I want some cold jokes.

1. There is a hide-and-seek club, and the head hasn't been found yet. 2. There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking. On a hot afternoon, a match head was itchy, scratched and caught fire. Why don't you say hello to the rare steak? Because they don't know each other. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down. 6. Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. " 7. Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed through a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn! ! ! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside crying and flew away. 9. The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "I'm so stubborn when I'm fucking ripe." 10. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because: it's really like Dabai. 165438+ 12. Draw a V on two fingers. What is this? Yeah ~ ~ Hands shaking down, what is it? It's fallen leaves! 13. Hold out four fingers. What is it? Fourth, bend four fingers. What is this? Wonderful! (bend 4) 14. When a millionaire drove through a village in a limousine Lincoln, he saw two beggars pulling grass at the roadside to eat. The millionaire stopped immediately. "Why do you eat grass?" "We really have no money ..." A beggar replied. "Really, get in the car and go to my house." "I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered. "Call them." The rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home, too." "My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said. "Never mind, call them all and go!" In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home." The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. " 15. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Wolf because: Momotaro (eliminated the wolf). 16. Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. 17. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid the wolf. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you wanted. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is? "18. Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick them into the sea. 19. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Let me go! The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily, take the exam! Then people roast squid.