Classic funny and domineering sentences

Do you have any domineering friends around you? Do they often tell funny jokes that make people laugh to death? Below are some hilarious and domineering sentences that I compiled, thank you for reading. Classic funny and domineering sentences

1. Who takes whom seriously, who feels sorry for whom.

2. I am not a descendant of a rich man! But I want to be the ancestor of a rich man!

3. I am not L’Oreal Paris, and I am not worthy of you.

4. Everything is fake, only liars are real.

5. Your soul is so transparent that I can’t even see you.

6. Those times that are allowed to be squandered are called youth.

7. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe your butt too thinly.

8. Don’t be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but be afraid of the surprise when you open the lid: enjoy one more bottle!

9. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

10. If this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migratory.

11. The conditions for an ideal husband are to take him out and bring him back.

12. First love is infinitely good, but it just falls too early.

13. Either be patient or cruel.

14. You are not a cactus, so why are you so strong.

15. I wish I could grow old with you by accident.

16. Maturity does not mean that the heart grows old, but that you can still smile despite tears rolling in your eyes.

17. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to our grandchildren.

18. I’ve been on QQ a lot, but I haven’t seen any penguins.

19. When life becomes difficult, I have to look to money! Only when life is smooth, can I look forward!

20. Don’t use you If you challenge my personality with my temper, you will die very rhythmically!

21. From heaven to hell, I am just passing through the world.

22. We didn’t know each other at first, but we didn’t recognize each other in the end.

23. The war in the South has been going on for ten years, so this head must be hung at the gate of the country. If you all work harder in the future, good news will come to you as paper money.

24. The plum blossoms are blooming in anticipation of the dawn wind and the cold wind. I have to put on more clothes several times to avoid leaning on the railing. The remnant chrysanthemum can still be proud of the frost and snow, so don't turn your eyes at others.

25. Treat others with generosity, be gentle with others, and be invincible with heroes. Funny and domineering sentences that make people laugh to death

1. You are not allowed to get up early until I make breakfast and put it in front of you.

2. You are not allowed to bully him! Only I can do that in the world!

3. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

　4. You idiot! Stand behind me if something like this happens!

　5. No one in this world is qualified to be by your side except me.

6. A lifetime is so long, why wait for you for a few years!

7. When I miss you, I must find you!

8. Listen to me, I love you!

9. When the boss arranged a blind date, he said: You are not allowed to go. You are not allowed to say anything to me at home. Who else can you tell me?

10. Follow me, it’s my fault that I can’t give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I’ll kill him.

11. Follow me and one day your name will appear in my family’s household registration book.

12. Give up on you in the next life!

13. You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

14. You are not allowed to bear the sadness by yourself. Are my shoulders just decorations?

15. You are not allowed to think wildly. My heart is so big and I pretend to be all about you.

Funny and domineering sentences that make people laugh to death without paying for their lives

1. You are not allowed to stay up late. Staying up late makes you very tired, do you understand? I will feel sorry for you when you are tired.

2. I want to give happiness to the person I love with my own hands, but I don’t worry about others!

3. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together!

4. Just listen to me, why are you asking so many questions when I am by your side and you are still taking the wrong path.

5. When you want to get married, just tell me and I will marry you.

6. Just stand there and don’t move! Wait for me to run over!

7. You are mine. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for 9 yuan. I Please!

8. Look, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Don’t move, I will take a bite.

9. Just wait, one day you will be my grandson’s grandma!

10. You won’t just sit around folding the clothes! I will fold them later! Super funny and domineering classic quotes

1. Break up with people who are malicious to you. Only when people break up with each other can they have close friends.

2. Like to be low-key, dislike publicity, like quietness, dislike noisy

3. Be considerate in everything.

4. Don’t rely too much on your friends. Human nature basically has a bad side.

5. You don’t have to forget the past, but you must let it go.

6. If I don’t speak first when spring comes, no insect will dare to squeak.

7. People who care about me, I will keep all your concern in my heart. I have nothing, but I absolutely have a conscience;

8. Try to love someone. If you pay, you may not get anything; if you don’t pay, you won’t get anything. Don’t expect miracles.

9. Have dreams, even if they are far away.

10. Don’t say you can’t do it! You will do it if you are a human being!

11. Being strong is not just about not giving in in the face of big right and wrong, but also not changing in the face of setbacks. Own.

12. Love all beautiful things, praise and enjoy the beauty they bring.

13. I am willing to listen to any true words. I will repay double to those who are sincere to me. I will also repay double to those who frame me. Don’t insult my character. Some just have temper;

14. Read when you are empty and bored, but you must have your own life goals and plans.

15. I have always been unfaithful to people who betrayed me once, but I will not be loyal a hundred times.

16. Accept the gifts that life gives you calmly, whether they are good or bad.

17. Don’t try to control others and don’t ask others to understand you.

18. Don’t always reveal your vulnerability in front of others by sharing your difficulties.

19. Only those who are not afraid of death deserve to live.

20. Fengchen has a three-foot sword, and Sheji has a military uniform.

21. Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, various skills.

22. Society is hierarchical, and many things are unfair. Don't complain because it's useless.

23. Learn to tolerate people who hurt you, because they are very pitiful, everyone has their own difficulties, and it is not easy for everyone.

24. Even if my heart is blown to pieces and my blood spurts out, I will still be at peace and content.

25. Love your parents, because they gave you life, and they are also the most selfless people who love you.

26. Be normal, look at ordinary things, treat everyone with integrity, () there is no evil intention, no conspiracy, I will have a deep friendship with such a friend.

27. Live easy and make the best plan and the worst plan for everything.

28. Don’t forget your roots, at any time, for anything.

29. Those who are arrogant, heartless, and have no filial piety and compassion, get out of here. I don’t like dealing with animals. ;

30. The so-called weakness is a sin!

31. Gu Long said that girls who love to laugh will not have bad luck.

32. If one day we are lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not worked hard to live a rich life.

33. I will always smile at people who hurt me, because I don’t like to argue with dogs;

34. Don’t be smart.

35. Everyone is an independent individual, and we really can’t live without anyone!

36. Commitment is a beautiful thing, but beautiful things often don’t come true. will become reality.

37. Please remember that the definition of a good friend is: if you do well, she is happy for you from the bottom of her heart; if you do not do well, she is sincerely anxious for you.

38. Pay attention to your own cultivation, you are your child’s first teacher.

39. God is fair to everyone.

40. Love is beautiful, believe in love. If you don’t even believe in love, wouldn’t life be too miserable?