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High score reward! ! ! The university teacher asked me to write 20 reasons for not being late! ! !

Late: 1, overslept.

2, sick.

3. Traffic jam.

The car broke down.

5. I forgot to bring my homework or book and went back to get it.

6. This watch is slow.

7. Suddenly it rained, so I changed my car without an umbrella.

I don't like this teacher.

9. Bet your friends that you will stay up late.

10, no roll call today.

1 1 I'm not interested in what I want to do today.

12, etc.

13, fell down on the way, go back and change.

14, mom got up late and breakfast was delayed.

15, I met a friend I haven't seen for a long time on the road, and after chatting for a while, I forgot the time.

16, I got on the bus and found that I forgot my money.

17, it took a lot of time to wait for the bus.

18, just about to go out, someone called home.

19, don't want to meet someone.

20, found a wallet, found it and gave it to the police uncle, which was delayed.

Don't be late: 1, roll call today.

I have my favorite class today.

3. Be sure to strive for full attendance.

4, occupying a place.

Today's teacher is very powerful.

6. There will be an exam today.

I am on duty today.

8. Today, we should pay attention to it.

9. The school told me not to be late today.

10, dad asked not to be late.

1 1, if the teacher says not to be late, you can get extra points.

12, the teacher said you would be fined for being late.

13, mom said, I won't give pocket money if I'm late again.

14, in order to leave a good impression on the right person.

15, the teacher is going to show us a movie I like very much.

16, no habit of being late.

17, I plan to study hard.

18, the first day of school, with the opening ceremony.

19, the tuition fees are all earned by myself, which hurts.

20. My girlfriend doesn't like me being late.