Complete works of interesting sentences about animals

1. The lion has defeated all the animals and is about to accept the crown of the king of beasts. A cow came to challenge. The lion asked, I defeated all the tigers. Why are you competing with me? Niu laughed: Lao Zi, I drank a can of Mengniu this morning!

The lion's toothache is unbearable, and his mouth is full of cavities. I caught a giraffe when I went out, and the giraffe begged for mercy, but the lion refused to let go, saying, who told the advertisement that the goal of "Lu (Lu) Jie" toothpaste was not to decay teeth?