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The Chinese version of The Cold Wind Blows by Ramon Eminem.

Because some things don't change.

Because some things will not change after all.

It? 0? It would be better to remain unchanged.

Actually, it's better to keep it as it is.

Although your name is known all over the world.

Although the whole world knows your name.

So on the most important day, they come to see you and talk about your game.

So on the most important day, they all came to see you light the game.

Oh

oh ....

This should not be difficult to explain.

This should not be difficult to explain.

Just why are you back? You hate fame.

Why did you come back again? Because you hate fame.

Love this sport, as cold as ice.

Love this sport, as cold as ever.

Fuck them, tell them to eat something, again.

CTMD, tell them to eat shit, and now we have to go again.

So, damn it ... is it time again?

So, damn it ... this time again.

Haha, you don't look too happy to see me.

Haha, you don't look happy to see me.

Son of a bitch, isn't everyone welcoming me back at once?

CNM, since not everyone welcomes Lao Tzu back.

All right, fuck you.

All right, CNMB!

(Section 1)

You can call me balls. Just call me balls. I'm crazy.

You can call me JB and ballsac. I'm crazy.

Is michael vick in there? 0? Back off, you mongrel dog? 0? three

Michael vick bitch, get down, asshole.

Fuck you, you've never seen such a disgusting puppy.

CNM, you cowards, you've never seen such a mad dog, have you?

Fuck the sick duck, I'm on my sick mother duck.

CNM, this is a job, I got it, and blew it for me.

And my nuts. Lick them and gobble them. They're delicious.

My balls, lick them! Taste it with your ventriloquism. Isn't it delicious?

You don't think I know you're an asshole, do you?

Bitch, you fucking think I don't know you sucked a dummy's JB?

You'll get your ass kicked. Fuck your love, honey.

You'll be kicked the shit out of you, CNM's so-called bullshit love love, love love.

Yes, I laughed when I called you a slut. It was funny!

Yes, I laughed when I called you a bitch. How funny!

When I ask you to dance to the beat, fuck the lyrics.

Girl, when I scold you with this racket, jump up, CNM Cut the crap.

Anyway, you didn't listen to them. Yeah, you hit the nerve sucker

Besides, you won't pay attention to them. Yeah, your nervous mouth.

It's better to fucking make me pout.

CNM, lick my lips, too

Like elton john, because I'm just a mean blowjob.

Just like elton john, because I'm a vicious blowjob.

This is the beginning, because you didn't, which makes me angry.

The show is on, because you won't leave and you won't make me angry.

Now I'm sitting on everyone to pee.

Now I sit down and pee on everyone.

Right or wrong.

Who the fuck cares if it's right or wrong?

So, Buck Buddha, light a pipe.

Eat some leaves and light a pipe.

But next time I inspire you to write a song, look at Maria. Come on.

But next time I inspire you to write a song, look at Maria. Let's go

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm as cold as a cold wind.

Oh ... I'm as cold as a howling wind.

When it snows, the temperature is MINUS 20 degrees.

Just like when it snows, the temperature drops to MINUS 20 degrees.

Ask me why men, I just don't know, know, know, know.

Ask me why, man, I don't know ... I'm as cold as a cold wind? 0? Three times, poop-poop, poop-poop.

I'm as cold as the howling wind. ......

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

oh ...

(Section 2)

Fuck me. I'm a loose cannon, Bruce banner 0? 3 Back to the telephone booth

CNM, I'm a man who goes his own way. Bruce banner returns to the phone booth.

You are all sitting ducks, and I am the only goose standing.

You are the target of public criticism, and only I stand like a goose and teach you a lesson.

I set the world on fire, peed on it and put it out.

I set the whole world on fire, peed on it and subverted it.

Put my head in a circle, but I won't fool around with fucking bastards.

Stick my dick in that hole. I'm not fucking kidding.

I'll show you my feet and kick your ass.

I'll show you, I'll kick your bitch, B.

Until it made her sick and sounded like a fucking fart cushion.

Kick her vagina, shrink it, like a fucking mat.

Who the fuck are you pushing? You must think I'm some sissy.

Who do you think you're pushing, bitch? You must have misunderstood me.

Soft punk looking for some nookie or boosom

It's losers and punks who look for sexual opportunities and women's breasts.

Come on, motherfucker, push me.

Go, my fucking enemy forced me.

I told you not to shush me.

I told you to calm me down It's fucking impossible

Call me an idiot, because I hate idiots

Call me gay because I hate bitches.

