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During Thanksgiving, a gentleman came to the church dejected and lifeless and sat in front of the priest. He complained to the priest, "It is said that I should express my gratitude to God on Thanksgiving Day. Now I have nothing, I have been unemployed for half a year, and I have been looking for a job 10 many times, and no one has used me. I have nothing to thank! " The priest asked him, "Do you really have nothing? God is kind, and God still loves you, don't you think? Ok, I'll tell you what, I'll give you a piece of paper and a pen, and you can record all my questions and answers, ok? "

1: The priest asked him, "Do you have a wife?"

He replied, "I have a wife. She won't leave me because of my difficulties. She still loves me. In contrast, my embarrassment is deeper. "

2. The priest asked him, "Do you have any children?"

He replied, "I have children, five lovely children." Although I can't let them eat the best and get the best education, the children live up to expectations. "

The priest asked him, "Do you have a good appetite?"

He replied, "Oh, I have an excellent appetite. Because there is not much money, I can't satisfy my appetite to the maximum extent. I often only eat 70% full. "

The priest asked him, "Did you sleep well?"

He replied, "Sleep? Hehe, I slept well. I fell asleep as soon as I touched the pillow. "

The priest asked him, "Do you have any friends?"

He replied, "I have friends who help me from time to time because I am unemployed!" " I can't repay them. "

6. The priest asked him, "How is your eyesight?"

He replied, "My eyesight is very good. I can clearly see objects in the distance. "

So his paper recorded six items: 1 I have a good wife, 2 I have five good children, 3 I have a good appetite, 4 I sleep well, 5 I have good friends, and 6 I have good eyesight.

The priest heard him read six articles more than once and said, "Congratulations! Thank our God, how he blesses you and blesses you! Remember to be grateful when you go home! "

When he got home, he pondered the conversation and looked in the long-lost mirror: "Oh, how messy and depressed I am! The hair is as hard as a sweeper, and the clothes are a little dirty ... "

Later, with the heart of thanking God, his spirit was uplifted and he found a good job.

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Be grateful

Fallen leaves hover in the air, composing a movement of gratitude, which is the gratitude of the tree to the earth that nourishes it; Baiyun floats in the blue sky, drawing pictures of people, which is Baiyun's gratitude to the blue sky that raised it. Because of gratitude, there will be this colorful society, and because of gratitude, there will be sincere friendship. Because of gratitude, we understand the true meaning of life-inscription.

From the baby's "wow" fall to feeding him to grow up, how much effort and sweat the parents spent and how many days and nights they knitted; From elementary school to junior high school, even to university, how many teachers have worked hard for him, silently dedicated light and heat, burning themselves and illuminating others.

Gratitude is from the heart. As the saying goes, "the grace of dripping water is rewarded by the spring." What's more, parents, relatives and friends pay you not only a drop of water, but a piece of Wang Yang sea. Whether you give your parents a cup of warm tea after they are tired, or give them a card on their birthday, or give them some greetings and comfort when they are lost, they often pour their efforts and energy into us. How can we remember their birthdays, understand their fatigue, and whether we are aware of the wisps of silver and wrinkles? Gratitude requires you to feel and return with your heart.

Gratitude is respect. As a famous scientist, Madame Curie won the Nobel Prize twice, but she met her primary school teacher at the meeting and thanked her with a bunch of flowers. The great man Mao Zedong also expressed his deep gratitude to his teacher during the festival. Great men since ancient times have a grateful heart. Gratitude does not need to be earth-shattering, just a greeting, a call and a touch of emotion from you.

Gratitude is meaningful. Love makes the world go round. Parents' efforts are far higher than mountains and deeper than the sea, but as us, we only know how to ask for food and clothes. It seems that there is another isolation zone, which makes us selfish, forgetting the parents' efforts and the sound of happiness. Learning to appreciate others is a kind of conscience and filial piety, because only in this way can there be harmony, happiness and mutual respect.

With a grateful heart, look at the society, parents and relatives, and you will find how happy you are. Let go of your mind and let the drizzle wash away the pollution in your heart. Learn to be grateful, because it will make the world better and life more fulfilling.

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Learn to be grateful

Dear students, our life is always full of sunshine. In the clear sky of Wan Li, which ray of sunshine is the most dazzling? Some people say it's excellent academic performance, others say it's helping others ... and I think the brightest sunshine on our life road should belong to gratitude, to everyone who helps us grow up. Yes, learning to be grateful is a feeling, and learning to be grateful is a feeling.

Two years ago, I got a serious illness. My parents ran around behind my back, seeking medical treatment everywhere. From their anxious expressions and careful care, I deeply realized my parents' heartfelt love for me. One day, my father took me to the hospital by bike. After I took the bus, I found my father riding slowly. For several months, my father was so tired that my illness exhausted him physically and mentally. I accidentally found some white hairs on my father's head. Ah, dad has changed. He is getting old. I saw the vicissitudes of years, the hardships of life and the traces of my father's efforts for me in him. Ah, dad hasn't changed, and the mountain-like fatherly love hasn't changed. I can still feel his warmth and love.

It was the night I was in the hospital. It's very cold and it's snowing heavily outside. Dad came to bring me dinner after work, but I want to eat jiaozi. Without saying anything, he put down his home cooking and braved the cold wind and snow to go out and buy me jiaozi. It's getting dark, the wind is getting stronger and the snow is getting heavier. At this time, the snowman-like father said, "You are hungry!" " "Looking at my father's kind face and touching his hand, I was moved to tears." Dad, dad ... "I kept repeating in my mind," You are really my good father! "Winter is very cold, and everything my father does is like sunshine, which warms my sick body; Like a warm current, it melts into my sad heart; My father's concern supported my belief in overcoming the disease. After more than a month of treatment, I recovered and was discharged from the hospital.

I will never forget my parents' love, care and care for me. What can I do for them? I often ask myself this question. Even if I hang my shoulders for them, wash the dishes, sing them a song, go shopping and walk with them, I will feel comforted. Learning to be grateful and repay kindness, I seem to grow up at once: I study hard and don't let them worry about me; I struggled to wash dishes and pick vegetables so that they could have a rest; I often hum a ditty to make my family laugh ... I try my best to leave the most unforgettable time for my parents, make them happy and make them proud.

I love my parents, and children all over the world love their parents. Let's say to our parents, "We love you!" Let's act together, repay the kindness and learn to be grateful. Winter is no longer cold, the night is no longer long, and happiness is always with you and me.

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A true story of gratitude A boy living in poverty sells goods door to door in order to save his tuition. His promotion activities didn't go well. At night, he was exhausted, hungry and gave up everything in despair.

In desperation, he knocked on a door, hoping that the host would give him a glass of water. The door was opened by a beautiful young woman. She smiled and handed him a cup of thick hot milk. The boy drank it with tears in his eyes and regained the courage to live. Many years later, he became a famous surgeon.

One day, a seriously ill woman was transferred to the hospital where a famous surgeon was located. The doctor successfully operated on the woman and saved her life. Inadvertently, the doctor found that the woman was the young woman who gave him the cup of hot milk when he was hungry and cold many years ago! He decided to do something for her quietly.

When the woman who has been worried about the expensive operation went through the discharge formalities, she saw the following seven words on the operation fee list: operation fee: a glass of milk. Beautiful young women in the past could not understand those words. She no longer remembers the boy and the cup of hot milk. However, what does it matter?

In fact, there are still some similarities in this world.

Those who are unmoved by this story, those who have not reflected, must have temporarily lost something very important in their emotional world, or lost some of the most precious things forever! This story about gratitude reminds those who are rarely moved, no longer moved, and have completely mistaken the object of moving: