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Fourth grade composition "Honest people buy shoes"
People say, "Why not try?"
Yue: "? ng (? ng) is reliable and has no confidence."
To annotate ...
1. Zheng: The name of a small country in the Spring and Autumn Period, in Xinzheng County, Henan Province.
2. Desire: to be and want.
3. This person: ......
4. first: first.
5. Degree (duó): measurement.
6.and: a conjunction indicating commitment.
7. put it: put it on.
8. One: pronoun, instead of it, here refers to the measured size.
9. Qi: His.
10.Sit: a common word.
1 1. To: Wait.
12. One: Go ... Go.
13. Fuck: carry.
14. Already: Already.
15.Get: get; I see.
16. Footwear: shoes.
17. Yes: So, this is.
18. hold: take.
19. Degree (dù): the measured size.
20. Anti: interchangeable words, the same as "return", return.
2 1. Market strike: The market is over.
Therefore:
24. go ahead
25. Ning: I would rather.
26. None: None.
27. Confidence: Believe in yourself.
28. use: use.
Pay attention to the pronunciation of the words: lǐ side sound, the third sound.
Pronunciation: polyphony, second sound
Pronunciation n ng: n ng nasal sound, the fourth sound.
Pronunciation therefore: suì is very new, the fourth sound.
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There is a Zheng who wants to buy shoes. He measured his feet first, and then put them on the seat. When he arrived at the market, he forgot to take the measurements. He has chosen his shoes and said, "I forgot to measure them." So I went home to take measurements. When he returned to the market, the market had already dispersed, and he didn't buy shoes at last. Someone asked, "Why don't you try on the size of shoes with your feet?" He said, "I would rather trust the measured size than my own feet."
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This Zheng Guoren made a dogmatic mistake. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, which not only makes a big joke, but also makes him unable to afford shoes and become a laughing stock. In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the feet, but not on the feet. This situation may not happen, right? But there are such people. Some people talk, do things and think only from books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the book, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the book but actually exists. In this kind of person's view, only what is written in the book is truth, and what is not written is not truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.
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