Funny copywriting with great sense of humor

1. A fish I raised recently died. I thought about it for a long time and didn’t want to bury it, so I arranged a cremation for it. Who knew that the more it was roasted, the more fragrant it became, so I had no choice but to prepare a bottle of beer for myself!

2. Question: How do you understand that you can do the right thing with the right person? Answer: When you go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, follow the aunt. After the aunt finishes bargaining the price, you say, I will also buy two kilograms.

3. After getting up today, I told my husband: I’m going to put on makeup!

This idiot said: That’s not makeup, it’s a transformation into a real person!

4. On Double Eleven last year,

four bachelors had hot pot together. I vowed: "Next year I will leave you!" Double Eleven is coming soon this year, and now I am the only single person left.

5. I don’t want to be single anymore. How I wish I could have someone with whom I can grab food when we have dinner, a computer during the day, a quilt at night, and a razor in the morning!

6. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I beat away the Japanese and stood in front of you, you fell in love with a foreigner.

7. I read a lot on the Internet about the disadvantages of staying up late. The biggest change for me is that I changed from staying up late happily to staying up late with fear.

8. Just now a friend of mine, Kaka, dialed my card for 50,000 yuan

60,000 yuan, and then quickly called me to tell me that the number was wrong. Yes, let me call him back. I really didn't hesitate at all and lost this friend in an instant.

9. It snowed heavily yesterday. The reporter interviewed on the street: "Aunt, how much impact do you think the snow has had on your life today?" The aunt said: "The impact is too great! First of all Just see clearly, I am your uncle!”

10. Every time I go to Lanzhou Ramen to eat ramen, I will eat the top few slices of beef first. Why? Because I'm afraid I won't find it later.

11. My wife and I went to the cinema to watch a horror movie. As soon as I bought the ticket, the conductor looked at my wife and said to me: "Brother, you are wasting your money."

12. I have a question. It’s the same meat. Why is it so popular when it grows on the chest, but so annoying when it grows on the belly? Is this regional discrimination?

Thirteen. My best friend cried and complained that she was tortured

My partner of eight years cheated on me, and I couldn’t help but lament that men have nothing. A whole eight years of love

! It's not even worth one of my seductions!

Fourteen. People are either as tempered as a pepper, as layered as a cabbage, or as thoughtful as a lotus root. But I can't do it, I'm like a telephone pole, straight!

15. If you ask friends around you about words, if

ten people,

nine people say they don’t know, then this is an opportunity, if

Ten people,

9 people all know it, it is an industry.

16. The lion and the turtle were about to fight, and the turtle said to the lion: Tie your hair up first. The lion heard this and said to the turtle: Then put the bag down first.

Seventeen. Men are tired, so they hit their backs; men are worried, so they want to wash their hair; men are miserable, so they gamble; men are busy, so they often go to the wrong bed.

18. A beautiful female guest came to the house. The mother said to the child: Come on, baby, let your dear aunt take a bite! The child said: I don’t want to kiss her. Just now her father kissed her in the corridor and she got slapped several times!