English jokes with Chinese excerpts?

The main purpose of jokes in the pre-Qin period was to make sense, the purpose of jokes in the Han dynasty was to pay equal attention to entertainment and reason, and the main purpose of jokes in the Wei and Jin dynasties was to entertain. The following is a short English joke in Chinese. Welcome to read it!

Bad impression

My husband and I are both writers. In dinner conversation, we often tell our children about our working days. I don't know how much they absorbed, until one day I overheard my seven-year-old daughter Lucy shouting to her five-year-old sister Charlotte in frustration, "You, you ... you edit!" "

Precautions:

* * * 1 * * * impression

* * * 2 * * absorb v. absorb * * * knowledge, etc.

* * * 3 * * overheard

* * * 4 * * Frustration

Exercise:

According to the passage, judge whether the following sentences are ***T***, * * F * * *:

This lady and her husband are both journalists.

Parents try to educate their children while eating.

Lucy is the youngest of the children.

Lucy and Charlotte had a quarrel.

To Lucy, "editing" means bad people.

Have a bad impression

My husband and I are both writers. In the evening conversation, we often talk about our work with the children. Nobody knows how much they know. Until one day, I overheard my seven-year-old daughter Luxi calling her five-year-old sister in annoyance: "You, you-you edit!" "

Practice reference answer:

①F②T③F④T⑤T

English jokes with Chinese reading

Lose a pound

I said that one of my colleagues has lost weight 10 pounds. However, I can't help boasting that when I was 17 years old, 1 weighed 225 pounds, and today I weigh 224 pounds. 1 added: "It's not bad for someone my age."

A woman overheard this sentence and said, "You mean it took you so long to lose a pound?"

Precautions:

* * * 1 * * * Application * * *. Anse. * * * V. Compliment; worship

* * * 2 * * brag v. brag; boast

***3*** Tilt the balance when weighing.

Exercise:

Choose the correct answer according to the passage:

① How much has the man's colleague lost weight?

A.one pound

B.ten pounds

C.seventeen pounds

D. eleven pounds

What's the man's attitude towards his slimming workers?

A. jealous

B. irrelevant

C. appreciative

D. worried

(3) How much does the man weigh when he is 17?

A.224 lbs

B.225 lbs

C.223 lbs

D.222 lbs

(4) in the first paragraph "tilt the balance" may mean _ _ _ _.

A. consider

B.tip the scale.

C. the weight exceeds

D. Weight less than

How does this man feel about losing a pound?

A. disappointed

B. proud

C. ashamed

D. confused

Lose a pound

I praised a colleague for losing weight 10 kg. However, I still can't help boasting that I was 225 kg when I was 17, and now I am 224 kg. I also said, "This is good for a man my age."

A woman heard these words and said, "You mean it took you so long to lose weight 1 kg?"

Practice reference answer:

①B②C③B④A⑤B

English jokes and Chinese learning

Old goat in America

A group of Americans took a tour bus across the Netherlands. When they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide showed them the process of cheese making and explained that goat's milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. She explained that these were old goats, and when they stopped producing, they were released for grazing. She then asked, "What do you do with your old goat in America?"

An energetic old gentleman replied, "They let us travel by bus!"

Precautions:

* * * hillside n

***2*** Grazing v.*** means that cattle and sheep eat grass.

***3*** Send out ... Outside.

* * * 4 * * Ranch n.

* * * 5 * * spryadj。 lively

Exercise:

According to the passage, judge whether the following sentences are ***T***, * * F * * *:

This group of Americans travel by train.

They visited a cheese farm.

The young guide told them that milk was used to make cheese.

When the old goats no longer produce milk, they are put into pasture.

The old gentleman is joking.

American old sheep

A group of Americans are traveling in Holland by coach. They stopped at a cheese farm. A young guide showed them the whole process of cheese making and explained that goat milk was used.

She showed the group a beautiful hillside where many sheep were grazing. For these, she explained that the old sheep exiled from the grassland could no longer produce milk. She then asked, "What do you do with old sheep in America?"

A lively old gentleman replied, "They let us travel by car!" "

Practice reference answer:

①F②T③F④T⑤T