Funny questions in American Chinese Test Band 10

Customer service lady: Xiao Ming, which level do you want? Xiaoming: How many grades do you have? Customer service lady: first class, first class, second class, and so on. Second class should wait a little longer. Xiao Ming: Let me see. Wait a minute. Customer service lady: Don't wait. It's no use waiting. Xiao Ming: No, that's all.

How many seats did Xiaoming finally buy?

A special class, B first class, C second class, D, E, F, G, H, etc.

"Sweaters are on sale, each piece 10 yuan, all of them are 10 yuan, all ten yuan!" Q: "What is 10 yuan?" A, chess pieces; B, everything; C, all; D. sweaters

This is the eighth level:

Leader: What do you mean? Xiaoming: Nothing interesting. Meaning meaning. Leader: You are not interesting enough. Xiaoming: Nothing, nothing. Leader: You are really interesting. Xiaoming: Actually, there is no other meaning. Leader: I'm sorry. Xiaoming: Sorry. Q: What do the above "meanings" mean?

Band 6 Listening for Chinese Majors:

One: Recording: Xiao Fang: "Your elder sister, I haven't menstruated this month, so I'm worried about my elder sister. It is simply a lie! " Q: Who is in a hurry in the article? A. Xiao Fang, her sister B. Xiao Fang, her mother C. Xiao Fang, her sister D. Xiao Fang, her father E. Xiao Fang and her aunt F. Xiao Fang. G. Xiao Fang's boyfriend Xiao Ming

Two: recording: Xiao Fang: "Xiao Ming, you ... give me the book back quickly." "Oh, damn, I forgot about this."

Ask who has Xiao Fang's book now, Xiao Fang B Xiaoming C Xiaoming's mother D Xiaoming's grandmother.

Band 8 Listening for Chinese Majors:

One: Recording: "Xiao Ming, thank you for your red and blue glasses." "It's too noisy ~"-Q: What's Xiaoming's surname? A red b yellow c blue

Recording: "Xiaoming, shall we play basketball together?" "Well, I, I won't go, I have to write a novel ..."-Q: How tall is Xiaoming? A is 2.26 meters, and B is 1.42 meters.

O (∩ _ ∩) O is expected.