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Long and small jokes

Part 1

There was a big fight between steamed buns and noodles, but steamed buns were beaten out of the water by noodles because of too much meat, so when they left, they left a sentence for noodles:' Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson'. The steamed stuffed bun went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. I was going to find the noodle theory and met instant noodles on the way. Steamed buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and hit them indiscriminately. The steamed stuffed bun replied: Noodles, don't think that I can't recognize you when I perm my hair!

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the second part

After the instant noodles were hit by the sea, I felt very unhappy, so I joined hands with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and zhajiang noodles to get back at the steamed stuffed bun. Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road. Instant noodles means watching carefully for a while and saying, brothers, let's go! Instant noodles are flat or even harder. After squashing the steamed bread, the people left. Later, someone asked instant noodles and said, you just hit so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much. Instant noodles said: I wanted to have a little K, but I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes ... the more I thought about it, the more angry I became.

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the third part

It is said that the more you think about steamed buns, the angrier you get. Because I want to have a stall, I will go to steamed buns with everyone again. I didn't expect to fall on the road and meet the cut steamed stuffed bun. Wow! Instant noodles were furious and took the lead in beating them, which made everyone feel a little miserable. Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?" Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me my hair back ... "

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part four

After learning why he was beaten, Shantou ... felt very wronged ... so they told the vegetable bag, bean paste bag, fried bag and pickled cabbage bag ... you stay here. Let's go and get a perm ... They were angry and went to get even with instant noodles ... On the way, they met rice noodles ... so they repaired them severely ... When they left, they said,' Dude! ! '