Humorous jokes about crows and bananas

Humorous jokes about crows and bananas

1. The crow likes the frog at the bottom of the well. In order to see his lover as soon as possible, he keeps throwing stones into the well every day. Everything comes to him who waits, and one day, the water overflows the wellhead. Looking at the toad in front of him, he said anxiously: Excuse me, have you seen frogs?

　? I am a frog, don't you know me?

　? But you

? And said, didn't you smash it all?

2. Crow is a model lover in the animal kingdom. She is faithful to love and has only one sexual partner in her life. They got married at an early age? Couple? When the partner dies, the living crow will not find another new love.

this touching story tells us that two ugly encounters are predestined friends, so we can make do with it, otherwise no one can find the object.

3. Once upon a time, there were two bananas walking in tandem on the road ~ ~ ~ ... Suddenly the banana in front felt hot and took off his coat. So? The banana behind slipped ~ ~

4. The corn asked Xiang Jiao why he always walks with his back bent.

banana answers:? I can't help it when I'm old. ?

the corn said:? I have such a long beard that I don't say I'm old. How can you say you're old?

The banana looks at it and says: Don't think I can't tell you are pregnant just because you put on a fake beard. Look at your belly. ? ;