A chatty joke?

Electrical appliances hold a joke contest, stipulating that every electrical appliance should tell a joke, so that every audience at the scene can laugh, or they will be arrested in Aruba. The washing machine was the first one to play. As soon as his joke was finished, the audience laughed and suddenly heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold." So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the household appliances laughed. He heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold!"! Computers were also brought to Aruba. The third place is the most humorous desk lamp. The desk lamp confidently finished the joke. Everyone laughed and rolled on the ground. The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~" Just as the desk lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily and turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough. Laugh, don't open your mouth so wide. It's cold. " The tortoise and the hare raced ... The hare quickly ran to the front ... The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him: Come on, I'll carry you ... Then ... the snail climbed up ... Soon ... The tortoise saw an ant again and told him ... When the ant appeared ... He saw the snail above ... and said to him, Hello. Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast ... one day, God met three ghosts. The three ghosts said they wanted to go to heaven, but God told them that the residents in heaven were full, and there was only one place for them to tell how they died. The person who dies the worst will go to heaven. So the first ghost began to say: I used to be a cleaner and worked hard every day. One day I cleaned the glass outside the window of XX Company, 30th floor! I was almost scared to death, so I found a rope to tie myself up. Who knows, I slipped and fell at my feet. I thought I was going to die, but I just grabbed a bamboo pole. It's thirteen stories high. I'm going to climb in from someone's balcony and go downstairs. I just wanted to go in. I don't know who broke my hand, but I fell again. Fortunately, I didn't die. I fell on someone's tent. My legs are weak with fear, and I just want to get down from the tent. The second ghost said: I am a clerk, and my salary is good, but I have a heart problem, but I have a beautiful wife, just a little easy virtue. One day, I just got home and saw her disheveled and disheveled hair. I flew into a rage and immediately looked for her in the whole family to find out the adulterer, but I couldn't find her for a long time. I thought there should be no place to hide in my house. As soon as I got to the balcony, I saw a man hanging from my balcony with a bamboo pole. I thought: now you are finished. I broke her hand and the boy was lucky enough to fall into the tent and not die. He tried to climb down, so I grabbed a refrigerator and smashed it in a hurry before killing him. I laughed all the time when I saw him dead. As a result, I had a myocardial infarction and died laughing. The third ghost said: I used to be a hooligan. One day, I met a beautiful woman who took a fancy to me and took me home. Just now ... her husband came back and I thought he was dead ... fortunately, her refrigerator was big enough, so I hid in it. Later, somehow, her husband fell from the thirteenth floor and I fell to my death. ...