Cowshed joke

Once upon a time, there was a businessman who had a lot of money and animals. His family lives in the country and has a wife and several children. Allah gave him the ability to understand the language of birds and animals. One day, the bull ran to the donkey's place and found that the shed was clean and sprayed with clean water. It ate all the selected barley and other good feed, and the donkey lay there to rest. What's the matter with the master? He always goes out on a donkey and comes back when he's done. The ox is jealous.

One day, the merchant farmer heard the cow say to the donkey, "Congratulations, brother, you are really comfortable." You eat good feed and everyone praises you. Sometimes the host rides you when he goes out. It's nice to go back and forth. But I, I plow and grind all day, so tired! "

The donkey said to the cow, "if you are taken to the field and put the plow around your neck, you can't lie down." When someone hits you, you just stand up a little and lie down. People take you back to the barn and give you soybeans to eat. You pretend to be weak and don't eat or drink. In this way, one day, two days and three days have passed and you can rest. "

The farmer heard the dialogue between the donkey and the bull.

The next day, the cow brought feed to the cow, and the cow only ate a little. The cow drove the cow to the cultivated land and found it weak, so she told her owner. The farmer said, "Let donkeys plough instead of cows all day today."

In the evening, the donkey returned to the barn. The bull thanked the donkey for his concern, so that he got rid of fatigue and had a rest all day. The donkey didn't answer the bull, but he regretted it very much.

The next day, the plowman took the donkey to plow the field again and didn't come back until evening. At this time, the donkey was exhausted and weak. The bull looked at the donkey and thanked and praised it as usual.

The donkey said to the cow, "I have eaten enough, and my meddling hurts me." Brother scalper, I'll give you another suggestion now: I heard the master say,' If the scalper doesn't get up, go to the butcher to kill and peel it.' I am really worried about you! I hope you take care of yourself! "

After listening to the donkey, the cow thanked him very much and said, "I will be full tomorrow."

The next day, the cow ate all the feed and even licked the bottom of the trough.

The farmer also heard the dialogue between the donkey and the cow. The next day, the farmer and his wife came to the cowshed. The cow took the cow out of the cowshed by hand. When the cow saw its owner, it kept wagging its tail and chirping, which was very energetic. Seeing this, the farmer laughed so hard that he couldn't get up on the ground. Seeing this strange scene, the wife asked, "What makes you laugh so hard?"

The farmer said, "I heard and saw something, which was very ridiculous." But I won't tell you, or I'll die. "

The wife said, "Tell me what makes you so funny even if you die!" " "

The farmer said, "I can never tell you, or I will really die."

The wife said, "You seem to be laughing at me if you don't tell me." His wife repeatedly asked him to tell the reason why he laughed. Because of his wife's stubbornness, the farmer felt very embarrassed and hesitant. Finally, he had to call the children, the judge and the witnesses, wanted to make a will and tell the secret, and then died because he loved his wife too much. She is his cousin and the mother of the child. Besides, since he has lived for 120 years, what is there to miss? He invited her family and neighbors again and told them that once he revealed the secret, he would die soon. After listening to his words, everyone advised his wife not to force her husband to tell the secret and not to let his wife and the father of the child die. But the wife said that she would never go back on her word, and even if her husband died, she would let him tell the secret. They were silent when they saw her attitude.

At this time, the farmer had to stand up and walk to the barn so that he could take a bath there, then come back and tell everyone the secret, and then die. There is a rooster and fifty hens pecking in the shed, and there is a dog next to it. The farmer heard the dog yelling at the rooster, "Don't worry, but our master is going to die soon."

The rooster asked, "What is this?"

The dog told the rooster everything that happened between his master and his wife. Hearing this, the rooster said loudly, "Our master is really brainless. Listen, I have 50 wives. I can like this and I don't like that. No one dares to hum. Our host has only one wife, so he doesn't know how to get along with her. Why doesn't he break some mulberry branches, go to her room and give her a good beating, or kill her, or make her repent and turn over a new leaf, be honest and obedient, and don't ask anything in the future. "

The farmer listened to the conversation between the rooster and the dog, and his mind became clear at once. He is determined to teach his wife a good lesson.

Speaking of this, the prime minister said to his daughter Scheherazade, "I'm afraid the king will treat you like a farmer's wife."

Scheherazade asked, "What did the farmer do to his wife?"

The Prime Minister continued.

The farmer broke some mulberry branches and hid them in the room. Then he went up to his wife and said, "Come, come into the room. I will tell you only one person, and then I will die."

The wife didn't know it was a scam, so she followed him into the house. As soon as his wife entered the room, the farmer locked the door, then took out the mulberry tree and beat her until she was unconscious. When she woke up, she said to her husband, "I regret it. I will never ask my lords again." Then she kissed her husband's hands and feet to show her remorse. Then they all walked out of the room. Everyone jumped up happily to congratulate him when they saw that his husband and wife were reconciled.

The prime minister's daughter listened to her father and said, "I must do what I want!" " "

The Prime Minister had to send his daughter to Ruyal Palace in King's Hill. Before he left, Scheherazade said to his sister:

"When I get to the king, I'll send someone to call you. After you come, if you see the king wants to have sex with me, you can say to me, Sister, tell us a good story so that we can kill time. Then I will tell you a story, thank Allah, and we will get rid of the entanglement of the monarch. " My sister agreed to her request.

The Prime Minister said that Scheherazade was sent to the palace. When the king saw it, he was very happy and said to the prime minister, "You sent me what I needed."

The Prime Minister replied, "Yes."

In the evening, the king wanted to make out with Scheherazade, and Scheherazade began to cry. The king asked her what had happened. Scheherazade said, "Your Majesty, I have a sister at home now, and I want to say goodbye to her."

The king immediately ordered Scheherazade's sister Dougna Zadeh to meet her in the palace. Scheherazade saw his sister coming, hugged and kissed her, and then sat on the bed. The king stood up and took Scheherazade in his arms. After having sex, the three of them sat together and chatted. At this time, Dunyazad said to Scheherazade, "Sister, tell us a story so that we can kill time."

Scheherazade said, "It's a good idea, if the kind king allows it."

At this time, the mountain king Ruyal was very upset, and he was happy with the words of the two sisters. He allowed Scheherazade to tell him stories.

So, Scheherazade began to tell one story after another.