Funny classical Chinese for killing pigs

1. Ceng Zi's ancient prose about killing pigs. Ceng Zi's wife's city, his son cried. His mother said, "If that woman gives it back, she will kill that woman." When his wife came back from the market, Ceng Zi wanted to catch a pig and kill it. His wife stopped him at once and said, "I'm just joking with my son." Ceng Zi said, "Babies have nothing to do with play. Babies must be wise, treat their parents and scholars, and listen to their parents' teaching. Today's son deceives him, but also teaches him to bully him. The mother deceived her son, and the son became a teacher when he didn't believe in his mother. " So Ceng Zi cooked the pig for the baby. ("Everything was done by Han Feizi. Foreign reserves say left ")

Ceng Zi's wife went to the market, and her son cried and clamored to follow. His mother said to him, "Go home first, and I'll come back later to kill the pig for you." Ceng Zi will catch pigs and kill them as soon as he comes back from the fair. She stopped saying, "It's just a joke with the children." Ceng Zi said, "Son, you can't joke with him! Children have no ability to think and judge, so they should learn from their parents and follow their correct instructions. Now you lie to him, you are teaching your child to cheat! When the mother cheated her son, the son no longer trusted her. This is not the way to achieve education. " So Ceng Zi killed the pig and gave it to the children, cook the meat.

2. Once I participated in the story of killing pigs, Ceng Zi's wife's city was written in classical Chinese, and her son cried. His mother said, "If the woman gives it back, kill it for her.

When his wife came to the market at the right time, Ceng Zi wanted to arrest him and kill him. His wife said, "I'm playing with the baby."

Ceng Zi said, "Babies are not playing with their ears. Babies must be knowledgeable, treat their parents and scholars, and listen to their parents. Today's son deceives him, but also teaches him to bully him. "The mother cheated her son, but the son didn't trust her. This is not the reason why he became a teacher. "

So Ceng Zi cooked the pig for the baby. Everything is wrong.

To annotate ...

Ruhuan: You go home.

C: I came back from the street.

One: He.

Comfortable: Just from

Bi: Pig.

Lester: However, this is just

Non-drama: different. . crack a joke

Son: You, you call each other.

And: then; as soon as...

Ceng Zi killed the pig, and Ceng Zi's wife and son cried.

His mother said, "If a woman gives back, she must turn her back and kill for her. When his wife was in the market, Ceng Zi wanted to catch and kill the fourth one. His wife stopped saying, "Playing with babies is special. ".

Ceng Zi said, "Babies are not playing with their ears. Babies must be knowledgeable, treat their parents and scholars, and listen to their parents.

Today's bullying is Loongson's bullying. A mother cheats on her son, and if he doesn't trust her, there is no need to be a teacher.

"Then the chef ⑾ also ⑾. Selected from Han Feizi's Notes on Zhuzi Integration (1954 edition) Zhonghua Book Company ① Market.

2 women return: go home. Female, same as "Ru", personal pronoun, you.

(3) Kill a woman: When I come back, I will kill a pig for you. Looking back: I came back from the street.

Reverse, pass "return", return. Bi: Read "Zhi", which means pig.

(4) (Ceng Zi wants to catch and kill) 1: Pronouns refer to pigs. My wife just came back from the market.

This is a daily - happened thing. 6 play with the baby: just joking with the child.

Te … er: but that's all. But, uh, just.

Ear, the same as "er", that's all. 7 don't cooperate with the drama: don't cooperate ... joking. Now you lie to him.

Son: You, you call each other. Pet-name ruby then: just.

Participate in adult education: Education is effective. ⑾ Cook them one by one: So I killed the pigs in cook the meat to eat.

[Edit this paragraph] Ceng Zi's wife went to the market, and her son followed her in tears. His mother said to him, "Go home and kill the pig for you when I come back."

Ceng Zi will catch pigs and kill them as soon as he comes back from the fair. His wife stopped him and said, "It's just a joke with the children."

Ceng Zi said: "(Wife), children can't joke with him! Children have no ability to think and judge, waiting for their parents to teach and listen to their parents' teaching. If you cheat a child today, you are teaching him to cheat others.

