." Yueyue's big eyes bulged, she hid the sanitary napkin behind her back and said, "It will take many years for me to grow up. I want to know now." The wife sighed, as if she was being questioned. The suspect, who had no way to get through, reluctantly confessed: "Sanitary napkins... are used by girls to put under their underwear to prevent bacteria from getting into their butts." I hurriedly added: "But it takes a big girl to do it. "Use it, the little girl doesn't need to use it." Yueyue's thirst for knowledge was finally satisfied and she returned the sanitary napkin to her mother. I said to my wife: "Yueyue is not a messy child, she is just curious. Don't you think it's okay?" My wife disagreed: "There are so many things that make people curious, do they have to satisfy her right to know?" ?Be careful, she is not done with us." This was indeed what my wife said. At noon the next day, my wife and I came home after shopping. When we entered the house, we found that Yueyue's buttocks were sticking out when she walked. As soon as she saw us coming back, she hurriedly went into the back room. I asked my wife: "Did you meet Yueyue somewhere? Why does she walk a little pouting?" My wife went to the back room to check Yueyue and was immediately dumbfounded. The little girl was making a fool of herself again: she took her mother's sanitary napkin. A piece of it was inserted into her panties! When my wife tried to take it out, she refused to do it, twisted left and right, and kept shouting: "I want it, I want it." I want my butt to be clean, I want to grow up to be a big girl right away, and then become Super Girl..." Facing Yueyue's stubbornness, I winked at my wife, and temporarily let her go her own way, and made a fool of herself. Say it again. I said to my wife: "I find that the more you don't let her know about anything a child is curious about, the more she wants to know it. If you tell her frankly, she won't be surprised anymore." My wife sighed: "Well, our generation "Man, there are many girls who don't know what menstruation is like when they are 17 years old. She wants to know everything before she is seven years old." I said, "She should know it sooner or later, since she has this thirst for knowledge." ’, let’s do some early education that takes advantage of the situation.” So, in the evening, I chatted with Yueyue and told her that girls will menstruate when they grow up, and they will bleed for a few days, in order to prevent the blood from staining their pants. and prevent bacterial infection, so use sanitary napkins. But the little girl has no use for sanitary napkins. The kindergarten aunt will probably laugh at her if she finds out. Finally, I specially told Yueyue that although using sanitary napkins indicates that the girl has grown up, whether the girl grows up quickly or slowly has nothing to do with whether she uses sanitary napkins or not. Yueyue grinned when she heard this, her face turned red and she looked quite embarrassed. She whispered in my ear: "Dad, please don't tell the kindergarten teacher about me." After a while, she quietly threw the sanitary napkin into the trash can. This is Yueyue, my cute little daughter.
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