Man's fucking sissy, G's.

Guys, CNMB bitch, now guys, let's get to work!

All your gardeners are freezing, put down your hoe (calm down! )

Your younger brothers are stunned, keep your girls, (shady, relax! )

Calm down, I can't, damn it.

Dude, relax, damn it, I can't do it.

The rapper is filling the soil. Put down the anvil.

Rapper is awesome and can play tricks.

This is a shoe that you can't fill.

None of these shoes fit you.

On that day, the world will stop turning.

When that damn day comes, the world will stop turning.

Michael J. Fox will stop.

Michael J. Fox will only stand still.

When the earthquake happened, I peed on your face.

The earthquake is coming, pee on your face.

Because you are fake, ah what the fuck, that hurts and so on!

Because you are hypocritical. What the fuck is this? It hurts, wait! !

Ah, damn it, I just got struck by lightning.

Ah, what happened? I was just struck by lightning.

Okay, then I quit. God, I give up.

Okay, I'm done. God, I gave up.

Call it evil. God forgive me for what my pen did.

What that guy did was evil. Lord, forgive what my pen has done.

This is for your sin, I purify you.

This is because of your sins, and I want to purify you.

You can repent, but I warn you, if you continue

You can repent, but I warn you, if you continue to commit crimes,

I'll send you to hell. Just then, the wind blows and I say

I will send you to hell, and the cold wind will blow. Listen to me.

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm as cold as a cold wind.

Oh ... I'm as cold as a howling wind.

When it snows, the temperature is MINUS 20 degrees.

Just like when it snows, the temperature drops to MINUS 20 degrees.

Ask me why men, I just don't know, know, know, know.

Ask me why, man, I don't know. ......

I'm as cold as a cold wind? 0? Three times, poop-poop, poop-poop.

I'm as cold as the howling wind ... third floor.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

oh ...

(Section 3)

How long will I be like this? Until the day I die.

How much longer do I have to do this? Until the day I die.

Until I hang up the phone, it's time to say to you

I should say something before I put Mike down.

Goodbye until I drop the damn bomb.

It's been a long time. It's time for me to do something fucking earth-shattering.

It's like I missed it when I walked away

Just like I miss what I have experienced.

If you don't like it, you can kiss? 0? My ass is wearing a cotton thong.

If you are unhappy, you can kick my ass with your flip-flops.

Now sing along, slut this, slut that, learn the lyrics

Now sing along, this bitch, that bitch, learn the lyrics

Oh, bitches don't like that, man. I'll be nicer to women.

Oh, bitches don't like this, man. I will be nicer to women.

When the diver drowned, the human torch began to swim.

When divers started diving, those people started swimming. = I don't understand)

Man, I am a cold soul, I roll alone.

Dude, I'm a cold soul, and I'm flying solo, so

So don't compare me with other tramps over there.

So don't compare me with their garbage.

Just like apples to oranges and peaches to plums.

Just like the comparison between apples and oranges, peaches and plums.

I am banana pus, cut off the grapes and grow a pair.

And I am a banana (that is, a madman). Kill all the false mothers and be a real man.

But I swear, you tried? 0? I, I will kill you.

But I swear, if you are going to slander me, I will let you die miserably.

I put it on everything, just like everyone uses automatic tuning.

I followed suit and played automatic tuning like everyone else.

The last thing you want to do is to make me spit out a rhyme.

The last thing you want me to do is to make me spit out a rhyme.

Said I thought of you when I wrote this letter.

And say, I'm writing, I'm thinking about you.

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm as cold as a cold wind.

Oh ... I'm as cold as a howling wind.

When it snows, the temperature is MINUS 20 degrees.

Just like when it snows, the temperature drops to MINUS 20 degrees.

Ask me why men, I just don't know, know, know, know.

Ask me why, man, I don't know. ......

I'm as cold as a cold wind? 0? Three times, poop-poop, poop-poop.

I'm as cold as the howling wind. ......

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

oh ...

(Outro)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

oh ....

I don't know, I don't know what caused it, I don't know what caused me to become like this.

I don't know, I don't know how this happened, I don't know what made me like this. Like this.

I don't know, I don't know, maybe I will stay like this until the day I die.

I don't know, I don't know, maybe until the day I die.

I don't know why I am so, I am so cold that I bang, I don't need to say it.

I don't know why I am so, so cold. I don't have to say anything.

I guess this is how you created me.

I think I owe you.