If the mother cheats the child, the child will not believe her. This is not the way to educate children to be gentlemen. "So (Ceng Zi) killed the pig and cooked the meat (for the children).

[Edit this paragraph] Reference story Ceng Zi's wife went to the market, and her son followed her in tears. His mother (lied to him) said, "Go back and wait for (mom) to come back and kill the pig for you."

The child believed it and ran home happily, shouting, "There is meat to eat, there is meat to eat." The child stayed at home all day, and when his mother came back, friends from the village came to visit him, but he refused.

He leaned against the wall, basking in the sun and imagining the taste of pork, not to mention how happy he was. In the evening, the child saw his mother come back from a distance. He ran forward to meet him in three steps and shouted, "mom, mom, kill the pig, I'm dying of greed."

Ceng Zi's wife said, "A pig can support our family's food for two or three months. How can you kill pigs casually? " The child cried with a wow. Ceng Zi heard it, and when he knew the truth, he didn't say anything.

Turn around and go back to the house After a while, he came out with a kitchen knife. Ceng Zi's wife was frightened, because Ceng Zi was always very strict with the children, thinking that he would teach them a lesson, and she quickly put her arms around them.

But Ceng Zi went straight to the pigsty. The wife asked inexplicably, "What are you doing in the pigsty with a kitchen knife?" Ceng Zi replied without thinking: "Kill the pig".

The wife listened to a sloped smile: "But what pig should I kill in the New Year?" Ceng Zi said seriously, "Didn't you promise your child to kill pigs for him? Since you promised, you should do it. " The wife said, "I'm just lying to the children." Why should I talk to them seriously? " Ceng Zi said: "It is more important for children to keep their promises. Otherwise, isn't it obvious that children should lie like their parents? " ? Adults don't keep their words. What qualifications do you have to educate your children in the future? "The wife bowed her head in shame after hearing this. The couple really killed the pigs for their children and gave a banquet to entertain the villagers, asking them to educate their children to set an example.

Although Ceng Zi was laughed at by some people, he educated honest and trustworthy children. The story of Ceng Zi's killing pigs has spread to this day, and his character has been admired by later generations.

Ceng Zi's classical Chinese answer killed Ceng Zi's wife in the city, and her son cried. His mother said, "When a woman gives it back, she will turn around and kill her.

When his wife met with market rebellion, Ceng Zi wanted to arrest him and kill him, but his wife stopped saying, "I'm playing with my baby."

Ceng Zi said, "Babies are not playing with their ears. Babies must be knowledgeable, treat their parents and scholars, and listen to their parents. Today's son deceives him, but also teaches him to bully him. "The mother cheated her son, but the son didn't trust her. This is not the reason why he became a teacher. " So Ceng Zi cooked the pig for the baby.

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Ceng Zi's wife went to the market, and her son cried to follow. His mother said to him, "Stay at home until I come back and kill the pig for you." As soon as Ceng Zi comes back from the fair, he will kill pigs. His wife stopped him and said, "I was just joking with the children, and you actually believed me." Ceng Zi said, "Children can't joke with him! Children have no ability to think and judge, waiting for their parents to teach and listen to their parents' teaching. If you cheat a child today, you are teaching him to cheat others. If the mother cheats the child, the child will not believe her. This is not the way to educate children to be gentlemen. " So Ceng Zi killed the pig, cooked the meat and gave it to the children.

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Humorous classical Chinese tells a new story. Xie Taifu is as cold as ice, telling the child the meaning of the paper.

Suddenly it began to snow, and Gong said cheerfully, "What is snow like?" ? "Brother Hu said," Sprinkling salt in the air can be simulated. Brother and daughter said that if catkins were not due to the wind.

"Laugh loudly. Compare the catkins in spring to the snow in winter ... If you are a girl, you have to take a nap today. If you don't leave me, fuck you, you will have no less than two or three sentences.

Anger also, people who take a nap, not only me, but also the focus. What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged. What can you do? If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students lying on the chopping board? Six out of ten people hate you. Are you okay? Its number can be seen.

Let bygones be bygones, but today's events are hateful and make me angry. Mother is sincere, and mother is not happy.

A meat thief went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to urinate in front of a toilet on the side of the road and hung the meat outside. Seeing this, the second man stole the meat.

Before he went far, A came out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen anyone take his meat from the toilet. B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How to hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Han Weiyuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games.

When he is not the king, he tries to play with the king, a senior minister. Wang laughed at the name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is similar to call it' lack of talent'. "

Hearing this, he immediately laughed at Wang's surname: "The word Wang is added to the left of the word, 呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄2157

On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was present. During the dinner, Lu Yuanming made fun of his surname and said, "The word' Xu' means not entering the people (Wei added' Yu' and' Jin')."

He immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means that" An "prints a public character as" Lu ",and then matches it with a horse as a donkey." Lu Yuanming was flushed and speechless, and the people in the room laughed their heads off.

-Old title Sui Houbai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became an official in the Tang Dynasty and often worked with people in solve riddles on the lanterns. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make empty explanations to confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. " Then he first made a riddle: "The back is as big as a house, the abdomen is as big as a pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as a cup."

Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed right. They all said, "Where is an object with a mouth as big as a cup and a back as big as a room?" There is no such thing. You must make a bet with all of us. Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is a swallow's nest. "

They burst out laughing. On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet.

During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle for entertainment. What you guess can neither be strange nor difficult to understand, nor can it be abstract and untrue.

Hou Bai replied, "There is something as big as a dog and looks like an ox. What is this? " Everyone has been speculating, some say it's roe deer, others say it's deer, but they are all denied.

Let Hou Bai tell the answer. Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf."

-The old title "Qi" by Sui Houbai asks for the name of Tianbao. In his early years, the famous secret supervisor He wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown of Wuzhong. Xuanzong Li Longji respected him very much and treated everything differently.

When He Zhangzhi left, he said goodbye to Tang Xuanzong, and his eyes were full of tears. Tang Xuanzong asked him what other requirements he had.

Zhang Zhi said: "I know that Zhang Zhang has a son who hasn't been named yet. If your majesty gives it a name, I will be honored to return to China. " Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of Tao. Blessed people have faith.

Qing's son should be called Fu. "Know chapter thank humbly.

It took me a long time to realize. I thought to myself, "The emperor is so happy with me. I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is the word' claw' followed by the word' zi'.

He named my son Fu, didn't he call my son's paw? -Gao Songyi's "Living in Groups" does not know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poems. One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel.

In the evening, he heard someone talking next door: "A song." After a while, he said, "One more song."

Ai Zi was baffled and sleepy all night. I lay down until dawn, and I heard the people in the next room say it about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs.

Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was quietly absorbed in poetry at the foot of the mountain, and he felt respect in his heart. He also liked this man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him. Early in the morning, Ai Zi got dressed and got up, adjusted her crown belt and stood at the door to meet her.

Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill. Ai Zi was disappointed, thinking: With this respect, you look like a poet. Perhaps, people can't judge people by their appearances, and they can't guess blindly.

He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has many poems." Can I see them? " The man said, "I'm a businessman and I never know what poetry is."

Has refused to come up with poetry. Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one' in the house last night, and then you said' one'. Isn't that a poem? " Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood.

Last night, my stomach was upset. Every time I have diarrhea, I can't find toilet paper at night, so I wipe it with my hands. Diarrhea lasted all night, and my hands were dyed almost six or seven times.

When I say' hand', I don't mean the first poem. "Ziyi listened, ashamed.

-The Word Game of Lao Shi's Essays on Ai Zi Su Dongpo heard that Wang's Essays on Words had just been written, so he went to the office to congratulate him and joked: "In the masterpiece, it is said that' bamboo' whips and' horses' are' Benedict'. But I still have a question: "I don't know what's so funny about whipping dogs with bamboo?" Gong Jing just laughed and asked, "Is there any evidence that the word' pigeon' is changed from' bird' to' nine'? Dongpo immediately replied, "The Book of Songs says,' The dead pigeon is in mulberry, and his son is seven'. Together with their parents, it is exactly nine. "